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I hate girls who poop
I poop hate who girls.
>>684165195
this tbh
I girls who hate poop.
I poop to hate girls
>>684165096
fag
Chubbies!
>>684167791
Would let her use my face as a bicycle seat/10/ Good job op MORE!
So I want to be a girl, due to my skinny body
I've been thinking trans,
definitely not a trap
I've always just been thinking how easy and how much fun it must be to be female
I know it's not just me, discuss?
Die faggot
>>684165267
get that dick
>>684165088
post pics of yourself. if the face is fucked its not gonna go well
>>684165431
nigga are you new here or do you think im stupid?
Face is fine
>>684165551
> This is what American women look like
>>684165470
Your point?
>>684165470
Yeah if you are ridding the little yellow bus.
>>684165470
>if only that was true
>>684165470
them some unusual faces, but otherwise yum
Actually guys I do believe they are American.
You either have them fat, or ugly as OP's ones.
You cannot find an American woman who is both slim and cute unless it has recent European roots.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
It's my birthday! Who wants a blowjob?
>>684168114
night other anon!
pretty sweet you got your birthday off gmt 2 day session is a godsend, sorry for same gif again but idk its pretty perfect
Hey guys Boxxybro from Minnesota here how is everyone have not been on here for awhile missed you guys.
>>684168509
Gonna get a bottle of whiskey in tomorrow.
Used to drink a bottle a week but haven't drunk it since Christmas.
is it wrong to jerk off to teenage girls on Omegle ?
>>684168589
>>684168781
>>684169050
>>684169240
Rekt thread
>>684167714
so fake.
>>684167714
>>684167714
that's nuts!
OP is a gaylord confirmed
wer da blud
So this cheating whore texted the wrong number which happened to be me so I wanted to make her life of a little bit of a living hell and text her boyfriend the conversation we had to expose her I have a few leads on who this bitch is but I don't want to bring hell to people who don't deserve it
Post and send to her bf. Duh
>>684164797
Bro, just fucking guilt the shit out of her.
Ask her if she has a conscience, if she even feels bad for cheating.
bump for potencial
Send dick pics and beasteality
>>684164797
dubs decides?
Civilization V is on sale, is there any kind rich anon who can hook me up? Please?
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/3 6075/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/milksp anker/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lucifers-child/wishlist
begging for anything here anons. thanks in advance!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/supgivedakey/
anythinggggg
has this ever worked for anyone?...
>>684165588
sent
nothing to me u.u
http://steamcommunity.com/id/supgivedakey/
Youtubers you fap to
>>684165864
Are you lonely?
>>684165582
Of course.
>>684165582
Yep. Cripplingly alone.
More so with others than with none.
>>684165582
Feeling The feel Of The feelings
>>684165989
...Woah.... Deep bro.
Entirely concur though m69
Video Game characters you want to fuck
Bump for game-boobs
Bumpq
Alright faggots. Why are you home on a friday.
I am an introverted loser who instead of going out and making friends stays home fucking around with my PC.
Now you motherfucker!
I have a young family.
I don't drink.
I don't enjoy socialising.
I'm knackered by the time it gets to 11pm.
>>684166533
No life. Why else?
>>684166791
What does your wife think about your behaviour?
>>684166533
DOOM is released. Fuck socializing this weekend. I'm an 9/10 alpha male who could give a fuck about making bullshit friends in a bullshit world when there are games to play.
>>684167118
She's usually in bed by 10 so I guess she's fine with it
Pollack-fucking anon reboot
Not OP but the last thread died
>>684166941
I'm literally about to leave for Poland. How do I find these semen demons?
>>684166941
>Nicola and I are bored one day.
>Horny as fuck.
>We're at a restaurant, sitting side by side all cute and shit.
>Dessert is on the table.
>It's a red velvet cake iirc.
>She goes to spoon feed me a little piece.
>Purposefully drops it on my lap
>"oops"
>leans down to my lap and licks it off my pants, then she grabs a cloth.
>Daddy we'd better wipe that up, it might stain!"
>She's massaging my crotch with her hand.
>waitress comes by as she's rubbing my dick through my pants.
>"Is everything alright?"
>Nicola grins "Yup! We just had a bit of a spill! Can we get the bill please?"
>She keeps rubbing my pants and giggling
>"Daddy's gonna get in trouble if I keep rubbing you like this, I'm such a bad girl."
>Move her hand away. "You are a bad pet whore."
>Bill comes, I pay, she's grinning devilishly.
>I take her to the car, then I cover her mouth with my hand and slide my other hand up her dress, pulling her panties down.
>I take them and stuff them in nicola's mouth, telling her she's a very bad girl.
>Bend her over the back seat, hike up her dress and spank her bare ass in public.
>When I'm done spanking her, I tease her pussy with my fingers, but don't make her cum.
>I make her get in the back seat instead of the passenger side, while I drive us home.
>I drag her up to our apartment and to our room.
>Bend her over the bed.
>"You want me in here, don't you you little slut?" I say rubbing her pussy.
>She begs me to fuck her, so I grab lube and a condom, and show it to her (we'd tried anal again but we did it very rarely, she kind of liked it but we both prefer her pussy)
>Condom on
>Lube up
>Push my dick in her ass
>"No daddy!!!! Not there!" She whines playfully while I fuck her ass.
>"Please daddy it goes in my pussy, please!"
>She begs me to fuck her pussy.
>I pull out before I cum, pull the condom off, and smack her ass a few times, then I cuff her hands behind her back.
I was in the other thread with these but I'll migrate here.
>Tell her to stay there like a good little cum dump
>Go to have a quick shower (afraid of going ass to pussy without a buffer)
>Return to her whines for daddy.
>tease her tight pussy with my tip while she begs for it.
>Finally start slamming her from behind.
>I don't last long
>Unload...
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Since everyone keeps asking, YES we are still together. That was a common question.
>How do you confuse dark souls and demon's souls
It was a long time ago, blow me.
>How long have we been together?
We first started to play between Dark souls 1 and 2, so take that as you will.
>>684168473
ARE. YOU. STILL. WITH. HER?
guys how do i respond to this
Get a fucking handjob then you cuck are we supposed to fucking hold your god damn hand through this whole process of "how about you show me then?"
Seriously. How fuckin shit are you at life.
what a coincidence; I have a good hand job penis
wink
>>684165605
we can see if that's true tonight ;)
>>684165605
>4165605â–¶>>684166057
>guys how do i respond to this
You respond with.
I'll believe that when I see it.
Say, what you doing this weekend?
Boom there's your in
>>684166052
roll
Natural X-Ray Thread (Details Inside)
OP here. I do not "x-ray" photos (which is really just cheating and drawing wherever there's a shadow). I use a lighting technique to produce what's actually there, not anything I've drawn in. This works best with thin white or black material. If you have any pics you'd like me to try, post them here, and I'll pick the most doable and post my results. Celebs are highly encouraged. Go!
>>684165801
wat can you do wid did?
>>684166051
This one was already "x-rayed", the original would turn out differently.
>>684165801
actual xrays aren't drawing anything. They are what you did in the main pic but selecting only the cloth.
You are "xraying", what other people do is retarded faking nonsense.
>>684166235
Looks like a little nipple to me.
Is it a good idea to take Vyvanse for a week straight when you aren't prescribed? I've been taking ~20mgs and have taken it 4 days straight, plan on taking for the next three days as well until my finals are over.
Also, general drug thread.
It wouldn't take it everyday. The effect is going to wear off and you might end up taking more.
You'll feel pretty burnt out at the weeks end.
>>684166154
Is one day off enough to recover?
>>684166154
Oh, and source: I used to buy the 70s all the time.
>>684165949
>20mgs
Nice pussy-dosage, OP.
My doctor perscribed 75mgs, one a day every day of the week
I ended up on 5 day cycles because I valued sleep every now and again, and taking week long breaks to help reset tolerance levels
Tried taking 50s at one point and they literally did nothing for me, so I have no idea how you can feel 20s at all.
>>684166269
after a week long apmhet binge you will still feel the effects for a day or two
I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then she stared at me while she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
>>684165097
Take ur cock out and start fapping....kik?
>>684165097
set the couch on fire and leave
>>684165097
join in, fuck ur friend in the ass, thatll teach him.
Nice hidden cuck thread faggot an hero.
Delicious copypasta
Are China and India the most degenerate countries in the world?
>>684167293
No, the US is.
India by far
>>684167293
You forget about Africa?
>poo in loo
yes.
>>684167555
/thread
Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Spam stupid shit
All of your laifu are belong to your waifu edition.
Also, daggers.
>>684166202
It seems so
>>684166280
WAS
You best be Fucking off Now, Mai.
I believe that I have swallowed shards of lightbulb
Send halp
