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No dick rate thread? Now there is one
cutfag
Anybody?
>>677303077
8/10
Cut, but still looks delicious.
Will post in the same style
>>677304368
6/10
Looks tasty, even for a cutfag, but kinda small.
Françaises
bide
Plus sur cette salope de Maude de Sochaux?
Going to be putting things in my ass
Old thread vanished
>>677302330
Faggot
Nothing to be proud of faggot!
>>677302330
lets go op
m or f
>>677302330
more options
>>677303100
Guy who loves anal, has a pile of dildos and Bad Dragon toys. I was here earlier but I closed Firefox and the thread vanished
So this guy fucked me over hard and is making me look like the little beta bitch I am. He's just stealing my gf right out from under me. That's fine, but I want to fuck him over too. I know where he goes to drink every night and I know he sells weed to some of the employees at the place. This is California and he has a medical marijuana card. Hes in law school and drives a mercedes. My fate is sealed, but I want to make the godking bleed. How can I ruin his life or make it very unpleasant to go to his favorite drinking spot in a way that doesn't come back on me
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Quietly inform the bartender that he is a pedo.
>>677304709
Be a beta and snitch to the cops that this guy has offerd you drugs to buy, then they send a undercover cop to him, make a buy and then bust him for dealing drugs.
He might be in law school, but selling drugs is still a crime, so it literally doesn't matter what law school he goes too, he is getting a cellmate.
>>677305018
This. It's a beta faggot bitch move but it'll do the trick. All is fair in love and war mate.
>>677304709
I did this once before, OP
Really easy to avoid getting caught and I'd be happy to share my plan with you but you'll have to at least post a pic of gf's titties and/or ass first
Agreed
Islam hate thread
I don't like it
>>677304772
Then let's keep fucking posting
why do you keep returning?
Because your a FAGGOOOOOOOOOT!!
>>677304796
I don't know why
Because your a FAGGOT!!
Just to check in on OP, see if he still is a faggot
>>677304796
at first, it was just for the lulz. then it becomes habit. and finally, you realize you will never leave
post random shit
>>677304283
On some conscious level they realize that for every inch you are shorter you are automatically considered less attractive by the female populace and less likeable/respectable by the male one.
They also know that unfortunately there's nothing they can do to change their lives for the better. The average guy or girl can try really hard and make themselves attractive both physically and mentally. But a manlet can spend every waking day exercising, moisturizing, studying, slimming, buffing up, etc, and none of it will mean a damn thing. They will be just as attractive to the opposite sex and to the same sex as when they started. And since they are too smart to be both aware of their situation and confident, they also lose a few attractiveness points in that department as well.
Sorry fam. You can't win. You lost the genetics lottery. And unlike some very obese girls, you can't just run through your problems.
>>677304783
>OhLookThisThreadAgain.exe
>>677304783
Lol 1 inch difference
If I posted MoonMan's Notorious KKK to the rap music subreddit (/r/hiphopheads), could I get you guys to upvote it?
It could bring some keks.
i dont see it
No it wouldn't you retard, the mods would take it down before it gained any momentum
>>677302329
man that'd be so wacky haha theyd be so SHOCKED by something so VILE and RACIST it'd make those stupid REDDIT FAGGOTS cry!!!11
kys edgy underaged cuck
>>677302460
Haven't posted it yet
>>677302535
If I put it as "MoonMan - Notorious", it'll be fine. Raids on /r/hiphopheads have worked before.
>>677302671
I can smell the newfaggotry on you
Smh
33:33 Thread
Pause a movie at 33:33 and take a screenshot, everyone else guesses
Bonne chance!
>>677302646
looks like a shitty desert punk live action.
>>677302646
have no idea, wanna know where it's from tho
>>677302646
Turbo Kid
>>677303652
took the words right out of my mouth.
I literally just put the two pics side to side.
why is nothing, and i mean nothing, fucking original anymore?
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.
Song Of The Day: Come Back... Be Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtb DB4jaChQ
TAYTAY VULT
>>677304599
Coming back to your question; I think I'd rather have her date Calvin, bigger spite of a guy that looks like me is not a trade off. Would only mean she'd like me if I ever got to meet her and that chance is not that big.
Reminder that the iHeart Radio awards are tomorrow, where Taytay will hopefully release her New Romantics video.
It's definitely the right time since a lot of people paid attention to her treadmill video. Jumpman reached #23 on iTunes
wew
BOOTYHOLE THREAD
A+ booyhole. Please continue.
>>677303864
BUMP AS FICK
is it weird that everytime I see a girl's asshole my first thought is "I wish I could sniff that"?
>>677304645
Yes. That is weird.
Tongue it, dingus.
>>677304645
I for one only think of fingering it.
Feels thread, in the mood to be sad.
I feel with you OP
I often feel worthless. It is one of the worst feelings.
>>677303333
Proper quads and proper story !
Waifu claiming thread. - Knife evening edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
>I've got another confession to make
>I killed Kurt
What did he mean by this?
>>677305769
ffs ur fast
>>677305769
Probably some last-minute attention grab
>>677305167
>sigh
I feel like I shouldn't be wooed so easily but there's nothing I can do to resist. <3
Hatsuzuki claimed.
convince me to kill myself
Tits or kill yourself
You will gain 72 virgins
Self infliction weapon of choice?
>>677304226
you are so ugly you dont even dare to post a pic of you
I agree, do the world a favour.
Posting from my shower right now.
How's your delicate, outdated, over priced iPhone working out for you applefags?
htcfag here
apple is the fedora of smartphones
>>677302304
>over priced
>buys phone with water resistant gimmick
Simple
Lifeproof 6s +
Droid Turbo reporting in. Can safely say Android is better. :^)
new rule 34 thread. make a request to get 5 from that folder. Be specific when you think you need to be
>>677301713
>>677301743
more simpsons
>>677301743
Adventure time, Marcelline
archer
The awful YLYL thread 404d
get back in here fags
YLYL
>>677302892
Just tried anal for the first time with my gf of ~7 years. Ask me anything.
>>677301945
she's a bit young for that kind of thing
>>677301945
Does it hurt when you sit down?
Do you like me?
>>677301945
How does your butthole feel now?
what took you so long
One of these threads because im completely origional
rpll
>>677300111
fuck yeah trips
>>677298761
Roll
>>677298761
roll
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