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Alright /b/oys, This thing was in my backyard when i got home and it went into its shell. It was raining a shit ton down here in Texas and im just trying to make sure if its a tortoise and not an aquatic hybrid that can walk on land. If its a tortoise trips names the tortoise
>>767576424
That's pretty damn cool.
Name it Apu nahasapeetapetalam
>>767576625
ROLLING FOR THIS!
Rolling for calling it Turt Reynolds
all turtles can walk on land....
>>767576424
bob
Naruto R34 thread, extra points for Sakura and Tsunade
>>767576559
Fuck you nigger. This is now a general r34 thread
>>767576991
BUT I WANNA SEE NARUTO BOOBIES
Traps are not gay
>>767571350
No, they're gay. Who cares though?
>>767571350
who dis
>>767571350
the people that like them just have a penis fetish
>>767571350
So confused
>>767571623
Julie Prim
Petite chicks with bubble butts. No pancake ass. Standing pics only. Bent over pics are deceiving.
>>767568823
>>767568847
>>767568823
Itt - nigger trash
>>767568967
Wtf you talking about? You have fat girls confused with hot girls.
>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuck's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuck his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock cuckie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D
I liek the part where you said cuck.
>>767570157
*Tips fedora*
whats a wagecuck?
from this single post, it appears as though life is not good, and rather your life is shit.
Make some changes Anon, for your own sake.
>>767570293
Get a load of this wagecuck, fellow Neets
Sure hope whitey is too busy beating his small dick to guys pretending to be girls.
>>767569896
cant even make it past page 1
>>767569896
NO FREEDOM FOR YOU
Where do you think you're going.
>>767569896
Nice Try, Nigger.
Get back here
So I'm with a girl that I love for 6,5 year now. I lost my virginity with her when I was 16 and we had sex at least once a week since then. Recently something has changed. We live together now but we share a flat with our friend. We have almost no sexlife since we moved in 2 years ago. We've talked over this many times and she always says that she wants to have sex but is too shy when our friend is around (he has his own room which he rarely leaves). What should I do? I honestly don't know. I'm 21 btw.
>>767573656
She's fucking your friend
She's losing interest man. If she starts coming up with excuses not to have sex with you it's pretty obvious.
>>767573782
This
Tell her you want a threesome
>>767573782
Invest in a shotgun.
Nah she is not fucking my friend. We are both introverts and we are with each other most of the time so I would know if she was cheating on me.
Would anyone abuse my trashy poor alcoholic ex? Shes trash and sucks dick for booze and coke. Her names Chelsea Campbell anyone know her
I've actually gotten a bj bj from her for a can of beer. You must have been the sissy boyfriend. She said she hated her boyfriend and that he crossdressed.
And actually, for what it's worth, if you let her sniff a line of your penis she'll suck you till there's no tomorrow
>>767573407
That's cold anon
>>767573407
>>767573606
Damn is this for real? I mean i am her sissy bf and i didnt mention that in the thread...can you mention the town we live in?
>>767573407
I heard she told guys that and said she hated me, so i take it she deep throated you and swallowed, pls confirm this is truth post the city
Yo /b/.
So my ram says 1199mhz but it's running at 2400mhz. How come speccy doesn't read it like that?
Also pc spec thread!
>>767573404
gay
>>767573445
Faggot, get the fuck out of my thread then.
>>767573404
What does DDR stand for?
>>767573404
1199mhz x 2 = 2400mhz
you probably have 2 ram memory sticks huh?
also, yes very gay.
>>767573500
Double data rate, took me 2 secs to google that...
>Ctrl+F
>ylyl
>no items found
WTF /b/?
>>767573018
God, I hate when you name your threads this
Simply because, fuck you.
WHATS YLYL MEANS
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>>767573018
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces...
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Drawthread
surprises
Blue haired austrian Loli with a big nose getting raped by her cousin. Draw it, make it happen.
>>767575036
>poopooka
i want big fucking titties
gimme requests
>>767575189
Requesting this girl with big ol' titties. and innie nipples too if you like.
>>767575189
Too bad you're barely a C-cup.
Waifu thread
Meido edition
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Rem claimed
Hand has fully healed
>>767570727
Cute edition
Claimed
Hallo fred.
>>767571128
Hi Rem
>>767570841
Hallo you
>>767571235
Desu
gay fur thread, post your best
>>767572997
why?
>>767573096
because im bored, gay, and horny
bump
>>767572997
Have my top favorite
>>767574015
adorable >w<
What would your browser history smell like if there was smell-o-vision?
>>767570768
lots of fresh from the shower women's sexy feet. you?
>>767570768
Snotty spunk
>>767570768
Shame. Deep, dark and disgusting shame.
80% horse shit since i whack off too horses
10% italian cuisine since i love cooking
10% vaginas and dicks due to regular porn
>>767570768
Old greasy Jeeps and porn
Please help me expose the Creep who conned and sexually-exploited me last night.
Another librarian, Thomas S. Vitale, confided in me that he had a fetish for watching ripped men smoking without a shirt on...
He offered to pay me $150 to watch me live on FB Video Chat for 20 min. I agreed. I saw his face for like 2 seconds before he shut his camera off. Was some creepy-looking fat dude.
He was audibly masturbating to me smoking topless for about 10 min. and said "I'm gonna cum!" at the end.
Afterwards, he agreed to eTransfer me the money
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Evidence:
Exposed him to the 50,000 plus members of the American Library Association and the Anonymous FB Group ....this lardass piece of shit has been wanking off to my photos and vid for days and he agreed to pay me for performing on cam but Jewed out. Lets further sabotage his career and serve him some Anonymous style justice!
NYPAF
>>767572787
lol gay
Pic related is one of my photos he's been wanking to...
I was desperate for $ to buy my laptop back from the pawn shop, and he convinced me to go on cam and perform for him before ghosting without paying me...
He took advantage of my vulnerability as a recovering addict with schizophrenia who is broke and facing eviction from my apartment.
Not looking for a personal army, I just the scumbag should pay me my money as per our gentlemens agreement or be exposed as the fat fudgepacking creep he is...
Art thread
Previous: >>767559672
I really like this one, even though it isn't exactly art...
>>767571149
Yo. OP from the last thread here. Cool that you are getting another one going. I'm gonna go get drunk and watch cartoons though. Have fun guys.
more tribute thread
Need her done
Please someone cumtribute her
My bro went to my room pushing me around and wouldn't leave cause he wants all the bandwidth for playing league of legends therefore I shouldn't use z pc, after screaming for my parents I just told him he should rly get out cause I want to change, he didn't so I took of my shirt off so after moar screaming he finally fucked off
Dad tells me I should never do it again cause I'm 18
God I was I get arrested for that
>>767573215
cool story can I see your nipples
>>767573431
Newfag
>>767573559
Samefagging like this on your own thread. Kys m8, no one wants to see your grandma tits anyway.
>>767573644
See you've already seen em
Were you downloading 50 torrents and seeding at the same time? Don't be a hog, league doesn't need that much bandwidth. So you must've been using it ALL.
Are you sick and tired of porn threads on /b/?
Join the resistance and help stop the spread of cancer.
You might ask yourself:
“Why are we doing this?”
We are tired of waiting for the mods to actually moderate /b/ and we have decided that it is in the best interest of the users that browse /b/ and are not interested in the pornography posted there to intervene and try to cleanse the board.
“How are you planning on doing this?”
Thread derailment is our first and most used option but we also make good threads. We don’t want /b/ to become a wasteland
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lol gay
>>767572622
A very good and well written response. We are amazed.
>>767572686
>we
LOL
>>767572622
Based on this response, it's safe to assume you are underage b&
>>767572846
Isn't "we" a pronoun in the English language?
Crypto is dying and I'm getting out while I can. I'll give some out before I do. Whoever rolls trips in this thread will get .05 of a bitcoin. Femanons who post tits with timestamp will get .04 of a bitcoin. Tits + ass will get .1 of a bitcoin. Also draw a coin with a square in the middle of it on the timestamp.
>>767569269
roll
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rollin
>>767569940
reroll
>>767570737
again
>>767571009
111?
