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Alright you fucking /b/tards line up for the greatest fucking fight ever. Welcome to Dinosaur fight club.
In the Red corner we have the cunt of a Dinosaur called the Allosaurus
In the Blue Corner the infamous fuckwit Tyrannosaurus
Both have 500 hp
Dubs will deal 50hp
Trips will heal your dinosaur
Quads will insta kill enemy dinosaur
>>678136104
Roll, fuck the allo the nigger of the dino kingdom
rolling for allobro
>>678136104
Roll for tyrone rex
>>678136104
QUADS FOR ALLOSAURUS FUCK THE T-REX
>>678136104
Rollin in the deep
best of 4chan thread
If you had the choice right now, to roll a 1-100 dice, and 1-33 lands as instant painless death, as in you wouldn't even realise you rolled 1-33 before you would painlessly die. 34-100 rolls = you and your family would never be ill in any form, including shit like cancer etc, + £1,000,000 (britfag) to each family member + 20 years of life period of their choosing (child hood, teenage years, elderly etc). The 20 years are how they want it to be in real terms (no inhumane things happen in their 20 years).
Would you take the risk and why? Would you ask your family or just do it?
>>678132196
>Trying to scare people with death
>On 4chan of all places
Where do you think you are, fam?
Rolling for the sweet release.
>>678132196
What's the downside on these rolls faggot?
>inb4 I'm scared of death
>>678133423
>>678132928
ded
my turn
end it
Roll it hoping for 1 to 33
Привет, ask a russian anything.
Russian artist.
Russian litterature.
You will be visited by smiley late at night if you do not reply to this thread.
Ignore this thread at your own peril!
Fuck smiley that retarded cunt. I will fuck its eye-hole while I shit in its mouth.
>>678127771
k mate
>>678127924
Did you see the movie?
Any good, am considering watching it but I know it very low budget and B gradish flick.
>>678127771
Nah, This bitch will fuck him up easy
lel
girls you would facefuck
>>678136372
Right looks like a proper whore
Any stories about her?
so fucking hard
>>678136532
got any more revealin pics of that slut?
Feminist Frequency is streaming now pt. 2
twitch tv/femfreq
SPAM WITH
BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>678137065
but they dont
REMINDER
It is paramount that you report the channel for non-gaming related content.
>>678136911
Why thier offline now? What did I miss?
SPAM WITH my name is allahu ahkbar and there is a bomb in my car
Chubby pup here, sup /b/? ^^
Anybody? @.@
Hunger Games Bread, first 48 are in!
>>678138854
This bitch is streaming TROMA FLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!
Get in HERE NIGGERS NOW!!!!!!!!-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!
instasync.com/r/1legged_lovely
Feminazi
Newfag
>>678138854
Also, dubs names the season
K'krukh
If you had the chance to flip a coin right now and either be immortal if heads or die instantly if tails would you do it?
The immortality wouldn't make you invincible but you'd never age or get sick. The death would be instant and painless and would happen before you could even register that the coin was tails so there would be no panic or dread before dying?
If you would be willing to take the risk, the last number in your post is the result of the flip. Heads is evens and tails is odds. For this situation 0 is considered even.
Fuck being immortal, but rolo
I'd flip the coin
I'd flip.
>>678130532
flipping
>>678131059
Damn
dubs to see nudes;
trips for webm
>>678134614
Trips pls
Tripa for annons, cause still can't fap after no fap roll thread.
Go
>>678134614
Give
>>678134614
Gimme
Pics you promised not to share/pics you saved continued again!
>>678134931
who is this chick and why does she keep popping up?
It's COCKING time. Cock tributes with anyone of your choosing.
Priority will be given if you tell me their relationship to you :)
>>678135198
>Bestfriend
Would love to give my dad a hilarious fathers day card. Do your worst.
>>678135198
Weiter gehts. 420 und Deutschlandfaden.
Fragen:
Ist Kiffen degeneriert?
Regnet es bei euch gerade?
Soll die Schulpflicht abgeschafft werden?
>>678132426
b-o-y-f-o-t-z-e-n müssen draußen bleiben !
>>678132426
>Ist Kiffen degeneriert?
Ja
>Regnet es bei euch gerade?
Hat eben geregnet
>Soll die Schulpflicht abgeschafft werden?
Keinesfalls. Rückbesinnung auf das preußische, humboldtsche Bildungsideal.
>>678132426
>Ist Kiffen degeneriert?
Ich will es unbedingt mal probieren, habe aber keine Lust auf das mit Eisenspäne gepanschte Zeug vom Refugee.
>Regnet es bei euch gerade?
Nein schönstes Wetter
>Soll die Schulpflicht abgeschafft werden?
Nein im Gegenteil die Schule soll so hart gemacht werden das nur die klügsten durchkommen. Der Rest drückt die Schulbank so lange bis sie sich wirklich bemühen es zu schaffen.
>>678132426
>Ist Kiffen degeneriert?
Gaz klar ja, jeder der irgend ein Mittel benutzt um einen "besseren/höheren" Zustand zu erreichen sollte direkt Heldieren.
>Regnet es bei euch gerade?
Gelegentlich
>Soll die Schulpflicht abgeschafft werden?
Nein, Schule dient doch nur dazu um den Affen eine Aufgabe zu geben, die echten Menschen wissen das auch.
>>678132618
Sei mal nicht so eckig, manche Mädels können nichts dafür dass sie einen Penis haben...
SJW/Feminist hate thread
>>678125029
There's a fuckup.
>comfortable
>blue collar
The cushy office jobs are white collar, not blue.
fb fap cont.
>>678135113
Hnnng
That face
Those tits
>>678135113
nothing more stupid than phone manufacturers adding in airbrushing by default when taking a photo
I just want to be owned. Is that a bad thing?
>>678119072
Not at all. Everybody wants to be of a purpose.
>>678119647
Well I am entirely lacking any sense of agency in life at the moment.
I just want to make sometime happy and keep a nice home for them.
Yeah got the same feeling, don't know any direction to go
>>678119072
Op u still here ? Wanna talk to u :3
>>678120537
I'm still here :3
No YLYL? Let's change that.
Bumpity bump.
How de do /b/
How the fuck do I send gifs
ITT: you're personal 10/10 chick
>inb4 she is ugly
YOU'RE PERSONAL RETARDS
>>678121717
Chill out mate, he's hot.
>>678121717
>>678121717
loli bread
free bumps
