Summoning OP from previous thread, upload time should be almost complete.
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Gather round faggots, this is the story of Mark
>be me
>about 3rd grade
>pretty standard school
>tards were separated from normal kids
>all is balanced
>we get a new superintendent with a sperglord for a kid
>insists we allow tards to intermingle with everyone else
>whatever
now here's the thing, Mark was obsessed with multiplication. Nothing else, just multiplication. You could shoot the kid in the neck and he'd still be doing his tables
>see Mark absolutely engaged in his math
>see a small mistake
>go to correct him
>"hey mark, you shouldn't have carried this over"
>"here, let me help you"
mistake number one
>shithead starts breathing deeper
>like, really deep
>motherfucker sounds like a jet engine prepping for take off
>stands up and brings fists crashing down on desk with immeasurable speed
>lets out a mighty yell
>WWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGG
>MfuckingFW
>I'm in shock, teacher looks pissed, class is scared to death
>mark looks me dead in the eyes
>tears and snot dripping down his face
>fists clenched, ready to lay the smackdown on anyone in his path
>and he does
>to fit the jet engine noises, Mark starts spinning post hast
>fist clips me
>that's all it took
>wraps around my chest, and starts beating the ever living fuck out of me
>kalima.gif
>I'm stuck to gostoso autismo as he tries in vain to rip me to shreds
>teacher eventually pries him off of me
>end up heading to hospital
>two cracked ribs and shit loads of bruising
>but we aren't over yet
I ended up seeing him across the school tons of times after, and I have more stories of him if you guys want
Go on.
There's just so much cancer on /b/ tonight, I could really use some quality greentext.
Yes
Was the math he did actually wrong?
>>675166304
Alright, gotta type it all up first though
>>675166338
yeah, nigger carried an 11 instead of a 1. i didn't think you can carry an 11
Decent thread so far, has promise, you can never go wrong with tard stories
ylyl thread
Old but gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0-YmJTf7WI
lel
>>675167392
lel
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Opfas, was geht?
>>675166944
> Besitzt ihr eine Katze?
Wo bekomme ich in Cartagena am besten Kokain her?
Is north korea the best country ever? And why?
>>675170384
Wadda shite-hole
Supweam weeda wiw weed us to wictory
>>675170112
ITT: we wait for "it" AKA fucking nothing
>>675171174
le first XD
>>675171174
It will be another gigantic disappointment
>>675171382
Wow friend! xD Congratulations for le first!!!!!!!!1111!!1! :3 xD
Fb fap thread
Which one?
You are trapped in a room with a female for one whole year.
You have to have sex with her everyday, every morning ,afternoon and night.
The last 2 digits of your post decide her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the post below theirs.
No rerolls. Good luck.
>Rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
wish me luck lads
>>675171928
Sigh
>>675172046
fuck your no rerolls
ITT: We find suaces for unsauceable images. Sauce naow!!
omg what an angel, get me a pussy pic please
in this picture we can't see enought (but that we can see is that you had found such a perfect woman!) can you post more photos pls?
>>675165086
If someone points me to a source, I will post all I find.
>>675165945
ITT: We're Donald Trump
>>675169627
So You believe in Allah? nah get out.
>>675169627
>nobody knows it, but i'm secretly a poop grubber
Hey /b/ im making a new ps4 account , trips gets to choose my gamertag. I will show proof of the account after we get trips.
>>675164378
XxX_YourMomsWetDreamur_xXx
Imacuck
xX_Sausage_Snozzler_Xx
xX_Saddle_Sniffer_Xx
Can we get a milf thread up in here?
>>675164820
She isn't even 30
>>675164820
Kyla Cole never had kids either.
pls guys I (not OP) need this, hitting on a milf these days...
>>675164820
>this is a milf
Are you 12?
What do you drive, /b/?
>>675166971
ur mum
>>675167081
/thread
>>675166971
That better be bagged.
Does anyone else like imagining female qt soldiers getting shot and killed in combat?
I don't know what exactly it is, it's not really a sexual thing cause I don't get a boner from it but I really enjoy thinking about female soldiers dying. Particularly the noises they would make and their helpless cries of pain.
I remember being a kid and not liking to watch death scenes in movies because they gave me a boner. Now they don't and I don't really care. But when, for example, I played Half Life 2 and one of the female rebels got shot in the head and died I kind of liked it. Later on I would line up female citizens in Garrys Mod and shoot them or have them shot by powerful combine soldiers just to hear their moans of pain.
This wasn't enough so I started looking for movies with a lot of female soldeirs dying in them but I couldn't find many. As a result I play female characters in games just to hear the noises they make when they get hurt or die.
I dunno what it is. I used to imagine being a soldier when I was a little kid while masturbating fruitlessly because I didn't know how to fap, so I am wondering if that fucked up my sexuality somehow.
Does anyone else share these feels? They give me an odd satisfaction. i watched the Hatred trailer where the woman has a gun stuck in her mouth and she begs for mercy and for some reason I really enjoyed it. I don't know how to explain it. I don't hate women and would never do anything like this, are there any other vidya or movies you would recommend for this kind of thing?
>>675163296
my god, I didn't think this was actually a thing for anyone but me. I don't want to talk about it because people will think I'm an edge lord supreme but you must be me.
>>675164353
Did you have the same kind of shit when you were a kid? I am trying to figure out where these feelings came from.
>>675165048
Yea. As early as I can remember really.
Loli bread.
>>675169470
Lenny bread
Lets see anons, count to 5. Number 3 will get Dark Souls 2: SotFS.
Rules: Link Steam, No griefing
No timestamps can be shown I'm afraid; The camera lens is broken.
>>675167946
>1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>Now give me my fucking games.
ID/TehStacy
>everybody posts three immediately.
GG OP.
1
2 http://steamcommunity.com/id/KapitanKlos/
6 nigger.
8
op is a faggot
check em
>>675169058
At LEAST three
rate my gf /b/
Negress/10
Nigger/10
if you are white dude, than you are ok bro
7.5/10 i do really like her smile though
Hunger Games: first 24 get in
Dog with Eyebrows
German Panzer Division
Hockey Lemmy
The Spanish Inquisition
Hey /b/ this cat keeps on coming to my house and sitting outside. Should I help it or something?
>>675166772
light it on fire
>>675167121
It's a cat, it would run away before I could catch it.
>buy small bag of cat treats
>make new friend
Don't forget to post pics of your new cat on Saturday.
>>675167269
then give it some warm milk and befriend it. then set it on fire
