How many melons, /b/?
>>704848399
six
>>704848399
5 or 6
5 if you're talking about whole melons 8 if you're talking about seperate melons 0 if you're a fucking nigger
If you're talking pure math, 4.
To actually take this photograph, 6.
give me you weirdest shit /b/
I catfish guys online using pictures of girls I know personally.
I had sex with a arab and coloured girl one hour apart, I stole both there panty. I now add them to collection ha ha ha
I want to dress up as a girl and get fucked in the ass. I have contacted many older guys but are just afraid to take the plunge.
>>704847805
Okay, I'll tell you my darkest secret.
I imagine being at my family's home alone. I'm sitting watching porn, and my three sisters come back unannounced while I'm masturbating. They make no noise as they enter. They all go change into their favorite outfits, then go in the bathroom. After they're ready, they yell for me to come back there. Shocked to hear them, I run back to see what they want.
Come in anon and sit down, we have a surprise for you they say. So I go inside and sit down. They lock the door and then slowly circle around me. They're doing their hair and make up and gossiping. Then out of nowhere they tell me what they plan to do. I'm very excited at this point. They each take turns ripping loud, sweaty, aromatic farts in my face for me to inhale and taste. It feels like heaven, them farting on my face makes me diamonds, so I pull out my hard dick so it isn't restrained. They continue to fart in my face until my cock forcibly cums. They all laugh at me and say how much of a good brother I am.
Whats your conceal carry /b?
G36
makarov tbh
can you even give me one reason why you would NOT vote for Donald Trump to be president of the United States of America?
Better question: why you WOULD you vote for Donald Trump to be president of the United States of America?
>>704847068
To protect my Gun rights
if Ivanka were running too
>>704847068
personally, I believe that Trump is the candidate that Jews favor less. That alone is enough for me to consider him
Nasty ass garbage spider
Also spiders thread
>>704846432
Wtf is that?
Here's a picture of my B. vagans after molting
>>704846965
Looks so pretty. No experience handling spiders, tarantulas, or any beasts of the like. Are the bristles stiff or silky? I've always been curious. Pretty sure I'd flip shit if I was even in the same room though, honestly.
>>704847431
They're rather easy to keep and maintain. They can go months without eating. As long as they've got water they can live for over a year without eating. The hairs are really soft, so soft that they're irrataiting. This species are known for flicking their hair from their abdomen as a defence mecognism.
I never usually beg but im in real need of just 10$ for some food please if ur generous enouhh heres my paypal any amount would be fine just done on my luck and havent ate in 2 days
[email protected]
Ill post some oc
>>704847866
Prove it lets see your fridge
Please
Everything in here is way over the expiration date so cant eat any of it
Bump with moar oc
shall i dump her nudes for us to wank over?
>>704849214
For sure anon. Don't let me stop you
>>704849214
I'm wanking at her smile.
>>704849367
what would u like to see?
Mable and Star Porn!
What's his name?
>>704843428
lemmy fravits
>>704843428
Lemmy
KYS
>>704843428
Forrest Gump
>>704843428
Prince
>>704837301
/r/ is >>>/r/thatway
story?
what happens next?
>>704837301
This clip is from that japaness company that does violent porn with yakuzzas. Some of the girls demanded what happend and some of them went to jail
damn i got a boner from this
>>704838620
Me too...
s/fur
>>704849720
i just find it funny that you think im stupid yet im smarter than you
Roll. 4 and 5 are twins, 6 and 7 are bi and fuck eachother loads
Roll
>>704843008
Yes! Twins.
>>704842632
rolling
>>704842632
Erm, Storytime Anon?
CUCK MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
cont.
>anons post girls they know
>comment on ones you think are sexy
Hey ashleigh anon, keep going
I'm feeling a bit down..
Can we have a feels thread? I'll start and if anyone wants to join in they can :/
>be 19
>blonde
>small hands and feet
>virgin
>never been with or kissed anyone
>suffer from social anxiety
>dad left when I was 8
>live with drunk mom
>get welfare
>was working as waitress but got fired
>live in the ghetto
>can't even go out without getting harassed
>feel so helpless
>can't look anyone in the eyes
>really shy in public
>Just want friends
>I feel alienated
>use video games as an escape
>reality is so shit
>suffer from severe depression
>I hate feeling so alone
>hug my pillow at night
>day dream a lot
>Just wish I would die in my sleep
ugh im such a failure...all I want is a single friend in this fucked up world.. :/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/smilinsmileysmiles/
reason I use steam is because whenever i give out skype people pretend to be nice to me and then flash me and ask for dirty things :x
http://steamcommunity.com/id/smilinsmileysmiles/
neck yourself you fucking cunt
>>704847446
>virgin
Yo this is fucked up, theres no way it's the same person posting over and over again. At the very least it means OP is a dickhead that hasn't liked any of us enough to be friends. Why would this thread be different
>>704847446
why are you so depressed?
Big tits thread. Bonus points for U.K.
Charlotte from Doncaster.
>>704845754
Bump
>>704846451
Have another of her anon
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Can left handed fags triforce?
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pics of girls you want more of part 2
Anyone have more of her?
more of this girl please
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>704833695
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Miho claimed
Would you say I'm a kinda hot, pretty attractive boy?
Why do you keep doing this? How low do you even want to go?
no
>>704843447
Until I finally meet sombody, not even necessarily online, but just till I am assured I don't have reason to worry
>>704843504
Fuck. Why?
Hey /b/ whats up? Any anons think im cute and want to see moar?
>selfie stick
Ew hell no
>>704844883
cant tell if trap or
Haaaagh
What the fuck is that
Dear god. No. Why would anyone want that?
