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Queen Nord of /b/ thread is starting up early tonight.

OP and South, where you at?
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Badly drawn album covers. Try to guess the album
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Is it my fault no girl in her right mind would want to date me?

pic obviously not me
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103% your fault
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>>677306908
Post yourself or at least honestly describe.
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>>677306908
The fact that you ask questions like that means that yes, it is your fault.
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>>677307078
Alright but dont say i didnt warn you

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/Drugs General/
Its saturday and people are enjoying the sun.
> go for a walk and visit my dealer
> work mate asked me to get him coke
> do this every couple of months for him
> usually get a g for 60€ take some bumps and give it to him for 70€.
> I told him straight up and its ok
> he doesnt care for quality much
> every time i want to get some for myself i end up getting "something" from "someone"
> every time i go get something for my mate my dealer has top notch stuff
> knows the guy who buys it directly off another guy who smuggles it in his ass
> best coke for me so far
> buy the g for him
> start trying it and obviously cant stop
> no plans for the evening other than playing vidya with mates on TS
> evening of vidya will end up costing me 70€
> smoking haze since 10am
> coked up since 2pm
> drinking beers since 6pm
> did some molly half an hour ago
> my kill count is going thru the roof and people tell me to stop talking ayy

Who else on /drugs/ here? Greentext your weekend. How many good/reliable sources for weed do you have?

I got like 1 reliable but middle quality and high price guy, 1 "i´ll get something fucking decent at a good price every two weeks or so" kinda friend guy and a shady unrealiable motherfucker who i hate so much that because he reminds me that i must be pretty dependend on the weed in order to go meet people who fucking disgust me just to get it. Wadddup.
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The other day my doctor actually prescribed me codein without me asking or really being sick so i just went with it and drank the whole thing over the course of the day and it was really nice. So how to get this stuff (in Europe, Germany) without hassling the doc? Darknet blabla? Never really considered this a viable option. I would want to have so many percautions that it would really be nervewrecking. Stuff like making sure there is no drug paraphernalia whatsoever in the place where i order it to... any experience?
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>>677305075
Im in California, what do you think?
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>>677305836
you can prolly just walk into one of the 5 coffee shops around the block?
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>>677305836
how much do you pay for a gram of very decent sativa stuff? i would pay around 8€ for nop notch

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ok , help me out b i know you are the right people to ask:

gf left me 4 years ago, it was really messy i was in a rough spot, was having trouble in college, a little overweight and she said she wanted to see other people. I humillated myself to the max and was after her for one year, she was a real bitch about it fucked my friends and spoke to me like shit every time we spoke

now a couple of years after that i finished college have a good paying job and im really fit, im going to the gym 4 times a week for ac ouple of years.
I ran into her yesterday and she was super kind and cool told me all about herself and just wouldnt let me go, i told her i needed to go and she asked if i was doing anything later and if i would like to go get some dinner.


what the fuck is this, does the bitch want to come back, is she messing with me or is this common human courtesy and im just too autist to realize?
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don't do it faggot. all women are whores, even your mother.
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I wouldn't do it OP...unless she gets on her knees and begs while licking your clock and letting you film it. Make her humiliate herself for it
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Anon is right. Your mother is a whore.
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>>677306693
Fuck that made me laugh for no reason

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You boner you lose
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Source?
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More gif
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>>677307047
Can't find the sauce I've been looking all over its just on my photos if anyone has it it would be much aprreciated

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ITT: We post amusing pictures/animated pictures
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how big are my sister's tits /b/
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>>677304516
36D
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Anymore pics
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>>677304741
/thread
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More plz

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FB fap again
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>>677306118
anon more
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>>677306434

Want more ass or tits?
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picture below yours is your steam profile picture for a week
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Fat people hate thread.

If enough are watching I'll greentext my story.
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>>677304472
How do people even get this fat? I don't understand. I lay in bed all day (with the exception of going to work) drinking beer and soda, and not really eating anything healthy. My diet is pretty horrible if I'm being honest. And I haven't gained a pound in probably 5 years.
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>>677305244

Feminazis and body positivity would be my guess...
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Tell the story asswipe
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>>677305244
you got lucky mate if a normie tried to keep up your diet theyd become disgusting in a matter of weeks

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Share Thread last one got prunned, need the both daughters from the last Thread.
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>>677306648
Have a feeling if they get posted again, it'll get taken down again
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>>677306831
then NN pics or via Volafile or something like that, we gotta try ;)
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here my nice again
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>>677306648
Hey, dad is here.

i scratched myself by accident yesterday, is this colour normal for such a small scratch ?
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Unless the scratch was with a piece of rusty metal or it starts turning black (not just purple bruise kinda color, but real, necrotic fucking dead black) you'll be fine. Put some fucking neosporin or other antiseptic on it.

>inb4 it's AIDS
>inb4 it's cancer
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>>677305957
its cancer sorry
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>Small
Nigga that's huge you're gunna die.
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That looks like an infection is starting. Use neosporin or an antiseptic like the other user said, but if it starts to ooze/redness spread/smell funny, go to the doctor. If you begin to see lines running from it/scratched on metal, you need to be seen for tetanus.

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23/f/nyc

AMA
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tits or gtfo
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>>677305738
Not a question. Also, no.
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Wanna meet up
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>>677306124
I doubt it :)

/b/ my little sister (13) won't talk to me after I played a harmless April fools prank on her..
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What kind of prank?
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>>677307052
Tell us the prank OP
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>>677307052
You have our attention.
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>>677307118
>>677307148
I told her I was gonna give her a massage and instead rubbed my dick across her shoulders

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wincest possibility

What do /b/...

>always had a thing for my sister
>we are adults now
>she is getting a divorce
>total train wreck
>parents want me to maybe go stay with her for a few days.
>hot, drunk, emotionally vulnerable sister for a couple days.
>give me one reason why I shouldn't take this opportunity to finally fuck the shit out of her.

its super easy to fuck women when they are going through this shit.

Im not a very good person, should I? Pic related

What do /b/... what the fuck! Like actually considering this. No joke. am I really this fucked??
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>>677302788
Fuck her right in the pussy
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Do it, faggot.
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>>677302788
record and upload it for your /b/rothers
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Post pics

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This is b8
Please do not respond
I repeat
Do not respond
Thank you
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Wot is b8 m8
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ok
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No dick rate thread? Now there is one
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cutfag
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Anybody?
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>>677303077
8/10
Cut, but still looks delicious.
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Will post in the same style

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Françaises
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bide
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Plus sur cette salope de Maude de Sochaux?
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Going to be putting things in my ass

Old thread vanished
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>>677302330
Faggot
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Nothing to be proud of faggot!
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>>677302330
lets go op
m or f
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>>677302330
more options

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