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>>767442745
Boring newfag.
>>767442745
Sad life newfag.
>>767442745
oh god, again? what the fuck newfag? can't you even take two seconds to think of some original material? Fuck you're boring.
You save you lose part II
>>767444589
im i going to die /b/? what is growing on my face..
>>767445864
for the love of god use a knife and scrape that shit off, dab a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and push it against it and bandaid it jesus fuck
>>767445864
Looks like some kind of skin fungus
>>767445864
Looks like herpes, sexual health clinics are free to use, go get it checked if you don’t have health care.
>>767445864
looks like shingles now show me ur fuckin tittys
definitely aids. source: i have aids
I want to die y shouldnt I
escape from under the sin k
Since when does prison have Internet??
>>767435124
Look at a wall for 10 minutes. Now, imagine doing that for 6 times longer. An hour of nothing, that's fucking lame. Now imagine doing that 24 more times, one day. Now imagine doing that 365 more times, a goddamn year of nothing, how fucking boring that must be. That's what death will be like, but it won't be a small amount of time, like a year, it will be for eternity. Enjoy life while you still have it, faggot.
>>767436559
go on....
Add me on kik username: nxdeszv2 I'm a guy 18. I'll show you my cock. Just message me if you wanna see it. Or just message me if you wanna chat. I'm bored
Add me on snapchat. My username is nxdesz
>>767438027
>>767438096
My code
>>767438227
You made that kik fast asf
What browser does /b/ use?
For performance, compatibility, easy to use? etc
>>767440983
I recently switched to mainly using Firefox because chrome takes something like 8 gb of ram to have 10 tabs of anime open
>>767440983
Firefox.
Efficient and the icon looks coolest. Getlit faggot
>>767441069
How much does Firefox use? I have 12gb of ram but it's still pretty annoying. Also is there a way to transfer chrome bookmarks? I have ton of porn saved from /gif/
>>767440983
currently firefox, though I'm giving serious consideration to switching to brave
...Safari...
anybody else want to sniff Ciara's legs and feet?
>>767441278
im a foot fag and this has effectively murdered my erection
>>767441364
>>767441278
no those look terrible
i would so fuck those retarded alien feet and I'm not even a foot fag.
>>767441278
Enjoy
Who wants to jizz on my wife's tits gents?
>>767436153
kinda small
>>767436214
36C (almost D) not really small
i dont get sharing your gf/wife/ex's nudes. at all.
i wouldn't want anyone to see my gf or even exgf naked. like, nobody.
isn't this kind of a form of cuckholding? you are letting other men masturbate to your wife.
>>767436289
It's hot knowing the woman I'm with is desirable to others. Plus, not sold on the whole vanilla monogamous thing. To each their own.
>>767436214
>>767436289
Now drop your loads on her friends
ITT we try to post hotter and hotter girls. I know it's subjective but just try.
>>767437574
But who's this?
Pretty hard to top OP, but this is a good contender
>>767437703
ravioli ravioli give me the dickioli
Jews?
>>767441836
juice?
>>767441932
What kind of juice?
>>767441990
cranberry
>>767442041
Disgusting.
Should I get a prostitute to lose my virginity? I'm 18 and live in Houston Texas.
>>767442965
A HOMELESS GIRL WILL DO IT CHEAPER AND WITH MORE LOVE IN HER EYES
>>767442965
I wouldn't. Once you do it, you believe it's possible to do it, and then it's easier to do it. I don't know if you'll get that after buying it.
Call Wong's the chinese food place. Ask for Mama-Chan, tell her: " SGT Nasty G.I. sent ya!". HAVE FUN!
>>767443127
Good point
>>767442965
If you're having second thoughts then don't
dubs decide if I drink tonight and what I drink if I do.
>inb4 drink piss
>>767442142
bleach
>>767442181
reroll
>>767442194
reroll
>>767442194
I completely forgot to rule that one out.
>>767442213
reroll
We can't compete. Not with these.
Seriously, why even bother? Most of you probably don't even have a girlfriend.
And if you do, she's probably not even getting properly satisfied.
83% of white women have or currently do fantasize about black man cock. The proper and only acceptable penis of man.
>>767441129
I swear to god if I come back to b after my movie ends, and this thread has 200 replies, I’m shooting up this board
>>767441217
kek you would probably do us a favor, anon.
you hear that boys?
let the pruge begin! 200 replies to BBC lets do it
Maybe they fantasize, but they'd never wife up with one, besides, even if they big, half the time, they just down right gross.
>>767442547
The fuck is that
EL ULTIMO MEXIHILO DE LA NOCHE.
Ño
>>767443406
El wagecuk tiene que dormirse para ir a trabajar,
s/fur
>>767441028
Hey, Diesel. How's it going?
>>767441181
Too hot to sleep even though I'm exhausted. How are you?
What is your experience with Latinas?
>>767444052
Fucked 3 of them and a half white half Latina
All good fucks
>>767444246
did they have nice buttholes?
>>767444301
Yes
I liked the half white girls butthole the best he was a little pale but her pussy and butthole were dark
First girl who's asshole I licked
>>767444376
She*
Welp, I'm probably at the end of the road now. I'm just here to ask a couple of questions, if ya'll could be kind enough to help me out here.
So, I will probably just buy a shotgun if nothing else works out, but I'd rather not leave too much of a mess behind. I don't want to traumatize whoever finds me TOO badly. I figured hanging myself would work out well enough, but I am concerned about failing. What could I tie the rope to that I can be sure won't give? Ceiling fans and such can't hold much weight.
Thanks.
realisticly a thick tree branch :(
hope u change ur mind tho anon
>>767442138
dun do it
>>767442138
How old are you?
>>767442228
Fuck. I was hoping there'd be something in my house that would suit it well enough. Well, thank you.
I just don't see any other option. Thank you for the kind thoughts, though.
>>767442138
You don't know what you have. Don't throw it away.
more pics you shouldn't share
>>767441677
thicc as fuck
gf
>>767441756
face?
>>767441756
How do I overcome social anxiety, it's ruining my life. Please help.
>>767439654
Smoke weed and don't give a fuck what people think of you and make yourself think you are the only normal one and everyone else is the weirdo.
talk to a doctor and therapist instead of /b/
Alcohol and valium
>>767439654
Stop caring. Like this.
>travel to a major city
>find the tallest building
>peak hour
>wait for crowd
>be last in elevator
>turn around
>face the crowd
>smile like a fucking idiot
