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ITT cucks post their lovely girls and bulls rate and say how'd they fuck the bitches. Exchanging kicks is welcome.
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Adopted sister. She's so sexy and petite. Wanna see her fucked.
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>>681976224
Got kik?
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I'm looking to turn my girl into a slut, pic-related, and trying to find someone to help me come up with ideas to make things happen. If you're interested in helpin and want some more pics email me at souichieo @ gmail
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>>681975945
Not your girl, op

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Dogo thread
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Help
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>>681972510
Stop smoking weed
Stop watching TV and TV shows
Fap less
Cook more
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>>681972510
And exercise, it does wonders for your dopamin levels
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Imsuch a mess
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>>681972615
I only eat baked,or chicken with a bit of olive oil in a skillet,and brown rice

S/fur, c'mon guys, I need some foxtiddies
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Surely I'm not the only one here...
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ooga booga where all the furposters @
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bamp

not sure
just got here myself
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ITT: /b/ is in prison

What're you in for?
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>>681975243
Assault and battery.
That bitch was making fun of my kids, and had it coming.
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realistically: ordering drugs off the internet

what i'd tell people i'm in for: armed bank robbery, or something of similar badassness
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Too many dank memes
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What aren't I in for...

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Just got Steam, consolefag trying PC gaming because console is fucked and im pretty sick of its bullshit.

Any recommendations on good free/cheap games or any spare steam keys because i am poor as shit right now.

Any recommendations out side of generic shooty mcpointandshoot welcome.
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>>681972422
sure, lets try
altho lurkers usually snap the codes with scripts before you even draw a breath
fallout 4- 6Q02D-HBDRC-TP9AZ
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Will trade primo tit pics for good recommendations.
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>>681972631
yeah got there too late

cheers though, keen to try fallout 4
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>>681972631
stupid question im sure, but where do those steam keys come from? i see people throwing them around like they have got an endless bag of them.

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>sitting alone
>hear a voice say hey
>turn around
>see this
>wat do?
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>>681975927
Talk to her and get to know her better
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Guaranteed she's biting her lip at her boyfriend who happens to be just behind me.
Every fucking time.
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>>681975927

Whip dick out

How would be fuck her? Also one nude per dubbs. Trips gets dump of nudes
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Looks like a dude.
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>>681976725

>How would be fuck her?
upside down, 31.2° rotated, 87%
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>>681976725
Cute as fuck, but weird-looking enough to probably not get hit on often. Show her the slightest bit of attention, and she'll be bouncing on your cock by the weekend.
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>>681976853
This is exactly why I would fuck her

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Dear 4chan,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader
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>op won't deliver
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>>681976342
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Stale pasta
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>>681976342
Also wouldn't the Leader of Anonymous have better grammar?
>"...and banning all of things disgusting things from your website."

I installed and configured the TOR. What next? No trolling, please.
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>>681972385
Download TAILS. It'll help keep you're info safe while browsing. Tor is NOT enough
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>>681973192
Get whonix, there is no openvpn over tcp in tails.
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>>681972385
Wait until your 18th birthday to post here again.
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>>681973316
Does he have to?

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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.


/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl (clothing optional) and their age
>All girls must be under 30 years-old unless I consider them a MILF
>the girl must be, at the very least, a 6/10
>No traps
>girl must be wiling to have sex on a regular basis
>the girl must be consenting and aware of the deal-No tricking girls into the arrangement.
>All applicants must have a place available where the sex will take place i.e hotel, motel,etc...
>Applicants must live in NY, preferably Upper East Side
>This goes without saying but no fat chicks
Plz help me /b/tards
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SadPathticWinker
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"I'm so sick of being a virgin, that I'm begging /b/ for sex, but I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
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>>681975332
>I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
Would you?
>>681975024
>>681974804
Don't pretend to be better than me faggots
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>>681974320
OP doesn't know how to bargain, because that's a shit deal on anon's part.

Plus you really think you can be that picky? This is why you are and will be a virgin.

How about you stop buying video games for a month, and save up for a hooker? Or unless you're a whale, mass-like every girl on Tinder?
Oh, because that requires effort...i see..

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I have a FLIR ONE thermal camera, What do I point it at?
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>>681971613
Your neighbours when they have sex.
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penis
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benis
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>>681971613
Penis.

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Has /b/ ever fucked a famous actress? Part 2
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I love "tell us the biggest lie you can!" threads!
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>>681969749
everyone on here is a virgin
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>famous actress
No, but i did fuck Bjork in the early 90s
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>>681970251
Did she swallow?

R34: Abused by pokemon edition. Let's see what you've got.
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Anyone lurking?

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New YL/YL thread since the other one is complete shit
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>>681970516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
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>>681970516
>after about 5 years on 4chan
>still not sure if penis inspection day is a real thing
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>>681971484
>>681971492
kek

my school had it a little too often if you ask me
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>>681971492
A lot of schools have mandatory physicals which include everything, but people only mention the dick because 4chan is full of faggots. Are you not from the US?

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Worst People In The World Hate Thread
>OP
>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos
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>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos

Society's degenerates right here. Angsty teens/adults whos brains never fully developed
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Asians
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>>681974151
OP you forgot a few
>Gays
>Transgenders
>Libertards
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>>681974636
White Power Nazis

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Sup /b/ros.

Is it safe to mix codeine and hydrocodone together?

I've got ~20 5mg hydro tabs without acetaminophen and some tylenol 3's

What would be a good dose and how should I take them?
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I've taken 4 hydrocodone so far and i'm feeling pretty good. Coffee seems to make it a lot better.
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>>681971523

Do it, and report back with pictures every hour.
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>>681971523
Take at least 4 at a time.... Otherwise you won't feel nothing.

Long time Junky here.

Just Bout to rail half an 80 of oxy.

But again if you don't USE which clearly you don't which is why you're asking...

Start with 4 take it from there
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>>681972156

Should I snort it? The 5mg pills are pretty small because they dont have any tylenol in them

Cringe thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc

best of the worst
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>>681970233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
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Bump for interest
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rekt pucci thread
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Pls
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Sweet baby jesus
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what can we do to fix the black community?

https://youtu.be/TiC9f1t2G9w
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>>681971369

Put one of these beneath a trap door at KFC
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>>681971369
paint them to white
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>>681971369
this channel got some quality neger stuff
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>>681971369
kek, that nigger in the drain.

"Hello sir, my shop is open for business."

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