/b/ i need help
maybe a lot of you don't know anything about this stuff, but whatever.
i've got a gf for the first time in my life at 20, and was a virgin before. i always expected a gf to make me happy but it's hell.
ive got no reason to not trust my gf tho, shes never done anything wrong - i even check her phone and shit, shes always with me anyway but still im waiting for her to cheat
the more i read online and see of the world around me, the more im learning that people are not trustworthy.
almost everyone's a cheating cunt piece of shit. even those who you'd think are trustworthy.
> so i guess the question is can you really trust anyone?
preferably please leave out the women hating shit - all women are whores etc etc. because i know from personal experience that both men and women are cunts and cheat - including my own father who recently cheated and my step dad. of course i know plenty of people at uni, both men and women, that get fucked up and cheat on a night out.
i cant go on in a relationship like this, its constant paranoia and fear of being deceived. im doubting if relationships in general - ive always known i will never get married or have kids so maybe i should live the single life.
> can i get some words of wisdom from more experiences anons?
> is it all worth it?
cheat first
>>767814804
Grow up you insecure little shite with your first world problems. Either trust the bitch or leave. It's not complicated.
4chan and bad friends have deluded you. Yes, cheating exists - no it's not as common and inevitable as some would believe. Confirmation bias and insecurity are going to have you believe cheating is rampant within relationships, but it's just a small amount of people that do it more than once.
I've never had this 'generalized' fear of cheating that you have - although I have had moments where I had more specific fear of my gf cheating on me with certain people. When it's specific like mine, it's easier to get over. You can do shit to help, like meet the person, find out how they interact with my partner, vice versa, and just voice your discomfort. When it's generalized like your case, it's a lot tougher to get over. I'd suggest just doing your best to convince your brain it's irrational, and if you're ever uncomfortable at something specific, communicate with your partner and move forward.
Also sometimes it might be due to projection. So you're more likely to be afraid of her cheating if you, yourself, are considering cheating. In that case, I'd suggest evaluating why you are considering cheating at all, and then fix it by either breaking up or removing whatever is making you want to cheat.
>>767814804
You're basing your view on women on the losers that post here.
Girls aren't like the women hating retards of /b/ say they are, you're not getting an unbiased view of them.
a pictures worth a thousand words
>>767816987
10$ says the boy dies from “natural causes” but is found in a ditch or some shit(cause that what that mma fighter will do)
Is she asking for it?
How should you react when a friend does this and you cant help looking her?
How can you handle if a girls wants a threesome with you and a friend but after fucking she starts to have regrets and decides to say you raped her?
>>767815737
going topless does not mean "i want to be raped" any more than them being topless means "i want to rape"
>>767815737
t. permavirgin
>>767815806
nice tits tho
>>767815810
Being a (usually) woman comes with the responsibility of being attractive.
With that responsibility comes modesty.
Just like fat guys should wear shirts at the beach to hide their shame.
Women should cover up for modesty.
It's not rocket science.
I'm a 21 year old regular boring straight white guy who lives alone in a small 1-room apartment. I spend my free time playing WoW and I work in retail.
AMA
>>767816281
guess what
nobody cares
kys
>>767816455
You cared enough to reply. kys
>>767816281
whatever
>>767816281
USA?
God...
Just..
Just fucking LOOK at THIS!!
>>767815203
lol
>>767815203
what the fuck how is he so big? how can white boys like me compete?
>>767815203
It's a snake! Kill it!
>>767815203
Not even trying anymore?
Post your favorite cock/cum tributes of beautiful girls
>>767817233
Bump
This story's about a girl /b/
When I was 14 I went to a school called Evans high school.
The school was filled with normies, junkies and bogans.
Also they would put you in a autism unit if you got made fun of in class.
Me being the normie fat faggot I was back then decided to choose table tennis as the sport.
This would be the worst and best choice I ever made.
Pretty much every girl in the school was a disgusting pig or too good for you
But not Kaylee
I met Kaylee while playing table tennis. I've never been in a relationship or met a girl that pretty before.
She would always start the conversation. We would laugh, cry and scream while playing.
I only had one class with her and that was science. She couldn't let me sit with her because of her friends but she let me stay close.
One day I asked her if she had a boyfriend.
She immedetly said yes.
I tried hard to impress her. I would be as funny and charming as possible to her.
It barely worked.
I had to make up stories to her. Like me getting cheated on by a girl when I was young or me being jumped and getting out of it.
We always talked for hours and hours on end. We would always talk about school. The people, teachers and work. Then one day I actually got bashed. By some fat junkie called shenae who rubbed her disgusting body all over me while trying to crack my neck. Some kid saved me. She immedietly went on a rage kicking the door down but gave up.
I wasn't any different. I was screaming at the class at the top of my lungs saying how every kid was a disgusting junkie and a millenial faggot.
I then saw her. Kaylee.
She looked scared.
Like another part of me.
The animal roaring at the classroom.
We wouldn't talk for a while.
Then shenae bashed me again.
This time she actually felt sorry for me. Cause I hid under a table, calling the police, begging for help by other kids. I pretty much had the worst panic attack of my life.
1/2
>>767816577
more :(
>>767816577
You better be writing this from the grave faggot
2/2
She was pretty much my psychological therapist from now on.
Everyday I would whine and bitch to her about my life and struggles. I was slowly becoming an outsider.
I started seeing the shit this world had to offer.
Then.
Nothing.
I was 15 and it was term 2. I had no friends. Not one friend. Not even kaylee. She forgot me. I was a pussy to even talk to her.
I was depressed. Everyday I would come to school crying and with my head on the table. I would have tears everywhere I go. I would just cry and cry. Not one person wanted to help me.
A lot of kids even though I was doing it for attention. Some asain cunt said that I was "trying to get emotions out of people."
I then meet 2 people who changed my life. Mika (he's a boy) and Ian. They got me through the rest of the year. They would talk to me when I was isolated in my own class. Mika and Ian came from a very abusive autism unit. They were both perfect angels in the teachers eyes though.
Soon after I started talking to Kaylee again. Not anything special but I became happier.
Then I started getting picked on. To tell the truth...
About 90% of it was deserved
I forced myself to hang out with a bunch of cunts and bogans who never liked me when I got here.
I was getting bullied. And me still being a whiny bitch got put into the autism unit.
Way to go anon, you fucked your chances for getting education.
Since I was in a autism unit Kaylee and me died down a little. She was very hesitant. I don't know why.
A year later after endless amounts of abuse by teachers and autistic pedophiles (let me know if you wanna hear about my school) Kaylee started talking to me again. She winked at me, smiled and even acted very shy around me which was pretty weird coming from her since she knew me by now.
I then discovered by the power of zuccbook that she was single.
F i n a l l y
2/3
>>767817596
God damn you are a cringey faggot
Animal rekt thread
No
>>767816935
unless your the one getting rekt by animals
>>767817635
i will find this person
>>767817635
holy shit
why aren't you using linux /b/?
>muh games
>so retarded I can't be fucked to learn basic commands
because i dont like fucking penguins you faggot
because i don't rely on trying to be cool and different to look smart
No games n software
But mb i will try to use it on my laptop since i will need to know how to use linux on 2 nd year at uni
>>767817697
nothing to do with that, it's legit just easier than windows. and a lot more user friendly.
FB/IG Fap Thread
>>767817236
More,
my skinny petite ex teacher with big boobs that hides most of the time the first time i saw them i couldn concentrate at all for the rest of the day i had the urge to get to my house and masturbate thinking about her
i still have fantasies about banging her in the school desk while watching her big tits bounce
For many years I have been a hardcore Democrat. Sadly many if not most Democrats love attacking the 2nd Amendment. Overall my loyalty is not to the Democratic party or to the Republican party, but to the U.S. Constitution. These recent attempts at attacking the 2nd Amendment is unacceptable and we need to do something about it.
This is bad folks, if we don't stand up for the 2nd Amendment then we will lose our AR-15s and our other high capacity firearms. If we continue to do nothing and watch these gun grabbers march against the 2nd Amendment and allow them to censor us then one day we will eventually lose all semi-automatic weapons. Not only that, but thousands of innocent law abiding citizens will be blacklisted and lose their 2nd Amendment rights.
We need to get off our asses and march for the 2nd Amendment and show America that we won't back down. If we are attacked for defending the 2nd Amendment then go out there and hire a lawyer and sue your attackers. IF WE DO NOTHING WE WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Here is what will happen if the gun control advocates win: If you need to see a therapist for depression, anxiety issues, grief counseling, PTSD and other issues that may potentially require anti-depressants you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. If you are a rape victim and need to see a therapist then you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. If you are a victim of domestic abuse and you need therapy then you will lose your 2nd Amendment rights. AR-15s and other higher quality guns will be banned and you will not be allowed to buy as many guns as you want. You will also not be allowed to buy as much ammo as you want. That is just a sample of what will happen. If we do nothing and allow people to walk all over the Constitution then we will lose our rights one by one. Freedom is not free and those that choose not to defend their freedom do not deserve to have freedom. Is life without freedom truly worth living?
>>767817286
Lol you typed out all this shit on the board full of preteens that jerk off to traps cartoons and their friends on facebook. Try /pol/ next time
>>767817368
yeah fuck this thread. ops clearly to retarded to post in the right section. furthermore, the amount of text written, and complete lack of typos, makes me think this is either a copy pasta, or some russian troll shit. either fuck this thread.
this threads now about the best cereal.
>>767817457
but that's not two scoops though
>>767817286
fucking retard, the 2nd amendment is just that, an amendment, a change, it wasnt even part of your fucking shit constitution to begin with! You wanna talk about freedom, how about the freedom to be able to walk the streets and not have some nigger shoot the shit out of you because you're a different skin colour?
Dont even talk about criminals still having guns, small time crooks like muggers are opportunistic attackers, remove the guns you'll stop small crime like this, the only niggers who'll have guns are the hardcore who dont bother themselves with robbing johnny whiteboy for $30
One of these threads
Post em
>>767815109
alsjeblieft
>>767816155
>>767815109
holy shit you're both so fucking boring
>>767816229
post your life then ``oldfag``
Carcass, OP? Good taste.
Questions to those who have cheated on their partner and gotten away with it:
> What’s the story of how it went down?
> Was there any reluctance to cheat? What made you overcome that?
> Any regret? Why or why not?
> Considering doing it again or just happy you’re in the clear?
> Has it helped or hindered your relationship with your partner?
Currently in a potential cheating situation but I’m a bit mixed up. Story in comments.
>>767815252
My story:
> Live 45mins away from work with partner
> Extremely faithful to her for years (to the point that I wouldn’t even let my eyes wander)
> We have fights over really dumb shit. Have a fight before bed one night
> Wake up with morning wood but am too proud/stubborn to initiate
>Leave w/o saying much and get to work pissed and horny
>Work at shipping/receiving for a big factory with a team that includes Susie
>Susie and I are working close quarters today
>Never bothered looking in the past (probably the reason we became such good work friends, honestly) but in my current state I’m scoping talent
>Susie’s got a middrift going on and painted on jeans that hug a tight ass (imagine a bargain-bin-but-still-hot version of pic related)
>Throughout the work day I become less and less interested in work
To be continued...
>>767815252
Extremely faithful, have porn addiction, pay a prostitute for bbbj, in my head it's no different than buying a onahole / sex toy.
No regrets, I'll probably do this 1 - 2 times a year.
GF is 9/10 but still need variety, a different slut looking up as you as you smash her face is powerful. Don't need it a lot, but once in a blue moon.
>>767815252
>Currently in a potential cheating situation
(1) Smells will give you away. Make sure your partner wears no perfume.
(2) If you're playing away from home, bring the same soap as you normally use.
(3) Regrets/guilt, the first time. Afterwards you even forget what you did that day. "Oh! I banged susie earlier, I better get some milk for my coffee tomorrow"
(4) helped/hindered? Go into it to get laid. If you're having an emotional thing with your fling, get out fast. Cheating=fucking. You don't want to know about thier day, or spend time shit-talking about your wife. That shit is weak.
>>767815805
Pic related I forgot in previous post
>Ask Susie if she’d like to go get some coffee
>She accepts and GF doesn’t know much about my work so I tell her I’m working over and we’re set
>Hang out with Susie a few days in a row
>GF and I have made up by now so I feel bad, but my eyes have already started to wander
>Third day hanging out and we’re driving to a mall
>Susie keeps awkwardly bringing up that she’s faithful to her BF so she can’t do anything with me
>Nothing has been insinuated thus far so I’m confused
>We get to a specialty jeans store and are trying on jeans way more expensive than we could ever afford
>Workers are on our jock, eagle-eyeing us, but after she comes out showing off the 5th pair or so (and we have been seriously discussing them) they give us space
>We are laughing it up and generally being heathens and when she follows me into my dressing room with our arms full of the next round of jeans
To be continued...
Nude game thread
four
>>767816836
ffwf
>>767816836
spread eagle
>>767816836
ffn
Why do whites talk like they built this country, when it was the slaves that built it?
A pile of bricks and boards is just that until someone can come along and whip it into a building.
Just like they’ve “built” Africa
>>767814254
idiot.
Blacks wouldn't have built anything without the whites to make them do it
Legionaries! The Celts are coming! Roll for your fate.
0-1: Get hit by an arrow
2: Take a javelin to the face
3-4: Run over by a scythed chariot
5: You attempt to break ranks and flight alone, but get killed immediately and your head is mounted on a spike.
6: You get knocked out in the battle and become a Celtic sacrifice
7-8: You survive the battle unharmed
9: Killed by a spear
Dubs: You accidentally throw your pila at your Centurion and you get crucified
Trips: You trip and fall on your sword
Quads: Your pila hits the enemy warlord in the face, the enemy army routs and you are hailed as a hero.
is it at least to the knee
>>767812951
For the empire!
>>767812951
rolling
rolllll
Just got out of a long term relationship after fucking years and now I have no damn idea how to meet... anyone. No bro friends. Every chick on Facebook has a fucking boyfriend. I don't know how you guys do this shit. Give a long time /b/ro some advice here.
>>767814262
Don't worry about meeting anyone, or dating, or fucking. Focus on your job/life/health/etc.
>>767814262
You're doomed, kirr yourserf
>>767814262
>looking for women on facebook
you retarded?
Go to like a convention for shit you like and find some girl who is all nerdy about that shit like you. What are you interests? And are you really fucked up from your last breakup?
>>767814333
Actual good tip.
Focusing on your weirdness to much wont get you anywhere
Hi from Russia!
I want ask you, why in this chan very more porn/boobs/ass?
No, really.
Even on my native Rus chan there's no such thing.
Bump.
Bump.
> FUCKING CAPCHA
>>767815486
link your chan then tovarish
this board is bad
Pow pow muslim down
>>767813697
Don't worry. The Netherlands will light a candle!
A muslim can't even relax on the side of the road without attracting police attention.
The atrocity
news said: "confused man shot down by police after stabbing random people"
it happened just in front of a shisha bar;
I wonder why he was so confused?
Waifu Bread
Rev up that spam bot I guess
Oh well.
>>767816280
Ryouko-nyan claimed ^^
