Last rekt thread is about to die
>>671478573
Nice form.
all of the pics you shouldn't share cont
Gather around children for I have an epic story of a huge fuckup to tell you.
>be me
>attended shitty community college
>all my courses suck except for Spanish
>Spanish prof is a 7.8/10 Colombian woman, considering all the bitches are ugly here, shes probably the hottest
>Spanish prof is kind and caring always giving attention to everyone to make sure we all get things right
>Spanish prof always gives me this funny look every time I make eye contact with her.
>Shes always smiling and laughing when interacting with other students but when she looks at me, she gives off this blank expression and her eyes widens up a little as If I fucked up on something.
>class finishes. Catch bus to downtown for work
>Work part-time at this hipster bar as a bartender
>cleaning cups and serving hipsterfaggots cocktails
>someone sits down at the counter
>wtf.jpeg
>Its my Spanish teacher.
>She gives me this surprised look on her face and smiles at me
>feel shy as fuck.
>we chat a little, I'm too nervous as fuck to ask her anything.
>Pretend to be busy and clean cups and make drinks.
>All them dudes trying to hit on her and buy her drinks
>She turns all of them down.
>epic story bros,
>didnt write it down before hand
fuck off faggot
>>671477470
I did you fag, i'm just kinda drunk right now.
>Work finishes.
>about to catch bus back home
>suddenly feel a tap on my back. Quickly turn around.
>Spanish teacher right up to my face.
>"Going home anon?"
>"y-yes...”
>Spanish teacher wants to chat
>"Lets go to that coffee shop and have a chat anon!"
>"ummm....okay”
>Normally I score easy with women but something is putting spaghetti in my pants
>Go to cafe.
>Chat about school and shit
>Finds out, she is hates her job, even though she always teaches the class in a positive manner
>Asks me about what I want to do and shit
>"Omg anon! That’s so like me when I was your age!"
>Suddenly feeling like an alpha
>"Hey you wanna grab dinner and drinks with me?"
>feelingintensifies.gif
>"Sure, I’d love to!"
>its happening.jpeg
Go on.
>inb4 walking the dinosaur
California Thread
415 Checking in
415
any north 805?
Any 310?
Riddle time /b/
>When you are a kid you want me.
>When you are an adult you don't want me.
>When you get me you wish you never had me.
What am I?
>>671483773
Responsibilities or some shit
>>671483773
kids
>>671483773
My life..
Jury Duty
nighttime driving music. i'll start
https://youtu.be/3RiDhy5AIh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0uTq6IhPM
>>671459459
pretty cool
a little too retrosynth for my nightly drives
i prefer deep house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
ERP thread~
Bump...
another bump
I missed these
>>671471556
>>671471653
hi anons~ how're you doing?
New faces of /b/
>it's a waiting for that girl that only posts chin and is nice to the hideous fat guy episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
TOP OF THE MORNIN' GOVNA!
The picture below yours is now your gf/wife.
How do you react?
here you go guys
Have fun faggot.
YLYL Thread GODLIKE
>>671471579
Get glenned
Story of How I Fell In Love With Myseld
>17 y/o start dating emo girl
>best relationship, envy of friends
>had no problems, lived together, dog, house, nice life
>1 week before my 21 birthday
>try contacting her all day, no response
>comes home with her stepmom, kick my door in, called me a controlling douche and stole my computer
>moved in with another guy a week later
>got pregnant by him 2 months later
>married him
>now 300lb landwhale with 2 kids
I'm single. Have every opportunity at my door. I have no emotional ties. No responsibilities. Plenty of friends, party every weekend, regular hookups, traveling, ect
It just feels great knowing I love the person I have become while knowing she's a miserable piece of trash who lives with domestic violence & poverty lol
28 gets nudes of said cunt
ROLLLLL
>>671482508
Fuck close reroll and bump
28 get
just dump them dude
Part 2 - Post pics of girls and anons tell what porn they should do/what they do to them thread
Well? What would you do to her?
>>671464761
last one of girl from last thread
>>671465215
She for sure wants to be pregnat
iuhupj
>>671478776
That's how you get ants
>>671478682
ur gross
holy fuck just came across this and couldn't cringe harder
i feel sorry for who ever is with this bitch
is her page open
>tfw you will never have a gheto latina be ur bo and get hands when u get home
>>671463254
Sounds to me like a rage thread? Rage thread anyone?
NEW THREAD! LAST ONES GONNA HIT BUMP LIMIT SOON.
Last thread was 671470140
>>671475869
how lazy you didn't even take a new picture of this thread.
>>671475869
So OP, you gonna shit in that chair or what?
SHIT ON THE CHAIR
>>671475869
Hello Deborah
Loli & Tunes
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Thread & Dubtrack rules: Don't be a faggot and don't be cancer
Anyone got an Splatoon?
>>671474187
all of the pics you shouldn't share
>>671476891
contd of my tinder girl
Bow to me
>>671474042
No bow to me!
Peasant reporting in.
>>671474042
how about bow to me
The KING of KINGS has ARRIVED. CHeck EM.
introducing a friend to /b
do your worst
>>671461032
moar
that pony looks so sad
>>671461032
Hi newfags friend
MR HANDS
What are you scared of /b/? Phobias, fears, and the irrationality of it all.
I have bathophobia and I have absolutely no idea why. First and only time I went on a boat.
>be me about 11
>going on vacation with family, mom, dad, and older brother to Florida
>planning on boating out to Florida Keys
>superhyped, never been on a boat before, sounds awesome
>get there first day, just peruse gift shops and sleep well for tomorrows hell ride
>drive down not 30 mins from hotel to the harbor
>get suited up in floaty shit and explained all the safety precautions
>all that shit outta the way, time for the main event
>ohboyohboy.jpeg
>get on the boat, little speedboat for 12, and since i'm the yougest i get shown around the cabin by the captain
>spend a good thirty minutes getting shown all the do-dads and whirly-widgets of the boat, step outta the cabin, the salty breeze, and warm air feel incredible
>get over to sit next to my parents, can barely see the shore we came from
>sit next to them then decide to peer over into the water
>dark, all consuming blackness
>nothing but water and depth, no visible reefs, rocks, or fish
>eyes widen, recoil in terror, cant breathe
>freak right the fuck out and have a panic attack right there, get an oxygen tank and mask hooked to my face, completely inconsolable
>we had to drive back and go to the hospital and get a shot to calm me down
I haven't been on a boat since.
Bump
what is bathophobia? I feel you op, i get anxious in big open areas
