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Hypothetically speaking, if atheists had balls, would they shave them?
the fuck is wrong with this cringy people like op
>>686814005
these*
>>686813860
Why are you so interested in balls OP??
>isn't homosexes a sin??
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Only comfy images, no other shit. Can be related to anything as long as it has a strong comfy factor in it.
>>686816879
Let's share our collection.
>>686816879
bump
I will just dump
Four Words To Ruin A Date.
i must be dreaming
I post on 4chan
This date is ruined.
>>686814376
I'm intellectual, are you?
OP is a faggot
ITT: We describe our lives with an image
Hey 4Chan, I'm new here
what should I know Before I explore the site?
Leave and never come back
Prepare to see many, many things.
Bait more
>newfag tries to get advice
>>686813907
How to use helium to kill yourself
10/10 celeb thread
>>686815216
>>686815216
this is not my fetish
>>686815216
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Pictures you remembered to share on /b/
>>686816295
This
>>686816692
agreed..
just gonna dump
IT'S TIME !
Doin it
>>686814436
hype
Any other military in here? 12 years service, The Yorkshire Regiment, British Army. Came out on the 10th of March this year. All you not in the military, why the fuck not?
I have a real job
>>686807694
We're educated and we've got at least half a brain.
>>686807830
No you don't, you're a pussy.
>>686807981
I guarantee I have more qualifications than you
>>686807694
i was thrown off the program cus i have ADD. and the Danish army didn't take people with this disability because of some accidents.
>>686808238
Ah that sucks, dude! I was lucky and was never diagnosed. Fairly sure I have it though
count to 5 for nudes of my sister
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2
>>686809612
3.5
>>686809612
1 2 3 4 5
1
Black twitter
Only super funny shit
I need a good laugh, just spent 7 hours on simcity 2000.
>>686810667
if you posted "i wish black people took jokes as well as they did bikes, foodstamps, and fried chicken" there would be a literal planet of the apes situation in the twitterverse
>>686811637
No one give a shit, I'm just here to laugh
black twitter is less funny than YLYL
Girls you know you fap to regurarly
>>686812500
nice sister
>>686812983
Sister?
To her.
>>686813378
Which one do you prefer?
Do you like your life?
>>686808981
meh
>>686808981
Only on paydays
So i can finally shoot up
No
Im a neet with no future whatsoever
No
>>686808981
Ask me in about a year when I'm done with school and hopefully employed.
wincest thread?
I almost did the thing with my sister once
>>686802633
>brother and sister alone
yet who took the picture
OP is an autistic faggot
>>686802633
M O D S
O
D
S
Why are you calling for mods?
Pic was just a filler cunt
ITT: we all live in an apartment together.
>Keeps to myself while working and enjoying my various hobbies because I'm not a faggot memeing redditor.
I'm hungry
>throws the chairs out the window
Someone take out the trash
>>686811954
Dibs on the bathroom. You all need to get through me if you want to use it.
Andrea
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>686806255
Diane
>>686806255
Tiffany Thompsen. It's the only answer.
Brianna. God damn i just want to fuck her so hard
Story time, /b/.
Just found out my long time girlfriend has an inoperable brain tumour and has less than nine months to live.
For six months, now, I've noticed her behaviour is off. She used to be in school, taking nursing classes and had a bright future ahead of her. Next thing I know, she's smoking weed. Shits getting worse and worse by the week--foest weed, then pills, blow, crack. Just trying to have a good time, I guess, before she goes. Stays out late drinking, sleeps through her classes, when she does sleep.
And then I started noticing
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>>686800740
You're gonna die alone
Wait it out.
>>686800740
She going to die
And you're going to die without her
>>686801319
She won't do any of the radiation or the chemo. She's killing herself and I love her.
>>686800740
>>686801553
Honestly from the bit of information i've got, let her go... she's decided to burn herself down instead of go out with grace, don't get caught in the fire /b/ro. it's going to be harder to move on the more you wait. She left you a long time ago, it's time you do the same.
Trips decide what I do with this dead spider.
>Inb4 Not eating it
>Inb4 Not sticking it in pooper
you taste it then, and not eat it
>>686807187
I'll put my tongue on it. But it's like a week old Kek. Might get some virus.
>>686806935
put it in your mouth or foreskin
>>686806935
Why trips? Are you fucking autistic? It's already dead you hambeast. Just fry it with some body spray and a lighter.
put it down your japs eye
-TitanBitch
Fuck Marry Kill
>>686804479
Kill, fuck, marry
>>686804479
Fuck all 3, then kill, then fuck again.
in that order
fuck 1, marry 2, kill 3
>>686804479
>inb4killallbecuasetheyallgotblacked
>>686804479
Kill, marry, fuck
Only logical choice I think.
