I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl (clothing optional) and their age
>All girls must be under 30 years-old unless I consider them a MILF
>the girl must be, at the very least, a 6/10
>No traps
>girl must be wiling to have sex on a regular basis
>the girl must be consenting and aware of the deal-No tricking girls into the arrangement.
>All applicants must have a place available where the sex will take place i.e hotel, motel,etc...
>Applicants must live in NY, preferably Upper East Side
>This goes without saying but no fat chicks
Plz help me /b/tards
SadPathticWinker
"I'm so sick of being a virgin, that I'm begging /b/ for sex, but I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
>>681975332
>I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
Would you?
>>681975024
>>681974804
Don't pretend to be better than me faggots
>>681974320
OP doesn't know how to bargain, because that's a shit deal on anon's part.
Plus you really think you can be that picky? This is why you are and will be a virgin.
How about you stop buying video games for a month, and save up for a hooker? Or unless you're a whale, mass-like every girl on Tinder?
Oh, because that requires effort...i see..
I have a FLIR ONE thermal camera, What do I point it at?
>>681971613
Your neighbours when they have sex.
penis
benis
>>681971613
Penis.
Has /b/ ever fucked a famous actress? Part 2
I love "tell us the biggest lie you can!" threads!
>>681969749
everyone on here is a virgin
>famous actress
No, but i did fuck Bjork in the early 90s
>>681970251
Did she swallow?
R34: Abused by pokemon edition. Let's see what you've got.
Anyone lurking?
New YL/YL thread since the other one is complete shit
>>681970516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
>>681970516
>after about 5 years on 4chan
>still not sure if penis inspection day is a real thing
>>681971484
>>681971492
kek
my school had it a little too often if you ask me
>>681971492
A lot of schools have mandatory physicals which include everything, but people only mention the dick because 4chan is full of faggots. Are you not from the US?
Worst People In The World Hate Thread
>OP
>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos
>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos
Society's degenerates right here. Angsty teens/adults whos brains never fully developed
Asians
>>681974151
OP you forgot a few
>Gays
>Transgenders
>Libertards
>>681974636
White Power Nazis
Sup /b/ros.
Is it safe to mix codeine and hydrocodone together?
I've got ~20 5mg hydro tabs without acetaminophen and some tylenol 3's
What would be a good dose and how should I take them?
I've taken 4 hydrocodone so far and i'm feeling pretty good. Coffee seems to make it a lot better.
>>681971523
Do it, and report back with pictures every hour.
>>681971523
Take at least 4 at a time.... Otherwise you won't feel nothing.
Long time Junky here.
Just Bout to rail half an 80 of oxy.
But again if you don't USE which clearly you don't which is why you're asking...
Start with 4 take it from there
>>681972156
Should I snort it? The 5mg pills are pretty small because they dont have any tylenol in them
Cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc
best of the worst
>>681970233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
Bump for interest
rekt pucci thread
Pls
Sweet baby jesus
what can we do to fix the black community?
https://youtu.be/TiC9f1t2G9w
>>681971369
Put one of these beneath a trap door at KFC
>>681971369
paint them to white
>>681971369
this channel got some quality neger stuff
>>681971369
kek, that nigger in the drain.
"Hello sir, my shop is open for business."
New pics you shouldn't share / saved thread 2
>>681974867
butterface, nice tits!
Anyone wanna see her?
Given one hour in a hotel room with this woman, what would you do?
>>681972466
suck her dick
spend the first 2 seconds running and jumping out the window
>>681972466
fuck her obviously
>ask her if she likes chess
>she doesn't
>play chess on my phone until i the hour has passed and i'm allowed to leave the room
Have you ever found nudes of someone you know?
Maybe on internet, laptops, cellphone, etc
Post the pics and the story
Pic no related
>>681973350
>hot girl came over to my house
>knew she was sexting some dude
>was using my laptop
>"anon can i borrow your laptop so i can check facebook?"
>"yes, sure"
>install keylogger
>give her laptop
>logs on to facebook
>check the logs later that day
>get her email and password
>log on to her account at like 2am
>go to the chat with the dude she's sexting
>view images in thread
>get nudes
I know this guy. He gets posted alot
>>681973692
>doesnt post said images
>big faggot
>>681973877
Oops forgot pic
Faces of /b/ thread
>>681973167
bet u i take it in the pooper
literally me
>>681974024
please fucking remove this hair
So how many RWBY/rt fags came to /b/ since our board collapsed and be kill forever? Just curious.
I did.
>>681971742
How long have you guys know the RWBY fan base is autistic?
Niggah, they all went to /u/
why would any /RWBY/ fags come to /b/?
>>681971742
we're all in /trash/ and /aco/
/co/ just keeps kicking us because of the hiatus or because they're dicks
no idea which one but it doesn't really matter
For hacking tools and such, Skype message me: hyvonic
You dont give away your skype. that gives away your IP.
>>681969930
I have my IP masked :)
>>681970148
Not if you give away your skype dumb fuck,
fucking newfag
>>681969662
Sounds really fucking legit
I sure am going to get some executable from you for "hacking" and run it
I know /b/tards are retarded nowadays but this is pushing it
ITT: we post project murphy generated memes
https://www.projectmurphy.net/
>>681972963
Alright /b/ Wallpaper thread.
ill dump 20ish
>>681971046 tell her to put some shoes on, what a SLUT!
I've got other covert pix of her as well
>>681971046
dude keep posting
>>681971046
Good God why are her areolas so large and conical and fucking Brown?
What should I post
>knock on the door
>"FBI, open up! We need to check your computer."
What do you do?
Also how fucked are you?
>Open door
>Ask for search warrant
>If one is presented allow them in
>Sit back and relax while they search my computer
>Tip my MAGA hat as they leave
Faggots
>2016
>people on /b/ still think /b/ is full of edgy anarchist hackers with shit on their computer that the FBI would give two flying fucks about
No one cares what you're doing on here. No one gives a shit.
>>681973046
Ask for a warrant. If they actually have one then you're fucked because OP is a faggot
