ITT: We pretend we're 9GAG
>>677339949
Yo, check out this picture I just posted!
>>677339949
I made this original post xD
>>677339949
lol XD
>>677340322
Checked
Hey guys
I've been dating this young af girl for about 3 months now and we have grown really fond of eachother. However, it turns out that shes a dirty fucking slut that has done some serious cumdumpster shit. shes super fucking beta whore.
I thought from the beginning she would just be a fuck but i caught serious feelings to this girl and she is dumbfucked crazy for me.
Part of me wants to keep this worn out condom of a girl because shes so dear to me and the other half wants to dump her hard and make her my bitchslave.
The fuck do a senpai do?
>>677339415
post a pic of her.
Post nudes.
Then an hero.
Do the obvious... Keep banging the shit out of her...pound away and give her some hate fucks...but have fun at the same time doing so
>>677339415
>gf looks like a fucking chav
>not expecting her to have been pounded silly
Ok /b/tards basically dubs or generally good ideas decide what I do. My brother is a drug fag who steals from my family and I, he also lives at home and is generally fucking retard not sure if its ice or ecstasy or whatever its a white semi crysaline thing that ive found around his room, he smokes it. Ideas for how i fuck him over?
take a shit on it and make a trail around the room with shit to the drugs
Cut off his dick and let him eat it
>>677339531
call police to put him in jail. it will be better for both sides trust me. this will teach him a lesson so he will quit the drugs
stick it up ass, then leave it wear it was previously resting
It's a shame, /b
No boipucci/sissy/trap thread?
>>677341809
Faggot
>>677341876
Yup
lets get an on/off thread
>>677337403
>>677337468
>picsforants.exe
>>677337516
dat high socks hhnnnnnng
Just got some free steaks from local farmer, please help I have no idea how to go about cooking these
>>677341764
cave anon here
throw in fire
make hot
eat while hot
>>677341861
pro-tip: eat with rock
Make sure to marinate them in your anus for at least 3 hours before cooking.
>>677341861
Till black hot? Or till not black hot?
FB fap 2
>>677339973
>>677340031
>>677340108
>>677340173
can we get a trap thread
>>677339473
>>677339613
fresh from that thread
What should you do you take too much LSD?
Die
>>677338511
yes take alot
>>677338511
It's always good to trip with people if you're worried about getting weirded out.
Frankly, the only thing to do is wait. This is especially hard to do when time makes no sense. This combined with the fact that an LSD trip is a 12+ hour ordeal makes an unpleasent LSD trip a difficult thing to bear because it seems like it never ends.
I just tripped the hardest ever last night alone, after not touching the stuff in 3 years. Actually I candy fllipped (first time ever). I know myself well enough that I can trip alone, but there we're a few times I needed to remind myself that, even though things didn't make sense, that it was the effect of the drug.
Having music, art, something to write on, etc can be fun and can get you back to a good trip. Then again sometimes overstimulation is the problem.
All in all, I don't suggest not ever trying LSD, but realize that it is a powerful drug that needs to be treated with respect. If you are afraid of taking too much, take too little. No one ever had a bad mild trip, and LSD can give a great body buzz too.
Safe tripping.
give me the most fucked up shit you got faggots
>>677337560
I think you win.
>>677337560
post the rest
wwyd?
Let her sleep because I'm not a rapist nigger
>>677339440
What would Yeezus do?
>>677339440
what would Brian Boitano do?
>her
Would you step on a baby for 18 billion dollars try to justify it
pro-tip: you can't justify it
Ez 18 million dollars
>>677341482
just for fun
also overpopulation
>>677341482
Id love to step on a baby. But i fant afford to pay $18billion for the chance to.
>>677341482
Easy. That's just a cut-out of a babby. Would step on
Pic below is your steam profile pick for 1 week.
Mom and son.
Let's go!
Lurking
>>677338659
Here you go you pathetic neck bearded troll. Too bad for you your mom doesn't fuck basement dwellers huh? Sick fuck.....kill yourself now.
Last thread died!
What would you do to me /b//
>>677340596
Make you suck on my fingers to get them wet before I jammed them into your pussy.
>>677340596
god damn, i want to tie you up so bad
New time stamp first goddess on tits please
>>677340596
spank your ass till I bring tears to your eyes and ram my cock in your ass from behind and make you cream all over my hard cock before I bust inside your perfect pussy
Awoo~
Awoo~
Awoo~
also streaman
>he raged and punched the wall.
sometimes, this world is chaotic and things seem uncertain. But there are always things you can rely on
Awoo~
here we go again!
36 in
Christopher Robins
Nicolas Cage
Dreaming Sarah
The Biz People
https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/
COME TO ME MY ABOMINATIONS!!!!
dubs = you have to fap to gay porn today
trips = you have to fap to gay porn all this week
quads = you have to fap to gay porn all this month
Also general gay porn thread.
>>677340699
roll
>>677341045
Rerolling to push my luck
>>677340699
Rolling
Der Deutschlandfaden. Nachtedition.
Spamfrei.
Was ist aus Herrn Tinder geworden?
Darf man Tiere töten?
Wie werden wir Erdogan los?
>>677340170
Volker Spielmann (31. Mrz 2016 21:19)
Die Beliebtheit im Ausland dürfte der Pfarrerstochter wenig nützen!
Gern tummelt sich die Pfarrerstochter ja auf allerlei zwischenstaatlichen Zusammenkünften, auf welchen sie sich von der ausländischen Presse für ihre Schandtaten feiern läßt und von dieser mit Preisen und Ehrungen überschüttet wird, weil sie so emsig die VS-amerikanische Kolonisierungspolitik im deutschen Rumpfstaat zu verwirklichen versucht. Kommt sie aber zurück, so kann es ihr leicht ergehen wie Richard II. bei seiner Rückkehr aus Irland beim Schüttelspeer: „So über alle Schranken schwillt die Wut des Bolingbroke, eu’r banges Land bedeckend mit hartem Stahl und mit noch härtern Herzen. Graubärte decken ihre kahlen Schädel mit Helmen wider deine Majestät; und weiberstimm’ge Knaben mühn sich, rau zu sprechen, stecken ihre zarten Glieder in steife Panzer wider deinen Thron; selbst deine Pater lernen ihre Bogen von Eiben, doppelt tödlich, auf dich spannen. Ja, Kunkelweiber führen rost’ge Piken zum Streit mit dir; empört ist Kind und Greis, und schlimmer geht’s, als ich zu sagen weiß.“
Im Übrigen bin ich dafür, daß der Euro zerstört werden muß!
>>677340469
Mehr als Kopieren kannst du nicht, Hurensohn?
Die Bitch spielt hard to get
>>677340170
n'Abend
>Darf man Tiere töten?
mit Grund, ja, wenn man z.B. angegriffen wird
>Wie werden wir Erdogan los?
Putin, wie genau, kein Plan
