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Is she asking for it?
How should you react when a friend does this and you cant help looking her?
How can you handle if a girls wants a threesome with you and a friend but after fucking she starts to have regrets and decides to say you raped her?
>>767815737
going topless does not mean "i want to be raped" any more than them being topless means "i want to rape"
>>767815737
t. permavirgin
>>767815806
nice tits tho
>>767815810
Being a (usually) woman comes with the responsibility of being attractive.
With that responsibility comes modesty.
Just like fat guys should wear shirts at the beach to hide their shame.
Women should cover up for modesty.
It's not rocket science.
>>767815737
That picture reminds me of this time when me and two other dude friends fucked a mermaid. I was trying to get with this one hippie chick but she took off with some musician fag, so I went to hang out with my two friends and the mermaid they were talking to. One thing led to another and we all wound up fucking her. She had a shallow pussy too; first time encountering that. That's probably one of my favorite summer memories. Btw I fucked the other hippie chick a few days after as well, the dirty ass slut.
I'm a 21 year old regular boring straight white guy who lives alone in a small 1-room apartment. I spend my free time playing WoW and I work in retail.
AMA
>>767816281
guess what
nobody cares
kys
>>767816455
You cared enough to reply. kys
>>767816281
whatever
>>767816281
USA?
whats your favorite meal after a hard day?
God...
Just..
Just fucking LOOK at THIS!!
>>767815203
lol
>>767815203
what the fuck how is he so big? how can white boys like me compete?
>>767815203
It's a snake! Kill it!
>>767815203
Not even trying anymore?
>>767815203
The thread above is some useless 16 year old nigger punching a random person because it is a game.
Uhhh. yeah.
Post your favorite cock/cum tributes of beautiful girls
>>767817233
Bump
This story's about a girl /b/
When I was 14 I went to a school called Evans high school.
The school was filled with normies, junkies and bogans.
Also they would put you in a autism unit if you got made fun of in class.
Me being the normie fat faggot I was back then decided to choose table tennis as the sport.
This would be the worst and best choice I ever made.
Pretty much every girl in the school was a disgusting pig or too good for you
But not Kaylee
I met Kaylee while playing table tennis. I've never been in a relationship or met a girl that pretty before.
She would always start the conversation. We would laugh, cry and scream while playing.
I only had one class with her and that was science. She couldn't let me sit with her because of her friends but she let me stay close.
One day I asked her if she had a boyfriend.
She immedetly said yes.
I tried hard to impress her. I would be as funny and charming as possible to her.
It barely worked.
I had to make up stories to her. Like me getting cheated on by a girl when I was young or me being jumped and getting out of it.
We always talked for hours and hours on end. We would always talk about school. The people, teachers and work. Then one day I actually got bashed. By some fat junkie called shenae who rubbed her disgusting body all over me while trying to crack my neck. Some kid saved me. She immedietly went on a rage kicking the door down but gave up.
I wasn't any different. I was screaming at the class at the top of my lungs saying how every kid was a disgusting junkie and a millenial faggot.
I then saw her. Kaylee.
She looked scared.
Like another part of me.
The animal roaring at the classroom.
We wouldn't talk for a while.
Then shenae bashed me again.
This time she actually felt sorry for me. Cause I hid under a table, calling the police, begging for help by other kids. I pretty much had the worst panic attack of my life.
1/2
>>767816577
more :(
>>767816577
You better be writing this from the grave faggot
2/2
She was pretty much my psychological therapist from now on.
Everyday I would whine and bitch to her about my life and struggles. I was slowly becoming an outsider.
I started seeing the shit this world had to offer.
Then.
Nothing.
I was 15 and it was term 2. I had no friends. Not one friend. Not even kaylee. She forgot me. I was a pussy to even talk to her.
I was depressed. Everyday I would come to school crying and with my head on the table. I would have tears everywhere I go. I would just cry and cry. Not one person wanted to help me.
A lot of kids even though I was doing it for attention. Some asain cunt said that I was "trying to get emotions out of people."
I then meet 2 people who changed my life. Mika (he's a boy) and Ian. They got me through the rest of the year. They would talk to me when I was isolated in my own class. Mika and Ian came from a very abusive autism unit. They were both perfect angels in the teachers eyes though.
Soon after I started talking to Kaylee again. Not anything special but I became happier.
Then I started getting picked on. To tell the truth...
About 90% of it was deserved
I forced myself to hang out with a bunch of cunts and bogans who never liked me when I got here.
I was getting bullied. And me still being a whiny bitch got put into the autism unit.
Way to go anon, you fucked your chances for getting education.
Since I was in a autism unit Kaylee and me died down a little. She was very hesitant. I don't know why.
A year later after endless amounts of abuse by teachers and autistic pedophiles (let me know if you wanna hear about my school) Kaylee started talking to me again. She winked at me, smiled and even acted very shy around me which was pretty weird coming from her since she knew me by now.
I then discovered by the power of zuccbook that she was single.
F i n a l l y
2/3
>>767817596
God damn you are a cringey faggot
>>767817596
Just get gassed, faggot
Animal rekt thread
No
>>767816935
unless your the one getting rekt by animals
>>767817635
i will find this person
>>767817635
holy shit
>>767817910
why aren't you using linux /b/?
>muh games
>so retarded I can't be fucked to learn basic commands
because i dont like fucking penguins you faggot
because i don't rely on trying to be cool and different to look smart
No games n software
But mb i will try to use it on my laptop since i will need to know how to use linux on 2 nd year at uni
>>767817697
nothing to do with that, it's legit just easier than windows. and a lot more user friendly.
I am.
What is that window manager ?
FB/IG Fap Thread
>>767818029
>>767817236
More,
my skinny petite ex teacher with big boobs that hides most of the time the first time i saw them i couldn concentrate at all for the rest of the day i had the urge to get to my house and masturbate thinking about her
i still have fantasies about banging her in the school desk while watching her big tits bounce
i heard if a million men masturbate to your ex you get a wish
For many years I have been a hardcore Democrat. Sadly many if not most Democrats love attacking the 2nd Amendment. Overall my loyalty is not to the Democratic party or to the Republican party, but to the U.S. Constitution. These recent attempts at attacking the 2nd Amendment is unacceptable and we need to do something about it.
This is bad folks, if we don't stand up for the 2nd Amendment then we will lose our AR-15s and our other high capacity firearms. If we continue to do nothing and watch these gun grabbers march against the 2nd Amendment and allow them to censor us then one day we will eventually lose all semi-automatic weapons. Not only that, but thousands of innocent law abiding citizens will be blacklisted and lose their 2nd Amendment rights.
We need to get off our asses and march for the 2nd Amendment and show America that we won't back down. If we are attacked for defending the 2nd Amendment then go out there and hire a lawyer and sue your attackers. IF WE DO NOTHING WE WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Here is what will happen if the gun control advocates win: If you need to see a therapist for depression, anxiety issues, grief counseling, PTSD and other issues that may potentially require anti-depressants you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. If you are a rape victim and need to see a therapist then you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. If you are a victim of domestic abuse and you need therapy then you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. AR-15s and other higher quality guns will be banned and you will not be allowed to buy as many guns as you want. You will also not be allowed to buy as much ammo as you want. That is just a sample of what will happen. If we do nothing and allow people to walk all over the Constitution then we will lose our rights one by one. Freedom is not free and those that choose not to defend their freedom do not deserve to have freedom. Is life without freedom truly worth living?
>>767817286
Lol you typed out all this shit on the board full of preteens that jerk off to traps cartoons and their friends on facebook. Try /pol/ next time
>>767817368
yeah fuck this thread. ops clearly to retarded to post in the right section. furthermore, the amount of text written, and complete lack of typos, makes me think this is either a copy pasta, or some russian troll shit. either fuck this thread.
this threads now about the best cereal.
>>767817457
but that's not two scoops though
>>767817286
fucking retard, the 2nd amendment is just that, an amendment, a change, it wasnt even part of your fucking shit constitution to begin with! You wanna talk about freedom, how about the freedom to be able to walk the streets and not have some nigger shoot the shit out of you because you're a different skin colour?
Dont even talk about criminals still having guns, small time crooks like muggers are opportunistic attackers, remove the guns you'll stop small crime like this, the only niggers who'll...
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>>767817286
>We need to get off our asses and march for the 2nd Amendment and show America that we won't back down.
Problem is, you can't get off your asses anymore.
One of these threads
Post em
>>767815109
alsjeblieft
>>767816155
>>767815109
holy shit you're both so fucking boring
>>767816229
post your life then ``oldfag``
Carcass, OP? Good taste.
>>767816155
dank je wel
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Questions to those who have cheated on their partner and gotten away with it:
> What’s the story of how it went down?
> Was there any reluctance to cheat? What made you overcome that?
> Any regret? Why or why not?
> Considering doing it again or just happy you’re in the clear?
> Has it helped or hindered your relationship with your partner?
Currently in a potential cheating situation but I’m a bit
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>>767815252
My story:
> Live 45mins away from work with partner
> Extremely faithful to her for years (to the point that I wouldn’t even let my eyes wander)
> We have fights over really dumb shit. Have a fight before bed one night
> Wake up with morning wood but am too proud/stubborn to initiate
>Leave w/o saying much and get to work pissed and horny
...
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>>767815252
Extremely faithful, have porn addiction, pay a prostitute for bbbj, in my head it's no different than buying a onahole / sex toy.
No regrets, I'll probably do this 1 - 2 times a year.
GF is 9/10 but still need variety, a different slut looking up as you as you smash her face is powerful. Don't need it a lot, but once in a blue moon.
>>767815252
>Currently in a potential cheating situation
(1) Smells will give you away. Make sure your partner wears no perfume.
(2) If you're playing away from home, bring the same soap as you normally use.
(3) Regrets/guilt, the first time. Afterwards you even forget what you did that day. "Oh! I banged susie earlier, I better get some milk for my coffee tomorrow"
(4) helped/hindered? Go into it to get laid. If you're having an emotional thing with your...
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>>767815805
Pic related I forgot in previous post
>Ask Susie if she’d like to go get some coffee
>She accepts and GF doesn’t know much about my work so I tell her I’m working over and we’re set
>Hang out with Susie a few days in a row
>GF and I have made up by now so I feel bad, but my eyes have already started to wander
>Third day hanging out and we’re...
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>>767815252
1. Only works if you lie about essential info to the side chick and she doesn't even know your real name or where you live and she doesn't live in your same state (or any bordering ones)
2. Cheating is synonymous with murder, anyone can do it, you're not special if you have or haven't, but society doesn't work if people just do whatever the fuck they want all the time so under a reasonable number of sexual partners at once and you're golden. No regrets.
3. I'll never cheat...
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Nude game thread
four
>>767816836
ffwf
>>767816836
spread eagle
>>767816836
ffn
>>767816836
ffwf
Why do whites talk like they built this country, when it was the slaves that built it?
A pile of bricks and boards is just that until someone can come along and whip it into a building.
Just like they’ve “built” Africa
>>767814254
idiot.
Blacks wouldn't have built anything without the whites to make them do it
>>767814254
do you think about the dirt you are stepping every time you take a step? hell no.
thats what niggers are: just dirt waiting to be stepped.
Legionaries! The Celts are coming! Roll for your fate.
0-1: Get hit by an arrow
2: Take a javelin to the face
3-4: Run over by a scythed chariot
5: You attempt to break ranks and flight alone, but get killed immediately and your head is mounted on a spike.
6: You get knocked out in the battle and become a Celtic sacrifice
7-8: You survive the battle unharmed
9: Killed by a spear
Dubs: You accidentally throw your pila at your Centurion and you get crucified
Trips: You trip and fall on your sword
Quads: Your
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is it at least to the knee
>>767812951
For the empire!
>>767812951
rolling
rolllll
>>767813344
Oops.
Just got out of a long term relationship after fucking years and now I have no damn idea how to meet... anyone. No bro friends. Every chick on Facebook has a fucking boyfriend. I don't know how you guys do this shit. Give a long time /b/ro some advice here.
>>767814262
Don't worry about meeting anyone, or dating, or fucking. Focus on your job/life/health/etc.
>>767814262
You're doomed, kirr yourserf
>>767814262
>looking for women on facebook
you retarded?
Go to like a convention for shit you like and find some girl who is all nerdy about that shit like you. What are you interests? And are you really fucked up from your last breakup?
>>767814333
Actual good tip.
Focusing on your weirdness to much wont get you anywhere
>>767814333
Already have a really good job, really good house, and a decent car. What I don't have is a single fucking friend, male or female. Literally no idea how the fuck people meet each other after high school.
Hi from Russia!
I want ask you, why in this chan very more porn/boobs/ass?
No, really.
Even on my native Rus chan there's no such thing.
Bump.
Bump.
> FUCKING CAPCHA
>>767815486
link your chan then tovarish
this board is bad
>>767815594
2ch.hk?
Pow pow muslim down
>>767813697
Don't worry. The Netherlands will light a candle!
A muslim can't even relax on the side of the road without attracting police attention.
The atrocity
news said: "confused man shot down by police after stabbing random people"
it happened just in front of a shisha bar;
I wonder why he was so confused?
>>767813919
Probaly because he where a wool hat in 26°
Waifu Bread
Rev up that spam bot I guess
Oh well.
>>767816280
Ryouko-nyan claimed ^^
hello fedora tippers
I manage a craft beer bar and kitchen. All female staff.
We have over 100 beers.
ask me whatever.
except the name of the place i work
>>767816037
What’s the name of the place you work?
>>767816070
Zing
What's your favourite beer at the moment?
Are you an alcoholic?
>>767816070
thank you for that
Do you have any gose on tap?
I'm shocked. I uploaded this picture to r/jizzedtothis about 8-9 hours ago.
For a bit of backstory I have her on social media, she's hot as fuck and regularly posts stuff like this.
So anyway I check her Instagram story and she has screenshotted the actual reddit post on r/jizzedtothis posted it to her story along with the caption "which one of you pervs put me on reddit"? How in the fuck did she find that post? It has under 70 upvotes and about 1.5k views, chance???
which one of you pervs put me on 4chan?
>>767814884
came here to say this.
also upvote
>>767814693
Bumping with new info, just found from her snapchat she found the picture within about 2 hours of posting... when it had less than 1k views. Anyone have any ideas?
>>767814693
Tell her it was you. It will either get you laid or blocked. Yolo
>>767814938
Most likely story is not that she found it, but that someone on Reddit saw the pictures and found her IG account and then told her.
