Ladies and gentlemen, I present you a new meme: Kalinak. The guy is a politician and this is his face when he was accused of meeting with members of mafia. This is the original gif, The meme got popular in Slovakia in a matter of days. I will drop some translated examples for you as well.
When your GF tells you she's pregnant but you haven't slept with her for a year.
When you're watching porn and you hear the door unlocking.
When you find 20 missed calls from mom/gf.
When your parents borrow your notebook and you forgot to delete the history.
big asses/bbw thread
the chubb thread 404'd out of nowhere ;_;
Hey /b/ just wanted to get something off my chest. I feel shitty, I fucked this guys gf without knowing she had a bf. I think she cheated on him already and that makes it all better? I dunno if I should tell the dude.
>pic related its the chick
>>674243479
be a bro, tell the dude she's a slut.
Tell him you had no idea and you're sorry.
>>674243479
I'd just tell him.
If he finds out from someone else, he probably will be out looking for you and 10 kinds of pissed off.
>>674243479
Tell the dude. I would want someone to tell me.
OP here. even if its a nigger?
Rate my cousin.
Her surgeon is an asshole.
>>674242727
From snooki to 10, 2...
>>674243166
No plastic surgery. Managed to sneak this one on the beach
Is there a secret to make tons of cash quick?
Like magic spell or something?
Mal Malloy
>>674237894
rosebud or motherlode if you want more
Just grow and sell your own skunk weed to edgy teens, they don't know the difference
Use ass magic
> 2016
> not owning or investing in a luxurious German-made writing instrument.
You now have precisely 10 seconds to justify why you don't own a Montblanc writing instrument
>>674218961
Really?
This is your only argument today?
My pen is better than your pen?
Fucking college students I swear.
Sage.
I don't need one?
>>674218961
I invest in watches, where are your, bitch?
21 years old and voting for the first time because I want trump to win.
If you're not voting for him, you're either Black, a spic, or some dumb cunt who just wants Hillary to win because she has a vag. Prove me wrong
>>674237964
I want trump to win. So does my dad and my friends.
>>674237964
Or Bernie if you're a liberal faggot that wants to ruin the country so your feelings stop being hurt
>>674237964
what change does your vote make? they are all on the same team.
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>674234239
Guess I'll bump for a bit
>>674234928
Bump
MlG in ps4 m8
>>674235893
Uh ... okay. Thanks for the bump Anon
Amateurs.
Alright, I'm thinking about having an "unfortunate accident" inside of a big corporate store (Best Buy, Costco, Target, etc.) and then taking them to court for money. Anyone have any experience with this or ideas? Will post OC in return.
Here is some OC to get the ball rolling.
>>674236226
Enjoy jail.
>>674236891
Go big or go home. Here's some tits for your trouble.
u gon get it now
>Booty/Thicc thread
>Post best booty or Thicc chicks
>Go
OP Here.
>All formats allowed
>.mpeg .jpg .png .gif
Ok, waiting on you to post some more
>>674240495
I want to worship that in person... My tongue needs to be on her asshole.
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Rule 34 thread
Hi. I'm from Russia, moscow. I'm pretty drunk of vodka, yeah. And I can tell you anything you want to know about Russia.
Putin is the real deal
>>674232569
is russia developed country ?
Help me build my red head folder
>Inb4mods
Yes, she's 18
>>674245188
Please?
Found this bag while walking my dog... does /b/ know what the hell this is?!
I resembles no drug I have ever seen bevor and tasted bitter when licking...
I definitely won't snort some of it or eat bigger amounts bevor someone can tell me what this is for certain...
>>674236445
Speed. Pink is usually poor quality.
Snort tiny ammount, wait 20mins, snort more, wait 20mins, repeat until you feel like you just drank 20cups of coffee.
Then do the stuff you like with incredible energy.
Bad idea to eat it, since its bioavailability is really shit. You could probably eat the whole bag and still not feed anything, where as snorting a half would probably be enough.
>>674236445
Some low quality something. Probably made in some junkies house nearby. You could try smoking a little amount if you want but I would probably trash it.
>>674236445
Snort it and livestream results OP
>>674236803
I'm gonna say this anon knows his shit... either this or bathsalts
Story thread.
>teen
>go to p.e classes without appropiate clothes so i have to walk to some bridge and take pictures
>we are now a group of 4
>we already start messing around with someone who we will call kevin
>kevin is already pretty pissed when we get to the bridge, but we stand together while the other two take pictures
>the photographer who we will call david is laughing his ass off at the same time
>kevin gets pissed and starts chasing him ( david took pics with kevins phone)
>kevin catches up with him and is pissed, wants to see the pictures and why he was laughing
>david drops the absolute bomb and says
>Yeah, i took pictures of both of you infront of the bridge and sent them to the girl you love, and wrote " Your BF is cheating "
>everyone except for kevin is laughing their asses off hard, especially me
>kevin hates us for the coming months
Kay
>>674240487
shit story.
>>674240487
really shit story
That was pretty terrible
Post cute animals here plz. Extra points for hamsters
dat a rat
Moar
Are birdies acceptable?
ITT: Poorly described movies
>big city
>bill murray has to deal with a white fatty
>>674244408
Kill bill
>>674244408
GHOSTBUSTERS REBOOT
>>674244408
That's clearly Ghost Busters.
> everything is ok
> then suddenly the customer fucks everything up
> mars got a breathable oxygen atmosphere somehow
>>674244408
>Omg haxxor
>am human?
>tank legs
Fucking thermoptics
There are literally dozens of trump hate threads created by butthurt Sanders supporters.
They are so mad because Hillary kicked his ass in the super Tuesday polls.
So much butthurt being felt everywhere.
This is so fucking hilarious and entertaining.
>>674229492
I agree, and when it's Trump v Hildawg on that ballot alllll these bernfags are gonna vote for TRUMP
Fucking retards. Put so much energy into anti trumping, forgot about Hillary. It's her signs they should've been removing.
>>674229492
You should see Facebook and redit, talk about funny...
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