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qt 17 year old shows panties
:000000
its a trap /b/
Adam Sandler appreciation thread.
No way that's an trap if that's an trap I'm gay AF ...
> 17
> 4chan is meant for 18+
> not knowing you get b& for posting anyone under 18
Have fun getting banned
What's /b/ smokin tonight?
Pic related, some nice Lemon Haze.
>General Stoner thread
I want to smoke, but I'm sick and it will make it worse.
Usually I don't care regardless, although the extra phlegm it gives you doesn't help.
>>674316123
After the initial high my nose and ears plug up without fail.
Smoking some THC in liquid e cig and some banana kush... Good thing I found out one of my hs friends is now a big dealer
h/fur
I love herm cock!
any sharks with horsecocks?
s/fur
Am i the only one that thinks the blue doesn't fit her at all?
>>674319606
Looks pinkish to me.
>>674319606
no, it looks really out of place
>>674318564
anyway
>>674319606
yeah blue is a goofy color for fur
Anons, after heavy thought and struggle, I no longer sexually identify as a man but now I identify as a F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet. I always felt the need to fly to where I desire and I am comfortable with myself after hiding this secret all my life. You all can no longer say offensive things to me as I will launch my weapons of annihilation to help persuade you to check your privileges. Please accept the new me.
>>674319177
OMG i so proud of you honey bunny
>>674319177
Why are you so high maintenance even with all your problems? You tax dollar digging whore.
>>674319177
I support you /b/ro
>>674319177
You're so beautiful
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe...
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Smokin some "puff" for the first time tonight.
What am I to expect?
"friend" gave me a nugget and a pipe to smoke out of. Ill be using a camping lighter. it looks pretty sticky and smells very strong. is this good? how will I know when i'm high. how much should i smoke the first time?
will i get caught? what should i do when im high? am I going to trip out?
serious shitpost
please help a nigger
i need halp people PLEAASE
What the fuck is puff you nigger.
Also inhale that shit and hold it or ya wont get high
Take it easy at first and wait between rips, taking them until you get to the desirable high. Listen to your favorite music, watch your favorite show/movie, munch your favorite food
>>674316777
>>674315504
Holding it in your lungs longer than literally a second or two is pointless. It's proven
Nudes thread
Bumppn
testing
Wish I had nudes of her...
>>674317790
But heres someone else
i'm a grill
i sucked my close friend's cock the other night, my first time sucking one ever and i loved doing it but i don't think i'll ever get to do it again bc he has a girlfriend and we both agreed that it was a mistake
i regret it but i want it again so bad
all i can think about is the feeling of him in my mouth and how his hand felt on the back of my head when he pushed me down while he came and how his cum tasted after and dhfksjdfhk
/b/ what do i do
Gee, I wonder. Maybe you tell him you want to do it again?
>>674317040
i think he'd be upset with me about it because it's still cheating on his girlfriend
i don't want to fuck up our friendship by pushing it ;_;
you do know there every man has a dick right? its not just this one guy
Captcha: select the images with trains
>>674317362
Gotta prioritize yourself. What do YOU want? Figure out a way of getting him.
Nig Justice Thread
>>674319012
Your in the wrong place friend, we here at 4chan accept all walks of life
>>674319012
let's go based OP
>>674319316
This.
I agree.
>>674319316
>>674319012
Hate niggers almost as much as I hate Trump.
fb fap thread?
anyone like?
/b/, would a driveby shooting be a viable way to kill someone and get away?
>>674317314
At night, I've done it years ago. Never caught.
>>674317314
No.
At the very least, someone is going to see your car. And unless you have some serious muscle in the neighborhood where you shoot the person, whoever sees you is going to talk to the cops.
>>674317642
Good point, my truck really stands out
>>674317314
No. The way to get away with murder is you have to have a mold for an ice stabber. Make a sharp point out of ice. Sharp enough to pierce skin. Then learn how to make ricin (there are a number of sources online) then coat the point of your ice stabber in ricin. Wear a hazmat suit, latex gloves, and duct tape the soles of your shoes. Sneak up on your victim, pierce the skin, then run away.
The ricin will kill them in a few days.
>>674317819
It sure does
creeb tred w tits
>>674317639
>>674317722
fucking watermarks ruin everything
>>674317639
OH MY GOD YES GIVE ME THOSE JUICY MELONS
In this thread we summon chuck, also dubs.
Bump, finish chuck I've got an unfinished story!
>>674316814
Also, are you the 'deer god' guy? Cuz you're in the image...
Shameless bump...
Huh?
>>674317253
I am
I came back from a week in Lima, Peru. I have had diarrhea for 24 hours. I don't mind though. It's not painful, just a quick 1 minute watery shit every 2 hours. Like peeing out of my butthole.
Is there any reason to be worried /b/ or can I live my life like this?
If it lasts long enough you'll get seriously dehydrated, you probably already are by this point. The thing to be worried about are parasites/something you've ingested.
At the very least start taking antibiotics, amoxycyllan, anything derivative of pennacillin
stop the loli please
>>674315418
You have Zika. RIP
>>674316514
so if I drink Gatorade I'll be fine?
>>674315418
Im from Peru have you drank tap water?
New Rule 34 thread
bump
WHAT ARE WE GONNA BUILD?
a pineapple under the sea
OUR CREDIT BY MAKING SOUND CHOICES IN OUR STOCK PORTFOLIO!
a loli wall
>>674318040
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>674318040
Robo-Hitler
New Jersey slut thread.
Jersey girls are nasty cum sluts.
Post them all with pics, name and town.
609 here
anyone got 201?
973 montville here
973 montville
609 here
Kat lajiness
This is Guardrail Kenny Say "Hello Guardrail Kenny" Or your asshole will fall out tonight
Hello Guardrail Kenny
Hello Guardrail Kenny
Hello Guardrail Kenny
Ynnek liardraug olleh
Let's have a furry bbq Kenny
+1 (207) 590-9530
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
jews on christmas
Adolf-Kun claimed
>>674319014
Thank you I am doing well, how about you?
Ayy
I'm gonna go eat and take a shower, I'll be back soon.
>claimed
