Sup /b/
My gf is probably an escort. Heard from a guy that was messaging her. What do? I really thought I loved her.
Pic is her. Yes, she's a little fat.
Cool stories bro'
So fap fap fap
>>684145449
Arrange to use her services under a fake name (and appearance if necessary)
When she turns up, tear up/show photos of something valuable to her and tell her to get fucked. Also eat lots of curry before so you can do a really rancid fart just before you leave
Should I confront her about it? Should I just dump her? I'm not the most attractive but I don't like being hurt. I can move on
Ask someone who got fucked by her anything
>tfw fucked her
>tfw suddendly got fucked
>experiences were made
Is ur butt hole sore?
>Her
Kek
>>684146130
Not at all, surprisingly - never had something in butt before, but she used hell lot of lube and went really fast in fucking
>>684146011
Faggot, that's a dude, dude
How good are you at fighting games
>>684144359
I beat lemmings, so pretty good..
>>684144359
I won a tshirt at the casino once, so I guess pretty good.
Street Fighter 3rd Strike on lock!!! Parry like a motherfucker. Not quite Daigo but I'm damn good
>>684144359
I like tacos, Mexican wrestlers do too...
dubs decide what I say
Oh may maggie stull, mind if i fuck your skull?
or do you find my 3 inch penis rather dull?
>>684147111
Many keks were given that day.
>>684147111
Surely OP will deliver.
Ok /b/ your making your own snuff movie and she is the star. How does she die?
>>684144989
Plot twist: We save the girl and murder OP instead
>>684144989
Cheese the bitch
>>684146112
Agree'd, death by drowning in a vat of nacho cheese.
>>684144989
she's trapped into a steel box.
she farts.
she dies because of dem fart.
The End.
Hey /b/ I want to buy one of these, but first I want /b/ to help tell me what I should wear with it.
>>684145670
Are you a male
>>684145802
Trap so yes
>>684146058
A tight fitting noose round the neck.
Do your legs look good enough for them?
ask someone who just took this photo of his sister
>>684146525
You know you're going to hell right? You're a piece of shit brother as well
>>684146525
but i don't know who took this photo so who do i ask?
>>684146525
Are you sick?
>>684146525
When are you planning to ruin her innocence
Since you obviously want to fuck her
![98CF535F-1F14-4836-AFB8-79C67C2C0C73[2].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/171/1463171488722.jpg "98CF535F-1F14-4836-AFB8-79C67C2C0C73[2]")
I WILL OPEN THIS BAG WHEN QUADS.
For quads to be accepted, they need to have decided whether they want a boy or a girl.
In 3 previous threads throughout the days, they all hit the limit and nobody got quads. Let the rolling begin!
>>684146293
inb4 thread gets deleted
>>684146293
rollin for girl
gimme dem sweet boys
Roll for girl
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
NICE
Go for it op
tribute?
You can only choose one. You have 30 seconds starting now.
Left. Also check my dubz
number 2 from the right
2nd right
gotta go with the red skirt
The Worst Movie You've Seen.
>>684144726
Batman vs Superman
>>684144726
Green Lantern
>>684144726
>my life
>>684144726
this piece of shit right here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Saturday_Night
>>684144859
fuck you. BvS was brilliant.
Muslim sluts thread
muslim slut!?!? obvoiusly you know nothing of islam and muslim culture you peasent? pasanta? pesneta? pasta.. stop this thread immediately boss
>>684145051
atleast she isnt showing off her hair
>>684145416
True, no hair please that is too much. Just looking for sluts, no gangbanged crackwhores
ITT: We are really nice to each other until we roll trips
What a beautiful day
Fuck you
>>684145768
You want to try a piece of this gum I just bought?
>>684145826
That's not a very nice thing to say
Is it wrong to have dark, grotesque, or just plain evil thoughts?
>>684145347
for example ?
>>684145347
only in the sense that edgy teenagers are an embarrassment
>>684145347
I think it's normal. Sometimes I'm thinking about how I could kill my whole family without going to jail for it.
Also I make up conversations with Hitler in my head where I explain modern technology and society to him.
>>684145696
>Also I make up conversations with Hitler in my head where I explain modern technology and society to him.
Autistic Superpowers
>>684143594
Dosnt seem to uncommen. Cuz most of us are austists faggots anyway
>>684143594
The ability to detect and appreciate patterns, especially those in floor tiles.
Invisibility
But only when nobody's looking
to fly underwater
Gimme your best rekt !
>>684143591
getting this one out of the way
>>684143998
When I was a kid i drew that for months, I liked spaceships..
francaises
Vous savez pas lancer un thread autrement qu'en réclament du porn ?
>>684141419
non
>>684141419
Non
if you don't like clown girls you might be gay.
yes please
Rate my stick insect /b/
Stick/10
Sage shit is nasty
what are its jaws like?
Is it nice
Left or right?
>>684141590
I LYNCH THEM BOTH
Right.
Is that even a question?
>>684141590
The one in the shorter skirt and higher heels. Always the better option.
