ITT: Weirdest/most disturbing dream you've ever had
I had a dream a couple months ago where this woman was giving birth to a baby, and after it came out she started sucking the babies tiny dick.
I forgot about it when I woke up, but then I remembered it in the afternoon and it ruined my entire day.
>>713204742
BUMP FOR POTENTIAL
>>713204742
I once dreamt that I was hacking short blonde men the death with a battle axe in a huge battle.
They were chasing me down as I tried to flee the battle with my great trophy, the head of their leader.
The dream ended as I ran into the forest and something hit me in the back and killed me.
>>713205190
All that was real. When you died your consciousness was transport to another dimension, which is where you are today.
>>713205416
can't tell if joking or Mandella-tard
>>713205578
You live your life in the dimension you are and then when you die you are born again into another. But the thing is you don't remember anything making a whole different person which is the same as dieing. These dreams are you rememberING bits of your past
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE
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>>713196716
>>713197127
Wiinner!!
>>713197127
>>713196716
Winner
2
>>713197604
ff with face
>last thread went 404.
>Dubs decide what states get nuked.
>One state per dubs
coming in with a missouri roll
fuck your arch, nigga
gonna die before it gets started
ohio
Arizona
>>713205734
Alaska
>>713205734
Hawaii
Pics saved from other anons that you want more of
>>713205146
Bamp
>>713205172
Nostalgia thread?
Anyone remember this?
Bump.
all these threads suck ass post watever you want in here
Roll for your fap
>>713203130
roll
>>713203130
rolll
roll
reroll
cucked
racist thread
post your actually racist thoughts
i've always known black guys are way more dangerous than white guys, even tho im mexican myself
mike 'fagzapper' pence
Don't have many blacks in NZ but the maoris are close enough. Met very few who are literate, fewer who have jobs.
i do this often
Let all your secrets out here, all the little things you keep bottled up and dare not tell anyone.
I'll start
This
>pic related
Makes my dick hard, I mean fucking HARD too...
Like a priest visiting a home for narcoleptic orphans hard.
Like made me hit puberty hard.
Like I can't have a normal relashionship and constantly this about suicide hard.
Ok, your turn.
>>713193119
i (accidentally) raped a guy
>>713193500
there's a story here, tell it
These folders.
I'm responsible for my friends dogs death. There is 0% chance anyone will find out I did it.
Deutschland Faden
>>713195255
http://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/bayerischer-ministerpraesident-seehofer-erleidet-schwaecheanfall-bei-buergersprechstunde/14899050.html
Beste Nachricht ever, dieser scheiß Bayernnazi
>>713195754
Naja beste Nachricht wärs gewesen wenn da stehen würde "Horst Seehofer erstickt an seiner eigenen Kotze"oder "Lepra: Horst Seehofer verliert immer mehr Körperteile".
reportiere ein
bümp
Rule 34 thread
feet edition
Waifu Claim Thread
Previous
>>713190696
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Claimu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Kurome claimed again.
>>713200985
Moogz, but that's just cause I enjoy playing her instrument than Mio's. If you take instuments out of the equation than Mini Moog and Mio (fuck there are no bass names that I can make a name joke with) are tied
Yui claimu, happy birthday to her.
>>713201457
Basses are fucking majestic
Weed gave me ego death every time I've tried it. Is that what you normally get from weed?
>>713189090
define:
ego death
shrooms do that, not weed
I only get 'zoomed out' vision and fucked depth perception/balance
>>713189090
You probably were just peaced the fuck out of life, I get it all the time, but it's not really ego death. If you want ego death drop 5 tabs and trip balls.
>>713189512
maybe indica is not for you... have you tried sativa?
and no, weed usually it's a good "trip"
>>713189090
Strong weed can tear you down a little, but I've never experienced full on ego death. That's something you usually get with high doses of shrooms, DMT, etc.
Maybe smoke more regularly and work up in quantity.
fb fap
If you want to download instagram images and videos for your fb threads o creepshots:
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>>713198867
more
Trap thread??
>>713186764
Any pictures of traps with their penis hanging out their shorts or skirts? Preferably shorts though.
YLYL
>>713202031
>>713202059
what the fuck. Who decided to use that 'meme' for that caption? It doesn't fit at all, also it isn't funny, please kys
Dubs choose what youtube video we'll raid with ''Fidel Castro Did Nothing Wrong''
>>713197208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwQn0Nhu5EA
Check em
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tfM90Yuyixw
Stay up for the end
>>713197208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnr0kCmkMO0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8
>>713197430
this
I'm not tired yet /b/. Should I have a little fun tonight?
>>713200526
Go shave your beard
>>713200526
Sauce ?
I'm willing to tease if there's an audience.
Can I just get some unusual tits in here?! I seriously only get turned on by non-"normal" boobs. Uneven, saggy, giant areolas (especially). Femanons, please speak up to show what normal really is and that its hot.
Anyone else agree?
My gfs 13 year old sister keeps teasing me and rubbing my leg with her hand about no ones around and she will poke my dick if it gets hard. This ever happened to anyone? Should I follow through? Share loli?
Pic semi related
>>713188356
you are faggot, OP.
>>713188356
>"Pic semi related"
Explain?
is the pic of your sis?
>>713188356
depends do you want to see her naked?
Bait