hey im back with some fresh oc of my gf
Put her back in nigga ocean where she belongs.
>>673932701
i will just gonna keep her around for a bit
The picture below is your new Steam profile pic
you should probably get in here
No fuck o-....oh god damn it
We're gonna ass to ass, we're gonna anus to anus.
Hi
Hello Lemon.
You know you ain't supposed to share these
>>673931613
Wish there was more from this!
>>673931735
Me too
Moar?
Get me laid or make me laugh ether way dubs picks what i say.
I really want to spread your legs open and fuck you.
I hope she dies
It's a shame that ur mom didnt get cancer
I hope ur mom will get anally raped in the hospital
Trips decide how she gets it, start rollin' boys.
>>673929422
gets what ?
>>673929422
Take her to dinner
>>673929546
Anything you want
Show her your dick
Rate my girl
Show the tits first
Looks like she sucks a mean D, OP.
Waifu claiming thread. Version 5.15
>now with 100% more waifu
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Shiki claimed
>>673928518
She seems pretty hot
Ayy
forgive me Atago
>claimed
Sup?
>>673928352
>maybe hold it a l-little tighter this time?
>I can hold it however you want
>M-maybe rough too, if you want
I just subscribed. She is just really really cute. I love it!
ITT: Pics you've saved. If you see pictures you can add more to, also post here.
REPUBLICANS : A friendly reminder to you.
If you are planning on voting Republican, and you make less than seven figures yearly, you are the modern day equivalent to the House Nigger from the times of black slavery.
Except for one thing : you still have to pay for youre own housing and food.
So, in fact, you are even worse off than the House Nigger was, and you are actively advocating for your lifestyle to continue.
Again, just a friendly reminder.
>>673929380
Thanks for the heads up
>>673929538
your welcome, figured i ought to let the generation know, with primaries coming up tomorrow and all
>>673929380
Fuck off. I work for my middle class lifestyle you government mooching faggot. You should be fucking thanking me for paying for your medical assistance and snap benefits.
>>673929974
yes, thank you house nigger for reporting in with a friendly message of youre own. i'm sure we're all very thankful, and very proud of your great achievements in paying less taxes than hard working citizens in every other civilized country in the world
Yeah just like the title says. Share some mom son hentai stuff here.
Lurkin
im in
Why were people freaking out over this? Haven't people ever heard of generally speaking? I'm not even a Bernie supporter but it's obvious to me that people can't find a genuine reason to hate him.
>>673928902
Maybe because its a false statement ? And the cuck obviously only said it to win more nigger votes
Because they don't have any actual arguments against the guy so they are forced to quotemine him out of context to have something to be outraged about.
Because it's incorrect, and blindingly racist. And from the party that claims to unify.
In that case, definitely. He was saying, you don't know what it's like to be a poor, black person in the ghetto. He was painting an image. Not all "generally speaking" things are okay though. Intent is key.
This is continued of the story of how I, the autist obsessed with The Sound of Music, became the leader of a neo nazi gang. Some of you faggots have lurked long enough and may remember me, some of you won't. Maybe someone will post the archive from the first thread. I dunno, I just need to tell these stories here for you /b/ros.
>Be me
>A month or two ago
>Been awhile since the events of previous greentext, much has changed
>Became much more in shape due to not staying inside on my computer all day every day
>Recruited a couple new members
>Broke up with gf, had become too detached since I was always leaving to be with the gang
>Fuck that bitch
>She still has no idea about me affiliation with said gang so that's coolio
>One day hanging out in the alley with gang
>Hear footsteps coming down the alleyway
>The new guys pull out their make-shift shanks as they were newfags and only joined to kill niggers
>I motion for them to put them down
>A person in a black and blue hoodie comes up a few yards away from us and stops
>Looks to just be some faggot kid who got lost down an alley, head hung over, wires leading to their ears which I could only assume were earbuds, short black hair hangin out the hood over their eyes, hands in their pockets, about 5'7"
>Step forward and firmly say, "Hey, kid, get lost. You shouldn't be going down random alleys."
>They take their earbuds out, take their hood down and look up at me
>Still kinda dark so couldn't make their face out very well at all
>Decide to repeat myself
>"Kid, I said fucking get outta here. Before someone gets hurt."
>Draw out my switchblade given to me by the old gang leader, Alpha, and click the blade open
>"Don't make me have to ask again."
>The person's eyes widen at the sight of my blade and starts stuttering out words
>Holy shit it's a chick
Cont but not prewritten so be as patient as you faggots can
>mongoloids
>mongs
where were you based op? i was in a skinhead gang in california in the early 00's but moved away for work and pretty much gave that lifestyle up, still keep in touch with some of them on facebook but most of them ended up in prison now or are addicted to meth
still waiting nerd
Asslick bread. Some. Anons don't like it? How is it possible. Lick girls ass is the best !
>if you like to receive, you re gay
PART II
i like it but my gf don't
>>673924423
What she says about?
>>673924423
She thinks that licking her pussy or ass is disgusting.I did it once when she was very drunk but she stopped me after few seconds. Also it is strange that she doesn't have a problem with giving me a bj.
>>673925454
fucking dump that weirdo
feels thread, my parents are abusive, i have no friends, nothing to live for... i really need this guys, you were the people that got me through my toughest times, but I don't know if i can make it out this time
>>673933380
Bump
Is there a chance to get together with a girl even if she tells you that she just wants to stay friends, nothing more?
Doin' cock tributes, pic related
Cock tribute this OC
Do you tribute guys?
fap or nap thread
1 3 4 5 7 9 0 sleep
2 6 8 fap
>dubs reroll
>trips fap to gay shit.
>quads 2 weeks without fap
rollz
Ruling
wazza
>>673930330
Rawling
Hi /b/
I need your advice. I'm fat and I'm going tomorrow to the pool. (swimming lesson)
How should I behave so that people did not pay attention to me?
HELP
are you even trying?
>>673928924
pools closed due to aids
>>673929205
newfag
>>673928924
don't act weird. act like you're a normal dude. lie to yourself. I guarantee it'll be fine. own your fat ass dude.
How did you stop drinking?
General addiction thread I guess.
>>673930995
Just stopped.
Ohh and started doing oxy
>>673930995
cannabis.
no joke.
>>673931289
Not looking to replace it with another thing, also in Canada they stopped making those I hear..
>>673931393
Smoked hard from grade 8 till about grade 10, had to quite cause anxiety, that's why I started drinking. Now the only time I can blaze is while drunk. But I live being high. Nasty cycle
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
Be inventive for great justice.
>>673929830
Where do you live
>>673929830
Plumber tell us the strangest moments you have had.
kanker
>>673929830
are u gay