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Rate her
(on the right)
Looks like Shawn Michaels
>>677335225
how?
>>677335006
How about you post more
>>677335700
4
ITT: Fapping Pro Tips
I'll start. Coconut Oil. It will change your fucking life.
sharpie in pooper? idk
stand on tiptoe and engage your calves if you're doing a quick fap while standing. makes it more intense
Fap using a sock thats soft on the inside, I prefer dress socks. Gives really intense weird feeling.
Pros: No clean up
Cons: Can only be done once or twice in short time frame or cock starts to chaff
>>677336327
b u m p
>>677336327
>needs lube to fap
fucking amateur
I'm fucking depressed my dudes, no gf, few friends, gpa is falling and I've smoking A LOT. feel thread boisss
>>677337614
stop smoking then lol
>>677337614
are you a S A D B O Y ?
>>677337931
dj shadow ?
>>677337614
i'd fuck you
>>677338345
thanks i guess?
At gf's house. Have to poop. Go to gf mom's bathroom. Gf's mom's panties motherload. What should I do quick I only have a couple minutes to be inconspicuous.
jizz on em
These smell incredible
cum on them
>>677337968
>takes a beer into the shitter
i like this fucking guy!
post a pic of the slime stains.
flush them till it clogs the shitter
Phillip is gay .. am i right /b/ ?
Is my dick big enough to please a woman?
Also dick rate thread
>>677336433
looks average
>>677336433
Yes
>>677336433
same size, same question
>>677336433
dicks don't please women, money, jewels, and furs do.
Now measure your dick four dimensional and then you have your answer.
Are you actually racist, /b/?
Is it black people that you hate, or just niggers?
Like if you met a genuinely nice person, who contributed to society but was black, would you automatically hate them?
How do you feel about people like pic related?
>inb4 "hurr durr nigger detected"
>>677337564
hurr durr nigger detected
>>677337564
Naw, black people who contribute to society and don't break laws are just fine. I hate the niggers.
>>677337710
fuck
Racism is just a meme, but whites are actually superior
You love, you lose.
She's like 12 nigga
>>677338567
Oh man...fuck you..
>>677338567
lost on first pic haha
>>677338778
I tried looking for more... Literally this is the only picture of her online. Posted by a redditor about a month or so ago.
Asu madre! A la verga con su reggaeton y sus mamadas de las islas pinches putitos aprendan como hablar como hombres putitos
>>677336572
Fuck you
>>677336572
Pinche beaner pendejediota
Amigo yo también soy mexicano encantado de habarle
>>677336572
Get your cockroach ass back across the border beaner. It ain't night yet. Don't be trying to sneak into /b/.
Unanse mis negros
hi /b/...
Im feeling really down atm because my memories are hitting me again...any ideas on what to do?
Open your favorite game, put on a good song, and loose yourself in it.
getting drunk?
>>677338320
not a bad idea
>>677338404
No money or actual ''want'' to drink..
>>677338320
one problem tho....my favorite game was skyrim...but playing it starts to bore me lately. I've been through everything so many times it just isnt intereting anymore
>>677338823
not the first to post but i know that struggle maybe get some mods in and start toying around with those
Big tits, lactation, breastfeeding,nursemaid, milkmaid, and tits that should be making milk threas
Any lurkers?
Any Noodle rule34?
Also rule34 thread.
This exist? ;3
Noodle is a girl????
>>677336171
yea? obvious?
>>677336770
Huh. Learned a thing today.
Have a squid
yo /b/ i havent gotten grill since last two months and now some grill is into me she's barely 5/10 what do i do
Barely 5? Dude that's awesome
cook some burgers bitch
>>677337596
Post a pic, let's judge her
>>677337596
i am in the same situation, the girl is a 6, but the problem is that i cant simply fuck her, she is a virgin.
i can only kiss her and touch her at the club
in my opinion do it dude
>>677338361
>cant simply fuck her, she is a virgin.
>cant simply fuck her, I am a virgin.
Continuons, mes amis...jusqu'au bout de la nuit...dans un tourbillon de foliiiie!
>>677336929
Bon d'accord mais pas trop tard, demain y'a la messe
cont
>>677337510
lol ça me ferait bien marrer que des catholiques pratiquants viennent glander sur 4chan.
Ah c'est con, l'italien va sûrement pas revenir. J'ai eu le malheur de lui répondre sur son thread national, il va sans doute pas repasser. C'est con, parce qu'il était drôlement excité.
>>677338096
Ben oui. On est là pour poster Christine Boutin à poil
>ITT: Shitty TV shows
dont like it, dont watch it
i stopped watching tv years ago *tips fedora*
My roommate loves fringe, it's pretty awful
Norgsk tråd
er stup full og kåt som faen
noe nytt folkens
Hva mener du med '' noe nytt''
>>677336783
akkurat.....
![wall_superdepressed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/d2kEBNU.png "wall_superdepressed[1].png")
ikke noe nytt, men er det som skjer
>pic related
>>677337093
velkommen i klubben derfor jeg sitter her å starter en trå og drikk meg full
lul
Favorite pornstar fully nude with name: Krissy Lynn
Danielle Delauney
Harely raine
Gianna Micheals
Bailey Jay
Are we done with the April1st fiasco? Good.
Then let's get back to our shit. I found this idiotic which has CharliePancakes (or whatever it is called nowadays on it. And I want this site taken down. I can't do it myself, although the site is quite easy to navigate and attack.
I'm calling in the hounds. I will even report myself to the mods, maybe they can call in on somebody for me.
I repeat, I want an illegal site taken down. I can give you details in the comments.
>>677336048
self-bump
>>677336048
CORRECTION:
"I found this idiotic WEBSITE which has..."
>>677336048
self-bump again
>>677336048
come on
>>677336048
aerhberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
So i work for dunder mifflin and scranton paper co. and i need to come up with a new type of paper?! PLEASE HELP MY NAME IS DWIGHT SCHREWT
paper made of foreskin
YES!! GOOD THINKING MICHAEL
Three sided paper, your welcome
Paper made of pubic hair and sealed down with horse piss mixed with glue
A SOLID BLOCK OF PAPER EVEN BETTER
Listen up faggots,
I'm a top level government agent, I'm on a highly publicized mission to name the B21 Stealth Bomber. Only government workers can submit names but you all deserve a chance.
Trips gets submitted, it can only be 2 words.
>>677337146
Jammin Andy
>>677337146
op faggot
cunt destroyer
Kurt Russell
Not fbi
