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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who the fuck are these girls.
Also WWYD thread
>>713357502
I would have sex in the missionary position
with the girl in the center for reproductive purposes
>>713357502
they are usually,posted here, seems theare noone in particular
>>713358122
ok, post more
About snyear ago I slept with a drunk girl called Kim in Hamburg. I took some pics and didn't think about it until I found out that she is married to a semi-famous german games journalist.
I've decided to share the pics on /b/ if the one who gets TRIPS wants me to.
Trips decide if I should share them or not.
Pic related. It's the girl with her husband.
She is a bit older now and on the pics.
Good luck
roll
rolling
ROLL FOR SHARE
rolly rolly
Rolling
Come up with a super power.
SOMEONE else comes up with a cost for using
said super power, NOT YOU!
Don't make a power that trumps any cost.
Try not to make the power useless with your cost.
If you post a cost please post a power to keep things going.
I'll start..
I can chew and digest anything without hurting myself even things like lava.
>>713361334
But it'll hurt twice as much when you shit it out
I can instantly teleport to any location at any time I choose
>>713361334
eating something normally inedible causes bad indigestion
I can read minds
>>713361334
The cost shall be that you have to go to the shutter every hour everyday or the effect wears off
I choose the power to be able to lift any object that is not tied down for exactly 1 hour in length
>>713361562
When you do, they can also read yours
>mom found the poop spoon
>>713361252
You're mentally ill. Please, seek help.
>>713361252
Pics of the poop spoon
>>713361347
nice feet
Albums that are god tier or above
Not really an album but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2I39U2oDk
>>713361211
My nigga
Take a Pepe, leave a Pepe
Post friends you fap to.
what would you do to her, anons?
>>713358658
Old stuff with context
>testing a bulletproof vest, 1923
Nice thread, keep it going. Bump.
I don't have lots OP but I'll bump with some old things even if i dont know the context...
Tarantino on set of pump fiction with the super adorable pot belly girl.
bumping
MGM Lion you see in the intro of movies.
My ideal bf is...
1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
Good luck
>>713349856
>french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
>half of French sounds like a speech impediment and the other half sounds like you're trying to hock a boogie
Fucking faggots, I swear to god
>>713349856
How many boyfriends are you planning to have at once?
>>713350118
1 of course
>>713349856
Hahahha good luck, as with many here enjoy dying single. Just like a 400lb neckbeard who wants a 110lb qt 3.14. Set you standards reasonably and you wont die alone.
post your favorite cat reaction face
Monitoring this thread
>>713361136
I have an entire folder for this cat, his name is 19, and he was a meme for about an hour and a half.
New YLYL thread
Take an empathy test and post results
https://psychology-tools.com/empath y-quotient/
Damn, I got a 20.
I love to be antisocial, why this must to be a problem?
well!
Show me your GF /b/.
I need something to fap to. If she's hot enough, I'll tell you what I'd do to her
Mine
ally
Pics you shouldnt share
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
6 months since i last had sex.
starting to feel sexually frustrated and porn and fapping doesn't do it for me anymore.
how long has it been for u anons?
>>713357591
21 years so far
>>713357591
Six years going on seven, only had one gf.
>>713357591
About a year now
I fucked my GF.....2 days ago?
you guys should try low self-esteem, chubby and slightly ugly. excellent combination if you can't into women.
>>713357591
The trick is to never have sex. That way you won't miss what you haven't had.
![190614_08.50[03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V0dPUAL.jpg "190614_08.50[03].jpg")
My wife and your requests.
Sharpie in pooper
Also timestamp faggot
>>713355397
I love to take her that pics.
>>713355397
something with her asshole and a timestamp.
>>713355468
this
![7664372158_9c6b5d8f23_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f7AoTdY.jpg "7664372158_9c6b5d8f23_b[1].jpg")
#Deutsche
Was hast du für das wochenende gemacht
Hast du es mit der familie verbracht
Was war der lustigste Witz gesagt?
Hast du gelacht
Warum hast du gelacht?
Erklären Sie im Detail, warum Sie lachten
bump
>>713356426
rest in pepperoni
Wie absolut behindert kann man einen Faden eigentlich beginnen ? Spring vor nen Bus du dummes wiederliches Stück Scheisse!!!!
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Post sluts, embarrassing/exposed pictures of sluts that would make them cry if they knew were on the internet and other anons judge them
I'm down with this
do you think she's cute? would you let her suck you off?
Not cute but of course she could suck my dick
>>713350896
what isn't cute about her?
Drawthread
>>713354441
are those 3 tits?
>>713354635
naw fam, its a pokemon
taking requests
Taking requests
>>713354441
>>713354641
>You don't want me to zip up you pants with my mouth?
It's down for a reason
Fuck it, taking lines
