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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who wants to be a part of the new EcoFascist party?
SEEDBOMB NIGGERS.
We have most of the foundation worked out, including our military strategy
I'm already part of a group but I support your efforts.
You may want to develop a new flag though.
Actually working on that as we speak, just trying to get the word out haha
>>767705720
Have another bump then, friend
ITT: sexual stories thread
>>767706370
In this thread sexual stories thread.
I once banged a minor.
>>767706370
>drinking with small group of friends
>normally live in the next town over, but hanging out at friend's place
>everyone but me and my ex's roommate are passed out drunk
>"Hey anon, let's go crash at my place."
>"Alright, sounds good." - she's lesbian, don't think much of it
>we get...
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>>767706370
I touched penises with my friend when we were like 5 or 6. After sword fighting a couple times, he started sucking me. Then he moved away.
I once touched my genitalia in a pleasurable manner, I felt guilty afterward.
Cute pictures thread? Cute pictures thread! :>
loli
ITT we summon the party van
>>767703534
Fuck off, keep that out of /b/
Just saw Infinity War
Awesome movie.
I could nit-pick about everything wrong with the movie.....
>All main characters seem to be more like background characters, than front n' center heroes. (Worrying more about sharing screen time than coming up with solid protangonists).
>Should've called this movie "Thanos Quest" instead of Infinity War, since it's more about him than the Avengers.
>Too much hype about the Soul Stone, lead to disappointment where
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>>767699319
Nigga had absolute power and the only option he saw was to massacre everything. Could have made resources plentiful, but his murder boner was primed and would not be sated.
And the movie had to follow Thanos around simply because he needed the character development to establish him as a threat. Otherwise he's just angry Barney with like <10 minutes of screen time across a decade of movies.
>>767699912
>Nigga had absolute power and the only option he saw was to massacre everything. Could have made resources plentiful,
He might as well massacre everything, if you leave it to him to do everything for everyone in the universe.
What's the point of living if the "drive" to survive and live is inconsequential to life itself.
There's only a finite number of resources compared to the population of the universe (as he said), and if he makes the universe...
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We already know about the heroes this movies about thanos and since thanos has the gauntlet he can make more resources very unnecessary but understandable
>>767699319
All heroes were already character-developed in their respective movies. They didn't need any growth, so they could afford to have little screen time.
And Thanos is the fucking protagonist of the movie. Notice how at the end it didn't read "The Avengers will return" but "THANOS will return".
you fucks should read the comic instead of wathing some peice of shit movie. fuck tards a /b/ never seem to disappoint to show how stupid yall are
Let's write a story, /b/. One sentence each.
One day, Tim was going home from work.
When suddenly he met his brother James.
A nigger
>>767702454
He then killed James, and went on with his life
This was because Tim was a hitman and his client hired him to kill James.
Who was also a nigger
You're in charge of creating a sex-themed prison system for arrested college girls to replace the normal prison.
What kinds of features will it have, and will innocent girls ever accidentally end up in there?
I think I would specialize all cells so the girl remains restrained to her bed during her time in her cell, as well as vibrators and dildos in her when in bed. Also specialize work uniforms to be mobile, but still restricted, and keep the vibes and dildos. Special punishment should resemble a Device Bondage or Hogtied video but without safewords. My fantasy isn't that fucked up right?
And I wouldn't mind an occasional falsely convicted girl.
I hope hila ends up there
>>767696769
can guys use her?
>>767695833
You should update your template for this thread since you constantly spam this shitty thread over and over again.
Choose a slave you'd facerape and anal rape /b/.
no rolling, only choose one slut
>>767704278
5, she has that cute and innocent vibe going on. Nice cleavage and 9/10 face
got more of 24?
>>767704580
shes anything but innocent lol, shes a super slut. heres 5
>>767704701
yes sir
>>767704278
need more requests /b/.
bumping with 4
No fb insta ?
>>767704539
>>767704573
elissa
Thoughts?
>>767704151
Noooo
>>767704151
Who?
Thought
Ye
>>767704151
Id risk divorce to fuck that for a night.
Shaved my ass /b/ AMA
>>767702200
Checked
are you black/brown or is it the lighting?
>>767702556
Lighting, ive got an almost full body tan though
>>767702835
how did you do it? I just got a razor today for the first time and want to shave my butt peach fuzz, I tried once in the shower before but it didn’t do anything but remove 1 or 2 hairs it felt like
>>767702835
spread your cheeks
I can't tell if ur a guy or girl
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
>>767703730
>>767703730
>>767703730
Nah, I'm good.
Thanks for the offer though.
you forgot the "please be seated" part of that good sir
show me the fluffy girls with huge tits!
/s/fur thread GO
>>767701535
>>767701535
we should do a non-lewd thread
Post girls you want a blowjob from, starting with Alyssia
Serena lives too far
>>767703669
>>767703755
Same goes for Alyssia, I'd do anything to get her sucking my cock
>>767703755
>>767703939
I like odd looking girls
Feets
collection anon home yet?
The religion of science tells you that life on earth began with abiogenisis which means that you came from rocks. You believe you came from rocks. You believe in a religiion that says you came from rocks!
If you don't think you came from rocks explain how life on earth began.
>>767701126
Well i mean he is right tho. We had the big bang, then eventually the earth was a magma planet and it cooled to be a large rock. Then with water and time life began. So I guess we did come from rocks?
>>767701079
All hail the great rock.
>>767701198
What! We came from rocks!?!?
>>767701253
Dude come on. It is a much better explanation that an all powerful God coming and creating life. Atleast we know for a fact we came from rocks.
would you let her suck you off?
>>767699668
Probably, depends
Yeah, I would fuck those heart shaped cock sucking lips
I guess so. Why do you ask?
Uh fuck yeah are you retarded?
Hell yeah, I would come all over her eyeballs
The Wheel of Geeeeey continues to turn.
>>767699835
Hey Luc.
>>767700032
Hello
I broke an action replay DSi. Or it was broken already. In my plight to get it working I installed very experimental firmware on my old DSi. Little did I know they also released a code cheat program that makes use of that custom firm ware.
That's how I wasted my day.
>>767700283
I wasted my day in bed.
>>767700667
Why in bed?
God-tier rap artists.
Nas is like!
>>767701774
>>767701829
beat me to it.
These three. Highlight is Eminem at 2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4luzMp8soh8
McDonalds can fuck off and die boycott
People arguing for "living wages" are retarded. There will always be some percentage of the population at the economic bottom. Instead of complaining those people should invest in themselves to increase their earning potential. God forbid somebody takes responsibility for their own life.
