Celeb Thread - /Bags two bee bread/ edition.
best waifu
OK fuckers i just found 12 bottles of what appears to be bootleg wine in a trash bin. I want to know if im gonna get dead if i get too drunk off it. it seems fine, clear and not vinegary i think its made from apple or white grapes. It seems to have an alcohol content so thats good.
I was only able to carry 10 bottles but there are 2 more so i might go back for them in a bit.
also how much can i sell this in a high-school?
>inb4 B&
im 18
>>767400825
Why do you suppose the previous owners put it in the trash bin?
>>767401395
no idea
>>767400825
Take a sip or just make molotovs, kek.
fb/ig cont
pick a slut
i can post them all
>>767402098
Furthest left of course
Trips decides on if this massive faggot gets a second term.
>>767402926
It's already proven that he will
I'm scared for republicans once a democrat gets in 2024
He won't
>>767403113
So close,but yeah
Childhood sexual experiences thread. I'd like to know if someone of you did sexual stuff with an adult when you were a kid BUT you weren't forced to do it; and I'd like to know if this had some kind of bad consequences on your life.
bump
i have a had teacher give me a hand job. i was in 8th grade and it was during detention
I fucked my moms boyfriends daughter
We were 14/15
It was late
2nd showing of King of the Hill was playing on Adult Swim
I felt really bad for some reason even though we seemed to enjoy the sex. We never did it again but things weren't awkward, went back to the way things were without anything bad happening
Parents never knew lmao
>>767394980
greentext
doubles doubles, get your doubles here. let's roll!
>>767396909
Fuck you faggot
doubles are for pussies
alphas get trips
Wet with anticipation.
>>767397150
Aye aye! Captain Trips reporting for duty!
Bird issues.
This fucker started storing it's food just outside my window.
What do?
Keep hiding it and putting it back
Steal his food
Femanon here. Women prefer clean cut cocks, not smelly anteater dicks.
I bet you can touch your belly button with those.
Wtf is wrong with your tits?
Let's see your pussy before you start telling me what my cock should look like.
I'm circumcised myself, kind of just want to see your pussy.
>>767399345
yeah
2018 and I just bought a flesh light
>holy fuck
>flesh light thread
Why don't you own this masterpiece ?
>>767395446
I got the quick shot compact easy to clean easy to hide
>>767395446
Fleshlight thread bump
If your still using your hands I can only be disappointed , a flesh light is the only way to bust a nut
Its %100 worth the pleasure investment
>>767395446
today is my birthday /b/
my wife of five years filed for divorce
hold me
>>767394153
(You) deserve a happy birthday OP.
No problem anon
>>767394153
Happy birthday anon. There are more people that care about you than you think
>>767394153
You can make it through this
Hey /b/. I’m 20/F with a 35/M boyfriend. AMA.
>>767396476
tits or gtfo
>>767396525
you’re so edgy
>>767396562
this is /b/ did you want a fucking cookie or something?
Tits or GTFO
Paladins has better waifus than overwatch
>>767399099
You don't even know what that word fucking means. Stop using it.
I need a senior quote. Dubs get it.
>>767398406
"Hitler did something wrong."
Op is a faggot kys check em
instead of father son bonding time, i have father son beating time
>>767398406
Some of you guys are alright. Don't read these quotes tomorrow.
So /b/ I would like to ask you a question. Do you think that you are HONESTLY capable of planning a cold blooded murder, like methodically plan it out.
>>767398260
Nice try fbi
>>767398260
I can plan it. Carrying it out is different.
>>767398260
tried it before but couldn't bring myself to kill Kevin. Not sure about now a days but for sure I could not do it back then.
>>767398372
GodDammit, fouled again by Anon. I wonder if FBI don't need to do CAPTHCA
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU WILL WAKE UP AS AN INDIAN MAN TOMORROW
>>767396285
Fuck
Reply
no dad pls
>>767396285
Nooooooope
post girls that have taken your creampie, and stories
>>767397435
breaking jael's hymen was a fun time
>>767397435
>>767397639
mmm more
shemale thread, no crossdressers.
>>767396029
Rule 34 thread now
Ways to earn money from shithole countries.
Hi /b/ros, can you suggest any way to earn money from a shithole country where I get 1$ per hour 9 hours a day and 7 hours at saturdays. I work 52 hours a week for 1$, and that's 208$ per month... And I work as a product manager and global purchasing manager in an online store who sells pc stuff. My university payment is 100$ per month and rent and other expenses (minnimum) 350$. Thats fucking 450$ while i earn 200$ per month. That's why i'm doing side projects, I am a developer, still learning but can do stuff quite well. Already built 2 platforms which will be live in next 2 weeks. One was for online case management for a team of lawyers and the other was a platform, which will combine all the best odds in casinos and put out the best ones. The payment for both was 2k$ split in two. Now you have an idea what a fucking shithole country I live in. No one wants to pay money, and everyone wants the job to be done asap and with the highest quality. Yea I struggle, so does many of you, but if you can give me tips how to leave this arsehole place and find a job in Europe (The closest normal place) or how to work online, please do. I did upwork, had 2 jobs, but I can't get anymore for months. I tried directly contacting some companies, but no one gives a shit about an email from a random guy. If there is any way please tell me, I will tear my ass in two and do everything needed to not to let that opportunity slip between my buttcheecks. I know a lot about product management, global purchasing management, branch management in financial institutes, project management, development in c# (entity, mvc and other useful stuff), digital marketing, even fucking insurance and online casino management. Data management, working with huge ass data, data reserch. I'm 25, will finish my uni in a semester. Don't really give a fuck about a degree because I can teach my teachers there. And I think that's it. Please take me out from this place
Nobody cares
>>767398344
>1$ per hour
are you in Africa or something?
Nah, i'm betweem Europe and Asian, beautiful place called Georgia, but income sucks here.
Between*, Asia*
This girl is 21, shes from Venezuela and she says she's starving. Idk, shes kinda thin but I don't think she's starving. She's begging for money from me. She's willing to do a lot of stuff for money. She wants bitcoins, as that's whats easy to use in Venezuela. IF I give her bitcoins what kind of video should I request.
Advice: video first and then pay or scam. Don’t give anything I first it will be guaranteed 100% scam
>>767394881
Ask "her" how she can afford the internet to download the entire bitcoin blockchain if she can't afford to eat. Then kill yourself for being so gullible.
1 Fortnite win
>>767395061
Could she not be using a online, or mobile wallet?
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