There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.
Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessly move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw
cool dude
>>684168395
1 bullit and ur ded bro
>mfw /b/
there is nothing original here anymore, only an hourly repeating cycle of porn, rekt, loli, feels and shit.
I'm done with this, I have to move on in my life. I will never come back.
sincerely, OP
See you tomorrow.
Bye, have a nice life :)
>>684170655
checked
>>684170655
this
Hey /b/, how do you politely tell your friend to back off the girl he knows your into?
>>684170077
Install Gentoo.
>back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
But really, Id probably just ask him, "hey, you know im into (girls name), right?" and go from there. If you're not comfortable doing that for fear of this person reacting poorly, then you shouldnt be friends with this person.
>>684170077
is killing him an option or nah
>he knows you're into
is he really your friend OP?
ITT: we all live in a house together
>>684169903
Oops, I dropped the soap in this empty bath room >u>
Who turned the heating on?
i voted for hillary clinton
Which one of you assholes shit in the butter?
DEUTSCHFADEN - Ausgabe zu Mittagsstunde
Da kommt man von draußen nach hause und es ist kein Deutschfaden offen... ändern wir das!
Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Pritt oder Uhu?
Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Glaubt ihr an irgendetwas?
Seid ihr künstlerisch begabt?
Wart/seid ihr in der Schule einer der beliebten oder eher eine Randfigur?
Warum seid ihr noch wach?
Kein Bonus heute.
Meinte natürlich Nächtliche Ausgabe, nicht Ausgabe zur Mittagsstunde.
>>684171125
>Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Weiß nicht genau. Finde Berlin und Hamburg gut. Bin eher ein Stadtmensch.
>Pritt oder Uhu?
Ich hab irgendwie das Gefühl dass Uhu besser ist.
>Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Ich denke Kings of Cool von Don Winslow.
>Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Mit. Manchmal muss aber ohne.
>Glaubt ihr an irgendetwas?
Nichts religiöses.
>Seid ihr künstlerisch begabt?
Nicht wirklich.
>Wart/seid ihr in der Schule einer der beliebten oder eher eine Randfigur?
Randfigur, die aber trotzdem viele kennen.
>Warum seid ihr noch wach?
Gerade nach hause gekommen.
Jungs, kann doch nicht sein dass niemand mehr da ist.
Alle and Bord ihr Neger.
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>684169042
Why are you posting this thread again?
What is this?
>>684169042
No i wouldnt
>>684169222
Nah, nah don't respond.
I want some answers OP. What the fuck are you up to here?
>>684169042
Hell yes, I would. Big tits, cute face. Dyed hair. Obviously a slut.
What bicycle do you own?
I have a 2013 Santa Cruz Bronson, a Scott Scale 29 Comp, and a 2015 Trek Marlin 7.
>>684169399
I have a 6 year old rusty bike with no brakes
>>684169399
specialized masterrace reporting in
That's a wheely nice bike friend. I'll tread carefully around insulting it, but I may tyre easily. Do you see the chain of puns? I hope nobody derailleurs this thread. We are but cogs in this world. Gear up Anon. I'm just peddalling shit now.
2009 Norco Manik
left/right thread, reply for reply
>>684166081
Far right. Mmm yeah
>>684166081
Left easy
>>684167426
left
>>684166081
Left. No contest
YLYL thread.
>>684170238
Evolution at work.
***TRUMP VS. BERNIE GAME***
Rules:
>For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
>To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs.
>270 to win! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 candidates compete in a final House Vote!
Election night begins here in Maine!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR MAINE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs.
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>684171274
TRUMP
>>684171370
Donald Trump with a quick, commanding win in Maine to start the election!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs.
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>684171460
Bern
brit girl thread.
Show me your best rekt faggots
post whatever the fuck you want thread
fagit
OP WHERE ARE YOU U NEED MOAR
where's the large version of this pic I want to see it I think I know that ass
Was only able to get the thumb b4 404
Why are you not bisexual master race?
>Also, ROLL:
>Evens = fap to womens
>Odds = fap to mens
>Dubs = fap to boths
Beecuz im not gay... and also roll
>>684169216
And also souce
>>684169216
roll
role to find out
Its simple guess her name get nudes trips get IG page
Anna
>>684167750
did you go to the school where this girl went?
>>684167750
Angela
rumplestiltskin
Start rolling niggers
I won.
Trips are compelled to anally imbibe aforementioned water
>>684168787
Roll
>>684168787
The stuff from the toilets?
No thank you.
1. post the game you want and your steam email
2. get trips
3. ???
4.profit
id: yollnir
enter the gungeon
>>684170682
roll
>>684170682
roIl
dayz standalone
"[email protected]" i believe. or its "[email protected]"
Does anyone know how to turn POISE "on" in Dark Souls 3?
Yes, I'm aware I'll get banned if I turn it on.
In the armor menu dipshit
wtf is Poise ?
>>684168978
Get a greatshield.
>>684169617
it's in the coding, and it's off.
What is this? Xanax?
Xanaxz
>>684169129
Morphine
Eat it
>>684169129
rohypnol
