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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
fastest way to get skinny
stop eating
>>713406565
Dont eat
stop eating
Work out a lot and consume less calories
keto
Ye olde Chubbye Threadde
>>713412519
is she blind?
>>713412916
Great tits––it's a shame she's a huge bitch.
>>713412519
Post nudes!
That shit I find in much better quality here
http://m.lanebryant.com/categories/4053c18831/products
>pic related
s/fur often in the quiet
>tfw you've lurked for years and never contributed
>pic related
Shove each stick up your ass individually. Then pull themy out and suck the chocolate off.
>>713410964
keep the four pieces together and just take a bite off the hole thing
>>713410964
Pour gasoline on it, then burn it. Film and upload with timestamp
>>713410964
Mash it up and push the mash into your pee hole.
>>713410964
I could of sworn there was hyphen in between Kit and Kat
You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you /b/?
>>713413077
>13077
i don't even
>>713413077
rolololo
>>713413077
/b/ump
They see me rollin
>>713413077
Pls give mecha
Everyone who replies to this thread will be visited by a succubus tonight.
eh, why the fuck not?
>>713410783
Those who idolize the material world are doomed to remain in it after death. Once we let go of our animalistic passions and primal fears, we become free. Free from the prison of this world.
This is why Satanism is truly evil; it encourages you to embrace your primal instincts; it keep you trapped in this world. We need to finally brake free and tell ourselves that we're better than that and attain enlightenment.
Oh yes yes indeed yes very nice
>>713411128
and now you will be visited by a succubus, stupid cunt
oh hell yeah
I am a 19 year old girl who lurks on this site pretty often. I rarely ever post but I am extremely bored and wanted to see if there was any sick fuck on this site who'd want to befriend me.
I have been constantly fascinated with psychopaths, stalkers, rapists, sadists and murderers since I could remember. Overtime this interest has developed into a desire to be one's victim. I want to feel scared, powerless, and out of control. I know this craving most likely indicates mental illness, but I can't stop fantasizing about it.
I guess the discussion
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>>713407279
Fake
>>713407377
And gay.
>such bait
Tits or gtfo
Eh, I presume many people have had some sort of a rape fantasy. Perhaps a beneficial route would be to look into why that is a fantasy. What is it about the victim state that is appealing?
Pics you shouldn't share!
This is my ex
Gf's hairy clam
Kik mustbejulian for vids and pics of my gf
Notice how these threads are always girl pics. If that's not definitive proof that no girl browses this board, I don't know what is.
>>713399870
moar!
s/fur
>>713412872
Yes. S/fur is going much faster ever since the merger.
A lot of h/fur namefags are posting females now that they arent restricted to only herms
Shark is best
Prove me wrong
C-Celeb th-thread please... p-post y-your b-best celebs...
S - s - sage
>>713405542
why did you post a whale when you asked for our best? why not Victoria Juice?
>>713406362
Trips gets the code
Jokes on you OP... I already have the code
Check 'em
>>713411582
Kik:lasthound
rollllll
Check em
g/fur extra lewd edition
>tfw no hot jock bully who humiliates you everyday in public but is tender to you at night
fb/insta fap
a good friend of mine
damn i'd bang her brains out
when the bikini's too small....
No Loli?
Bump
I want to have sex with Mari.
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=313
>>713401974
That's still working?
Mods give zero fucks about bots
First person to roll trips get any one of these games (just one):
CS GO
Rocket League
7 Days to Die
Stardew Valley
Hitman
Left4Dead2
Starbound
Borderlands 2 Goty
Portal 2
Skyrim (No DLCS)
Dark Souls 2
Quads get one random extra (if i can pay), post steam tags and game u want
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/steamcells/
Borderlands 2 GOTY
if quads Victoria 2 dlc pack
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatdodgerollinggunslinger/
stardew valley please good op
>>713408991
heck
rolling
B-better late than never, w-welcome to Tea Therapy with Alice!
G-get a cup of tea and s-some psychological advice, all in one place!
>>713409550
What's Jherapy Jea?
I will never understand these threads.
>>713409550
>Hotmale
Heeeey! Its Alice! Look guys, Alice! Whats new babe?
>>713409550
What tea are we having today, Alice?
Post whatever is your current wallpaper.
Mobilefags keep scrolling.
Yeah. that's what I thought whit boi. Stay mad
Meh...some of us don't really care one way or the other.
Why would this make me mad?
>>713405656
Stay mad Cuck boi
>>713405694
Cause u can't compete
>>713405579
i don't believe in the stupidass monetary system of wages.
unemployed. 27. worked in offices for a year but realized its a waste of mine and everyone in the working systems life. i wish /b/ would attack something like the meaningless system of jobs and wages.
>>713381020
>>713381757
keep going
>>713381840
>>713381962
>>713381962
>>713382016
sexy as fuck
Do you just screenshot off snapchat? Doesn't that send a notification? lol
