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/b/, what is your most disgusting sexual fantasy?
I want to kidnap a little white boy, maybe in first grade or such, and train him to be my cute little chubby spoiled underage trap. I'd feed him constantly, to the point that I'd make sure there was never even one single milliliter of empty space in his tummy. I'd keep him so well fed he'd be burping and farting more often than breathing. And I'd lace all his food with estrogen, so that all that extra fat he'd be packing on would go to all the right spots and leave him a tubby little femboy with a nice big booty. I'd make him wear frilly pastel-colored diapers (since with such a high rate of food intake, he'd surely be incontinent), and after every digested feast he'd push out his overfed rear, I'd shitfuck him fervently. And despite all this gluttony, I'd groom him obsessively and make sure he was always clean, comfortable, and pretty. If I eventually trained him so well that his greed began to take a toll on my wallet, that would be alright; I'd just stop eating so he could have more. The fatter he'd get, the thinner I'd get, until he was twice as wide as he was tall and I was skinny as a stick. Just before starving to death, I'd slather myself in butter and spices, turn on the oven, and climb in. Hopefully whatever meat I'd have left on me could tide him over until the day someone else with the same fetish would happen to come along and resume care of this precious little morbidly obese angel. Can't let my perfect femmy little piggy starve just because I did.
Picture related.
Don't hold anything back, sure is easy to laugh at the pedophile but I know deep down you people are all disgusting perverted freaks too. Go on, we're all anonymous here, share your most twisted fantasy. Doesn't have to be anything like mine, as long as it's fucked up.
I want to fuck girl
wow boy is fat, oah oah oah
>>704290906
Fuck, I would little dude. But actually doing this in real life with anyone underage would be illegal asf. Sorryyy
>>704291068
u r cow word
>>704290311
That is very sick and elaborate.
Mine would be to have a girl who actually loves me.
Let the Game of /B/ros Clusterfuck Edition begin-
Claim your:
>House
>Lord/Lady
Name, titles, bonuses, etc must appear in you sig for rolls to count.
Map subject to change before we begin.
bump
Awwwwwwh shit nigga! fuck yes! I'll be reading the rules for this edition before claiming, but I'll be here to play/bump
>sig/claim inc
>>704313765
Claiming Greyjoy
>Aegor Greyjoy,The Undead Reaper of the Iron Islands
>>704313765
Rob Stark
>>704313765
I'm
>>704314639
Claiming Northern Khalasar
>sig inc
Give me your small boobs!
I would love to taste her fanny
OMG YES
>>704312312
Bump
>>704312312
Name?
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them - continued.
left or right?
>>704320150
testing this webm shite, girl in purple should be the one on the left
Where's dude with hot cousin
You are the King, choose your princess
>>704322415
I wouldn't choose any of them 'cause none of them has a dick.
Roll
>>704322415
roll
Let's see what I get.
Relll
Pokemon box
Porn Webm Thread
>>704315718
sauce
>>704316350
jynx maze @ sexualybroken
Hi /b/
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed scouring /b/ for anyone else who's social life is in the proverbial toilet.
What are you all getting upto?
Ps yes I am a femanon.
No one believes you, but I'm just having a drinking Saturday
Ooga booga go back to africa
Bored, tryin' to get a bootycall going, but everyone's busy cause it's first week of classes here. Maybe overwatch soon.
>>704316383
Im applying for jobs. Giving up on the NEET life.
Show toes?
>>704316383
i love black girls, let me fly you to boston for a date
NUDE GAME THREAD
You now the rules
Choose a number and everyone tries to roll it, if you don't post a number any role counts on your girl
Dubs gets 2 photos
I'll start with a 7
rolling
>>704318428
Looks cute, rolling
Roll
>>704318428
7 get
>>704318428
Tits and face pls
you're walking down the Whole Foods organic free trade fruit smoothie aisle, when suddenly you see her walking towards you.
what do you do?
>>704318799
Run away because I'm a manlet.
aim for her face and ejaculate
tackle her
dry hump her thigh
cum in my panties
buy my fucking fruit
Explain your life in 1 image /b/ros
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704311821
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion
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>>704320086
oh a shitposter
>>704320362
not far but being near all those people was exhausting
>picked up 3 first three akame ga kill zero
>>704319885
Huh?
>>704319803
How's your day?
>>704319936
Depends in what you mean by drink. If alcohol, I guess bourbon/ spiced rum. If just any regular drink, mountain Dew
>>704320074
>Thrumbos
Literally what
>assumes...
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still here
Calamity-masu'd
Discord Thread
https://discord.gg/w6ee6HG
drop smells
What's the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?
A woman left her laptop on the subway and I managed to return it to her later that night
An old black lady couldn't afford lunch so she left the register with her food sitting there.
I was next in line and bought her food and followed after her and gave her the food.
>>704306402
That's pretty nice anon
>>704306402
Please don't feed the animals.
>>704306538
Watch those edges
Helped a nice cop pull a guy and his wheelchair up off the sidewalk and push him into a restaurant. The wheelchair guy was an obese fat fuck who chain smoked the entire time and didn't even thank us. Too stupid too charge his chair before getting more cigarettes.
Oh also I'm a social worker and a Relay for Life chairperson. I pass as normie but inside I'm all autistic
Replace one word in a movie title with nigger.
I'll start:
Law Abiding Nigger
Die Hard
>Die, Nigger
Jurassic Nigger
Niggernado
Despicable Nigger
>>704318526
>Die Harder
Nigger harder
You may have one of these girls to become your sex slave for the rest of your life. They will appear and disappear from existence at your whim. However this will only happen if the last number of your post matches the girl you want. If you get doubles of the one you posted you get another girl of your choosing. If you get trips of the one you posted you get them all. If you roll a zero your dick falls off. You only have one chance at this, and may only post one number, so good luck.
7 get
>>704313603
roll
7
>>704313603
roll for 4
Rolling
s/fur
Checking in.
Police in columbus ohio shoot a 13 y/o boy for having a toy gun in his pants. Witnesses said he was listening to pigs with his hands up. Cops say he pulled a gun. And their bodycams stopped working right before they murdered him. When will it stop?
#BLM!!!
When niggers stop acting like fucking animals that's when
>>704311446
It's tiem. The invasion is near.
Use salt. It's there only weakness
>>704311446
If black lives matter then why do most black violent deaths occur at the hand of other black people?
Stupid nig shouldn't have had a toy gun in his pants.
FB Fap thread - the ride never ends
>>704316877
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
fapping?
2 of my fav faps, righty gets me all the time
>>704317009
>please tell me about your cock and what you're doing to it
>nothing sad as fuck about that at all
femanon here
dubs decide what I reply
something...please!!!
Wanna watch me suck my brothers dick
Tits or gtfi
>>704312444
