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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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share your secrets /b/
its okay
I post bananas in ylyl threads
I raped a girl in a water park senior year of HS. She was maybe 11.
>>678399009
what a piece of shit you are
>>678399009
>Greentextit
I am a closet sissy.
ITT: rape impregnation, rape creampie
bump for interest
also post some more content OP u faggot
Sorry to be a scrub b0ss i made this cause there aint no good shit on mainstream search
Go on then
Uncut: Still the best, still superior.
Now prove me wrong. (you can't)
get out
the only people who care this much about cocks are the people that suck them
Same guy that makes the neverending religious thread makes this shitpost too.The other one is dying, so he's doing this one now. It happens every day.
>>678398441
irl no one gives a shit about him. that is why he needs attention here
also sage
>>678398441
Nope. I don't even know the religious thread you're talking about.
Cringe thread?
Cringe thread. Bring your best
If you insist
The only cringe is white people so post redneck racist faggots if you can.
Does anyone have the video of her being eaten out by a dog?
>>678395534
why the fuck do you even care about it?
She once put a video out of some girl getting fucked by a dog and that girl swore up and down it wasn't her and there was this whole feud. Also she's a coalburner who scams people with her bf. I don't know why you people give her attention she needs to be forgotten about.
it's not hard to find, how about actually searching?
Bump. Lurking.
>>678395534
it freaks me out how shes got a decent body but the head of a 60 yo librarian from east Texas.
prnt scrn those steam libraries, rate other anons
heres my shitty library because im poor
Not even all of it
list too big lolz
It's easier to post a GIF of them.
>>678396696
>>678396064
lol u 2 think those are big, try 500+ games
>>678396929
oh im sure theres alot of peeps with more. Was just say mine was pretty big. But def not the biggest.
Do my /b/ros like these huge areolas ??
No.
>>678394781
I do
Haha well at least you guys are honest!
>>678395207
I see you
Shot hair girls thread
Bunp
whats wrong with her neck?
>>678395605
She's an hero
>>678396123
how do i find more about her?
I did it bros
I told my friend that I love her. And that I always have. I sent her our song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI 4Knz24CQ
What ever happens, you Bros helped me do this. I don't care if she declines or says yes. I just care that I finally did something I've be scared to do for awhile. Thanks guys
shoulda told her in person
>smh
>>678396853
Lol
>do I know you?
>OP: my friend
C'mon son!!!!!!
Telling her you have feelings for her is one thing; jumping to wedding songs makes you sound like a girl honestly.
Plus, you shouldn't start calling her pet names when she hasnt even reciprocated your feelings.
What's the most fucked up shit you've seen on here? Help a newfriend out
Make this a rekt thread?
>>678396357
make it a rekt/gore thread OP
This is now a rekt thread.
A pic of my 14 yo sister blowing some dude. Seriously.
>>678396357
There was a video of a lady that chopped a pit bull puppy up with a machete.
There was also a few pictures and a screen shot of a dark web forum that was about a guy in Europe who would kidnap teenage girls, amputate their arms and legs, blind them, deafen them, and hang them from chains and use them as breeding stock. I thought the forum was just a sick joke until I saw pictures.
Seriously. There's some sick shit out there.
give me your best shit-post you have
>>678395797
Feminism is a serious issue
>>678396033
nice one
Hey guys, I need help with a girl.
>tl;dr how to ask out a girl I just met
I just started college (graphic design) and I'm meeting new people now (new city, new about-to-be-friends etc).
And there's this girl in my class that I'm really attracted. We sat down side by side one day, she loved my drawings and we spoke a bit.
How do I approach her? I added her on facebook but we haven't spoke since that last class. Any advice would be nice.
If femanons could help me I'd appreciate, but any anon is more
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Sit next to her in class again. Converse about stuff. After class "hey, would you like to go get coffee or something?" If she say yeh great if she say busy tell her "ok that's cool some other time why don't I give you my number in case you become free later" leave it at that autist
First of all, stop doubting yourself. You have the connecting point already established. So, stop thinking that you're starting from scratch here. You don't need to approach her in any way. Just ask her if she's seeing anyone, and if she'd like to go out for coffee or a snack. Be yourself. If you're fake, she'll see right through it. And you'll be fooling yourself if you do, as well. Be confident... she likes your drawings. she's acknowledged you as a person who's talent she admires. You have points already, so just use the balls...
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would you go face first into my ex gfs ass?
Let's see that lady peen
>>678396820
yep good ass, flattering pose
>>678397547
Waaaaaay into that shit. 8/10
Is the whole emo scene dead? Haven't heard about any whiny emo bitches in a while or am I just getting too old?
>>678394507
They morphed into feminests and hipsters. They were never really "emo" most of the time anways. Just some people trying to fit in and be "cool" while saying they arnt trying to be cool.
>>678394507
>thinking emo was a long time ago
Unless you mean 1988 WDC hardcore...
they hope fully killed them selfs off.
>>678395645
This. Goth>emo>scene>TransOtherkinFairyBullshit.
What will they think of next?
>>678396108
Kek
VOCAROO THREAD BOYS
Post you voice, take anons request, do whatever
vocaroo.com
Taking Requests, I guess:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ATzdM3JrCn
bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tj4kqNolAH
YELL DEAD THREAD
>>678396652
Say this
"MODS MODS MODS"
>>678396889
I knew this was coming eventually.
bread
>>678397522
Regrettably, my mother passed away in an auto accident two weeks ago.
I recently discovered a trove of her private photos, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
>>678397709
why not. roll
the bush checks out... like carbon dating
Fuck it I'll be the first to roll
>>678397709
just fucking post them you faggot.
>>678397709
meh. sounds like somethin to do for half an hour.
Continued pics you promised not to share+pics you saved thread
Need more of
Yes or no?
>>678397257
pornstar edition. lets roll
>>678395590
Rollllllin
Rawl
>>678395590
roll
>>678395590
Roll
poast
Have you ever eaten a pussy while the girl was preoccupied with her phone?
whats a phone
>>678396624
What's a pussy
>>678396458
who is phone?
>>678396719
whats a girl
