He comes to your door, "$15.95 PLUS TIP", be honest, how do you respond?
Tip 5 cents
I'll give you $5.95 and the shaft too
>>697789291
meaning what...
tip 15,95 and then leave
Hey /b/ be happy you arnt dealing with a lot lizard for a baby mama will post more bullshit
OP here this is after we split in late june that she fucked 4 guys
Aria you're literally a whore
>>697795749
kek what a whore
it gets better
s/fur
That's the second quads today. Neat.
>>697803003
I want to destroy him...I'm so jealous.
this is now a sink thread.
good luck faggots
Roll
role
>>697799664
This is stupid and you're stupid.
Roll8
Auction thread. Post a pic of a girl you know, others say how many would pay for her and for doing what. Pic related, requests open. Part 2
>>697800712
2 sheep and a cow
>>697800712
50 for tit fuck. Moar?
$200 for a hard bondage session including anal.
>>697800712
One donkey
YLYL
>>697793919
starting ylyl thread with this kind of shit...
>>697793919
fuku
>mickey$
he's really ego-ecstatic
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>697791434
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Stella's mine
>>697799145
Top, Jungle, some bot as of recent.
>kennen bot kicks ass
>>697799243
No, u.
>how was your day?
>>697799160
I'm not your guy, pal!
>>697799243
I'm offended that you would think I was!
I was image positivitying you
>>697799387
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>697799250
Ok, I see what you want
How smart is /b/ really?
>>697768822
Seeing as how you didn't specify a time frame I'd just help them both up one at a time.
>inb4 you can't
>>697768822
jump
>>697768822
save the daughter first because she is lighter and cant hold on as long and will only take a few seconds to save then save the wife
too lazy to draw something myself but bumping for potential keks
Why don't millennials want children?
>>697789272
You dont need to have children, Besides, children are expensive.
>>697789272
They're expensive
They're gross
They are constricting
Also because our generation has quite a high rate of divorce/breakups after child birth. Meaning a risky commitment.
>>697789272
They subconsciously know how big of a shitheel they are, and they know it would only be worse with the special little faggot snowflakes they would raise.
Thank God for that.
>>697789272
Because they're selfish, plain and simple. Not being fit to be a parent has nothing to do it.
new pics you shouldn't share thread
>>697796725
It is time /b/. Count to 6 and you will open the box.
1
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
>>697796744
Dubs don't lie, Opie Wan KenOp (Yeah, it's fucking terrible, I know)
1
New draw thread
>>697792457
Agreed.
>>697792457
Disagree
>>697792325
Noice
Cringe thread. Just found this shit, I dare you to read the entire thing
>>697794879
>tfw you found it because you posted it.
>>697794879
jhuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
s/fur
No rekt thread ?
Leggo
Kok
President Obama said that Trump was unfit for the office of president because he loses his shit over dumb things constantly.
Guess what, right after Obama said this, Trump proved him right, and lost his shit and shamelessly attacked President Obama.
Hillary will crush him because he acts like a little kid on the playground who wants to be the bully only because he's really weak inside.
Also, Trump is crying voter fraud because his poll numbers have taken a sharp drop since this and his anti-Muslim comments toward a grieving mom.
>>697786409
You have to understand trump is 1 ugly mother fucker and without all his money he would be selling used cars and eating fried chicken everyday. He knows this deep down in his black heart so to make up for his worthless life he tries everything in his power to be a dick and hes going a great job at it but not like his real dick.. his real dick is little and pathetic.
Post a loli here, post a loli there, post a loli everywhere. LOLI THREAD.
/Fluffy/ thread.
Fuck the mods edition.
Bump
WWYD/what would you do/cuck/I hate these posts b used to be good also I am an autistic faggot/whatever thread.
Post a girl, respond to another girl on the thread. No pictures of girls without any contributions to someone else. More than one picture of a girl accepted if she's hot.
>>697786661
same girl
>>697786744
different girl for variety
YLYL thread
>>697754461
Kkkkkkkk