drawthread
damage control edition
taking reqs familiars
also requesting azura from fe:if
/r/ Moss bathing in a pond
More refs. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>>686468571
ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵉᵉᶫˢ ʷʳᵒᶰᵍ⋅
Story time, /b/.
>be me
>Be 24, in uni
>looking for a job over the summer, something fun that pays well
>start applying to places
>apply to local aquarium, since I was majoring in marine bio
>1 week later, I get a response, they want to hire me
>fuckyeah.jpg
>I go in for interview, etc etc, and get the job 2 weeks later
>get me working alongside the senior dolphin trainer as apprentice
>get to work with the 2 dolphins we have at the place, teach them tricks and shit
>pretty dope, sometimes the senior trainer is out for the day and I get to have fun with the dolphins and do cool shows for guests
>one day, I get an email
>says security guard is sick and they need someone to watch over the place for the night
>I've been trying to move up the ladder at the place so challengeaccepted.png
>I work my regular shift for the day and take a nap in the break room to have energy later
>sun goes down, doors close, and boss leaves me the keys.
>"If anything happens, Anon, don't hesitate to call me."
>ayeayesir.gif
>leaves and I'm now all alone in this huge aquarium
Cont?
>>686468956
ofc anon
>>686468956
Just fucking tell the story.
Bump.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
do her
I'm down for that homie
Oh please put one right across her face.
ctrl + f
No loli thread
loli thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/176/
Well guys I'm about to be kicked out of the national Guard for not completing high-school Can I get a ylyl to cheer myself up? I'm scared shitless
here ya go
>>686472750
Way to go shitbag
>>686472750
Dont worry after 3 years in the Air Force im being kicked out for drinking cough syrup. People fuck up worse than you op.
How do i bypass an ignition interlock?
shoot yourself
>>686467236
shooting yourself can work
Don't drink faget
With a tyre pump
Spiderman thread faggits
this is a loli thread now
PUSHUP THREAD
last 2 digits is the number of push ups you do. if you roll you must do them all, no exceptions.
no puss outs
>>686466845
do pushups from your knees count?
>>686466845
Roll
>>686467008
do you enjoy long, succulent penises anon?
Rollin for 99
The last weapon you used in a video game is the weapon you have for the zombie apocalypse.
>How fucked are you?
>>686466932
Needles from SSBM. Eh could be worse
Rip Zombies
>>686466932
Fuck, the prosthetic arm of MGS5
>>686466932
Fully modded Gauss Rifle in Fallout 4. Pretty fucking pretty
Rolling.
rolink
rell
1st roll for nice waifu.
>>686469847
lets check my waifu
0 = 1 square
Dubs = 2 squares
Trips = 5 squares
Quads = 12 squares
Quints = 16 squares
EIGHTCHANANANA ADVANCE
go forth and conquer, funnyjunk
rolling time!
only one reroll
Here we go
>>686469772
Nice Turkbro
>>686469772
America matter race
rollerino
post sissy and trap pics
Bump cause im a straight guy who enjoys faping to women with dicks and nice asses
>>686461804
Fact they aren't women if they have dicks unless you subscribe to the cancerous ideas of gender-fluidity
>>686461804
>Women with dicks
>>686462859
I like dicks in my ass and mouth
Petite girl thread. Nothing like a slut who's 5'3 or lower.
You guys like her?
Assassin Creed GIVEAWAY!!!
Rules: Must enter STEAM ID NO PRIVATE PROFILES
First winner gets Rouge Second Get China Chronicles
Satanic Trips Wins both Normal trips wins one! GO GO GO
id/heilhitler911
>>686465916
Reroll
>>686464647
No one wants those shitty games OP
>>686464647
>casual shit tier cod like game
>uplay
KEK /10
Which is the best /b/?
114cm to 148 cm
124-158
>>686467243
114 - 158 looking at these grills.
All the way to the right
My dad passed away and left me his fingerbox, he's had it since he was a kid. Though it's kind of old, I'm thinking of selling it. How much do you think my fingerbox is worth /b/?
Fuck off you faggot dont sell it
>>686467244
4, maybe 5.
>>686467398
don't listen to him, you can get a quarter irish dozen if you sell to a professional
What is a fingerbox?
If you could fuck any female from a video game who would it be?
>>686466965
Gotta be
>>686466965
ahri
>>686466965
any of the sisters from imouto paradise
>beggars cant be chooses
r34 part 2
>>686466526
I'm pretty sure that's not how titties jiggle
more dva pls
Celeb fap thread!
>>686467508
Celeb fap thread?!?!? Who's this ugly cunt supposed to be and why should I fap to her?
>>686467684
Because of her sexy sexy lips and legs of course!