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>>712841015
>>712841027
>>712841047
bump.
>>712841760
more
> get the most votes
> lose
Brilliant idea, murrica
Tell me again about your democracy, your constitutional democratic republic that you hold so dear. You know, the one where the PEOPLE decide their representatives.
Tell me again how your soldiers gave their lives so that you can vote.
Tell me again how letting 500 people (EC) override TWO MILLION people who drove to the polls, waited in line, and voted.
Please tell me more.
Lol the world is doing a collective facepalm.
>>712848549
Go to bed, child.
Stop pretending like the system isn't fair, we learn how democracy works in 4th grade.
>>712848549
You are very late son
>>712848549
Only a few countries have a pure democracy OP. Most countries choose their leaders by representation.
And yet, the hilarious part about this post is, if the Electoral College worked in FAVOUR of Clinton, someone else's post would look like this.
> get the most votes
> lose
Brilliant idea, murrica
Tell me again about your democracy, your constitutional democratic republic that you hold so dear. You know, the one where the PEOPLE decide their representatives.
Tell me again how your soldiers gave their lives so that you can vote.
Tell me again how letting 500 people (EC) override...
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Pure shota goodness
Anyone?
That's pretty gay.
fur themed?
>>712851867
Plz~
Love me some boy cubs
>if you don't believe in aliens or alien abductions, you either haven't done your homework or are entirely; inexplicably retarded
Now that's out of the way, I have some questions:
>if aliens are so advanced, why is a physical abduction necessary? Wouldn't it just make more sense to remotely dispatch a molecule sized drone to fly into the lungs of people, and monitor shit from there?
>if they're so advanced, why would they need to 'harvest' our biological
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cant have satisfying sex with a mini drone.
ayy lmaos fucking love butt stuff. this requires abduction.
>>712837626
I don't think they abduct people. I think they probably have us cataloged in their alien wikipedia and occasionally they visit. They keep it on the downlow cause it's illegal on their world to let themselves be known by a civilization during its information age.
I have no evidence for this, but it sounds awesome.
>>712838007
Also gets me thinking;
>do they have a government?
>i.e., are the ayy lmao's that abduct people/visit earth acting from their own initiative, or with permission (if so, from whom?), or is it arbitrarily ordered ventures from an authority (like a Government?)
Like, imagine the most cohesive; rational, advanced societal structure you can conjure up; assume that all barriers have been broken down and anything is possible. How would you describe it?
>>712838227
It's probably like any government. Ranging from democratic to communistic to totalitarianistic. Probably just as turbulent if it's made of up different bodies.
There are probably a good handful of space hitlers that would put ours to shame.
>>712837626
When people say "do your homework" or "do your research" or any variation thereof, I immediately assume theyre retarded. Your thread did not disappoint.
Fingerplug and other body plug pictures stories and your experiences with them
>>712834282
> Leaving deep open wounds
This is advanced retardation
>>712834282
What the fuck is this
>>712834393
>two thousand and sixteen
>not finger-plugging
Git gud mate
>>712834393
I will just plug them back odiot
>>712834482
>>712834483
>>712834282
What purpose does this serve?
What do /b? Open to tributes, dick pic-ing chicks of your choice bored
>>712850885
why you posting your D so early?
>>712850951
its 12 here
>>712850974
Oh, well you have a great D. Just assumed murrican cuz cut. You an aussie?
>>712850951
because op is a fag
S/fur preferbly SFW
You wanted him, now he's turning his back on you, as anyone who has Google could have predicted. But you got him now, cucks. Discuss.
>>712848506
who exactly are you addressing? /b/ isn't one person.
>>712848506
I didnt vote for Trump to win, I voted for Hillary to lose. I dont care what Trump does or doesnt do.
You could not possibly comprehend the amount of fucks I do not give, about how good or bad Donald Trump's Presidency is for this nation. You really couldn't.
I voted for him because, at the end of the day, Trump's Presidency is what the kikes DID NOT WANT. I voted for him because FUCK JEWS.
t. worker who could lose his job, his savings, his family and his life, but FUCK JEWS
>>712848506
Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary.
>>712849068
This. People are already forgetting Trump was the biggest protest vote in history.
Girls you now and fap to NEW
you dont want to hear all this.
Would you post pics of girls i know, if i'll give you their insta?
which one?
Can any kind anon please get me any game from my wishlist since there's a steam sale for black Friday
http://steamcommunity.com/id/painfu l_destruction/wishlist
Help me out too please
http://steamcommunity.com/id/abelmester
me too please =D
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198025059936/wishlist
>>712844675
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198025059936/wishlist
your wishlist is getting bigger...
>>712846275
that's what she said
May or may not depends on when I get on my pc I'll see what I can do
Ylyl my niggas
Careful that faggot with the 9gag Facebook page is about to show up
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
omg yes finally, i've been waiting so long for this thread.
I'm so fucking lonely... ever since my ex broke up with me i've just been eating, wanking and sleeping. Now i've turned into a fat piece of shit that browses 4chan.
I can't wait to meet my new girlfriend tomorrow.
PRAISE KEK!
Op is a faggot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>712848234
I'll keep replying until it happens
>>712848234
Co kurwa?
Odds fap evens nap
dubs jump off a bridge
praying for those sweet sweet repeating digits
>>712835532
well, here's hoping i die in my sleep
>>712835424
Roll
>>712835424
rolling for jump
Rollo
Help. can't sleep. entertain me. roast me. ama. requests (nothing sexual)
Don't want to get hopes up. There will be no nudes.
>>712844740
nope
Then GTFO, you don't make the rules.
>>712844740
loaf of bread on head
>>712844740
since OP already stated that she's an attention whore, and that there will be no nudes, I assume OP also knows how logical alternatives work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_disjunction
>>TITS or GTFO
no TITS imply GTFO
/thread
>>712844740
show your tits in a non sexual way
Any femanons into beast? Whether youve done it or just fantasize about it, I'm curious if any real females are into this.
> How old are you?
> How did you get interested?
> What turns you on about it?
> What animals are you into?
> Ever tried it?
> What would you like to do with them?
> Who else knows?
> How did they
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There was one here a couple months back, becy iirc. She was hot too, but hadnt tried it.
Bump for interest
>>712844900
> 21
> 4chan
> immoral and taboo
> dogs, horses.
> sure have.
> wouldnt do oral, just doggy style. no pun intended.
> just me
> dissapointed
>21
>watched porn from young age, always interested in sex with animals
>I can't put it into words. It's just really hot.
>just mammals on women or men: dogs and horses are all I've seen. I'm too afraid to google anything more.
>nope and probably never will
>just have a big dog fuck me. Maybe another mammal but I don't know which one.
>no...
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>>712845215
Can you tell me about your experience doing it? We have similar answers~
Drawthread
Still taking requests if you don't mind them taking a while
>>712842710
that was terrible
>>712842943
Everything is terrible
>>712842934
Requesting cute birb
>>712842943
its 3 AM
Going from XXYYXX and coloring into a shitthrowing contest is something I have not done in a while
claim your pornfu
Forgot her name but I have some sets and Vids on the PC I'm currently repairing
Gonna have to go with Crystal Greenvelle on this one.
Lana Rhoades
>>712841581
Her> old shit was better
>712841700
Who ?
>>712842127
Looks too much like my ugly cousin
>>712842409
Who ?
>>712842645
She's hot
#pizzagate
#twittergate
/b/ we are sitting on the biggest political scandals in US history.
there is a pedophilia ring in politics and its connected to the Clinton foundation and other politicians.
i cant believe /b/ this isnt a bigger deal on /b/....this is it. bring this to media light would be the biggest thing any of us would be apart of.
the media is already on damage control trying to suppress the spread of the conversation. pizzagate was prevented from treading.
>>712839442
>Pizzagate primer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLNkIiyKuU [Embed] [Embed]
>Infowars video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvQdZXMGLw [Embed] [Embed]
>Eyes Wide Open /EWO/ True DeKEKtives Season 1 in 3 Minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo [Embed] [Embed]
>Kek willed this to be included in the OP:
https://dcpizzagate.wordpress.com
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This is some gay reddit prank
>>712840078
the most damning evidence is from wikileaks.
nice try.
stop shilling
>>712840341
go back to fucking leddit
You should be able to solve this.
15
>>712845571
Bottle = 10
Burger = 5
1 Can = 1
5 + (1 * 10) = 15
.....
22
>>712845674
my bad,wrong sequnce
>>712845669
this is correct
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