CNN!!!
10 MINUTES!!!!!
>>768120329
Godspeed
>>768120329
include me in the screencap
ME TOO
кo пpaйш влaдo
include me also in the screencap.
No, seriously why didn't they just destroy infinity stone located on earth. ?
>why didn’t he just rewrite reality to have infinite resources?
Because movie
>>768119989
>because bad movie
>>768119836
Nigga they tried to. Scarlet Witch destroyed the mind stone and Thanos used the time stone to reverse that.
>>768119836
>caring about a comic book movie
Kill yourselves. Everytime I hear my low IQ colleagues at work talk about this pos movie I have to leave and grab a coffee before I fuck one of the cunts through a window.
Half the Avengers die in the final scene and retarded cunts are making a big deal about this as if the time rewind mechanic isn't going to be exploited to bring them all back in the next movie.
Remember you stupid cunts: these movies are for children and manchildren. It has to have a happy ending.
ITT: post fictional characters that remind you of yourself
this
ITT Beta fags who have an overinflated image of themselves and think that they are way cooler than the rest of the world sees them.
"Yea, but this is how i feel, and I totally act that way, and I'm absolutely like that sociopath really but I can't act like that in front of the normies"
Yea...
No...
You're a fucking Beta Waste of space.
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>>768118311
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>>768118338
Ass?
>Purchase condemned land for 2 million dollars to make a golf course.
>Fail to do so.
>Donate asbestos contaminated shithole to state park system instead.
>Collect 100 million dollar write off after appraising property yourself.
>Land still condemned and the park is unusable
>Threaten to take park back if the state takes his name off of it.
What is your opinion of Donald J. Trump State Park?
anyone?
Bait thread. No one say anyrhing, fuck this cocksucker
>>768115342
mad?
>>768114866
What tax inspector approved that 100 million write off?
This person needs to be investigated HARD.
Honest question, would you? I'm Kind of desperate but still hesitant considering she looks like Jacek Gmoch!
>>768114984
>aayyy lmao
>>768114984
Post body
>>768115063
So?
Dude bail out i aint fucking anything that looks like fucking moon man
Okay so I'm a fucking loser that's gonna call an escort to lose my virginity. Is there anything I should keep in mind or do to prepare for the occasion?
>>768109478
make sure she has her medical papers in hand for review.
Are you going to her, or is she coming to you? If the latter imo be sure to hide your valuables.
And don't tell her why you called her ie. Loser, need to lose virginity.
Pay the extra and get a rusty trombone.
Thank me later.
>>768109478
ficking love everything on this pic, name? more?
What do you wish for anon? It can be anything.
world peace
That I get the bis trinket from Argus the unmaker
that we brought back the 3/5ths compromise for non-whites and women
>>768113008
I could use some money tbh
MILF time!
>>768110983
These aren't MILFs, but ok.
>>768111869
This is a MILF.
I'm supposed to be fucking a milf soon what should I expect?
Hey /b/!
What does the dog say?
>>768114433
Cha cha cha cha cha chachow
ITT: We post Steam keys for people who totally aren't desperate
Bumping bc I’m desperate
>>768115658
Y0VR-34FA6-GO07-T4RD
>>768115838
you got got me good yessir you did
Im rich enough to be on this thread, lets put it that way
Dick rate thread
>>768112666
I'm down to suck it.
Hey /b/, would you date a cute femanon (male) if given the chance?
>Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Yeah, I want one to dom me in the bedroom honestly.
>>768111225
Gay
>>768110344
hjvgkyughkbn
>>768110344
if they were locked in chastity
Hey /b/ I just asked a girl that I don't like out to the movies. I don't wanna blow her off. What do I do?
>>768114932
Just go. It could be fun.
take the fall and get laid atleast. try to get her to do freaky shit, either she will push away or she will be into it
>>768114932
What movie?
>>768114932
>don't wanna blow her off
then the only choice is to go with her.
Why did you ask out a girl you don't like in the first place?
I'm really in need of help /b/!!!
>be me
>be a week ago
>go to a brothel with my co-worker
>it's the kind where a lot of girls are lined up and you choose the one you want
>they are all okay looking but there is this one that jumps out at me
>she's an asain bombshell an absolute 9.5/10
>my co-worker wants her, too but let's me have her
>$210 for half an hour
>we go into our room and have a quick shower
> we fuck and her technique is just amazing
>she is truly spectacular at her trade
>makes me feel happy she is so into it
>totallyinlove.jpg
>I have been back another 3 times this week so that's $840 in one week
>I can't stop thinking about her
>she says she works there to pay for university
>I am thinking to ask her to be my girlfriend
>if she doesn't say yes I will be totally gutted
>if she says yes, I'm sure that I'll start getting jealous while she's at work
What do /b/?
%1000 will ruin your life
"is it a good idea to date a brothel whore?"
stupid ass question that you won't like the answer too dipshit
>>768114405
Ask yourself this - why on earth would she ever say yes?
Post a photo and give a name
>>768114405
>implying she's into you
>implying she would leave a good paying job for your free sorry ass
>implying I'm implying
1/10 for making me respond.
cele/b/
thread
hello
>>768116787
>no tnig edition
Corpse thread
6 days sober after 8+ years of using alcohol to cope with necrophilia
it's gonna be a long night /b/, let's get through it together
also I guess you could ask a mentally ill necrophile anything
>>768116564
Starting off with some women's faces for a bud on /r9k/ who requested it
>>768116564
What is your favorite furniture ?
>>768116564
Why do you have such a hard time with with contact with living people? Are you that scared of rejection?
>>768116611
Have you ever been knocked out?
What caused it, a punch, kick, fall, a bad tackle in some sport?
What did it feel like, and once you regained consciousness were you able to remember anything?
>>768113396
I haven’t been knocked out but I was choked out once. It felt like I ceased to exist for the period of time I was out and I woke up completely out of it with no sense of time passed.
>>768113476
bjj practice or what?
time travel
Crazy story and stupid by me. I was walking down main street around 1 o'clock after the bars got out super drunk ran into these blacl guys, they told me to follow them to a party . I was like alright sounds fun. We get to this 711 and their like yo were going to take a short cut. So I'm like alright . we walk down this ally talking and once we get to the back of it I realize I'm in a pitch black ally with a group of black guys I just met. I tell them ill be right back I'm going to buy something from 711. I start walking out of the ally and they're following me. Once I get to the entrance of the ally this black guy comes out of nowhere and sucker punches me. I black out instantly. I wake up what ever amount of time later at the back of the ally and I'm like fuck where's my wallet. I look around and find it in the middle of the ally with all my shit still in it. I'm like Damn I didn't even get robbed. Walked out of the ally and back to my house.
Hey /b/ <3
Would you fuck me? Send dick pics if you want to and I'll rate them. ^-^
Not an actual girl
rate
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>>768115986
Middle.
>>768116061
left
