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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hey one wanna buy some youtube banners or intros or edit your videos cheap *i mean cheap* text me on twitter @itisparaus pic related
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Get cancer, my autistic pet nigger could make better designs than you.
>>714285143
so many god damn layers for such a simple thing, how long did that take you kiddo, a few hours?
finished this mock-up in 10 minutes.
>>714286478
5ish minutes the buyer wanted different backgrounds
>>714285263
why sony vegas over adobe premiere
Any law fags on here? If so this dickhead posted a picture of me in online review without my permission and it was taken while i was at work. He also made a comment about wanting to ask to buy illegal substances from me? In the us is that illegal? Picture unrelated
>>714284478
If it's non profit I don't think you can do shit about it. If he's being paid for it and you weren't consulted, then yeah that's probably not okay.
Man up though, who cares if your picture was taken?
>>714284478
If that comment is seen by corporate it could cause me to get drug tested or even lose my job. Get watched by the police and even make it harder for me to find another job in future.
>>714284539
I dont like my picture being online plus i stalked the guy on facebook a bit and hes been traveling and doing reviews for everywhere he goes wouldnt be surprised if he got paid for it.
>>714284754
Sorry for delay - if it's hosted on a website he doesn't own you can ask for it to be taken down. DMCA that shit and say you didn't give permission.
Do you work for a large company, many have PR rules and rules regarding dealing with the media. They might go after him for you.
Kik
Kik the lurkers
Add @anonymouschaner
Add bigvegasrick
Add michi_m28
Ask a true alpha male satanist anything.
How's the 8th grade?
Sorry but you can't be alpha at 16 y/o
>>714285095
why is your super serious occult image titled "seten"?
>>714285095
If I were to commit suicide and curse someone to die within 24 hours of me, what would I need to do to make it successful?
If u suck dick, u choke?
bilder på svenska tjejer?
>>714285453
Nej
Jo för böfvelen
no swedefag
Bara nån WT-brud sorry
>>714285453
SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE
Hi /b/, I have 32.14$ on my amazon account. What should I buy?
https://www.amazon.com/Forgamers-Dragon/dp/B01N1N72ZD/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1481017741&sr=8-2&keywords=dragon+city
>>714284171
Buy me a code for a PLEX on EVE Online.
https://www.amazon.com/My-Bra-Friend-other-Feminist/dp/0692503552
>>714285150
>https://www.amazon.com/Forgamers-Dragon/dp/B01N1N72ZD/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1481017741&sr=8-2&keywords=dragon+city
Buy me this plz
>>714285614
worst thing to suggest to a female antifem
I got quads boys
-9c? fuck that
Suck failure plebs.
>ISP: AT&T U-VERSE
Nah. I'm good.
>>714284395
nigga I got Gigabit fiber to my house.
>>714284586
With that ISP, that's like saying "I drive a fast car that works 10% of the time and it's literally a giant dildo on wheels."
>>714284303
I'm actually kind of curious what your reasoning for it is. No I mean really, what do you actually use it for?
>>714284850
I work 4 jobs simultaneously and VPN over this line so it needs to be fast. 4k TV's streaming Netflix, 19 SONOS speakers, a shitton of computers phones.
Why???
>>714284424
Christ, putting "Atheism" on the filter list wasn't enough.
Go play heretics and inquisitors somewhere else pls
>>714284424
I been considering suicide for a while now
because one night i kissed my sister a few times no force or anything she consented. and touched her but not directly on vagina on pants for few seconds. i deeply regret the whole thing told parents police investigated it i wasn't charged i dunno what to do advice guys please
PS: we didn't have sex
ur an retard for not givving fuckin to sister
>>714285073
Make sure to make a new record on your way out.
>>714285073
Ask for forgiveness, move out. Then try to be a good person.
KYS /b/ needs a hero
/b/
help me get some facts for my presentation about the cannabis
It's pretty cool tbh.
>>714285332
ok noted!
but are there any dangers abaut the marijuana ?
>>714285270
it will make you rape animals and stick vegetables up your ass but maybe that's just me dunno
>>714285491
>Munchies can make you a little pudgy
>you forget to do laundry some times and have to wear dirty socks
>you might get some loud ass weed and not be able to smell it on yourself, but everyone at the supermarket will know the truth
>>714285491
Not really, the only things that come to mind is the fact that if you smoke weed you're inhaling smoke which you're not really meant to be doing (however, weed smoke is 100x safer than any cigarette) and that fact that in states where it's illegal you can sometimes get weed that's been laced with cocaine or some other shit (not really the fault of the weed itself and more the fault of the war on drugs creating an unregulated black market).
>Be Me
>Go out to laundry room 4 doing Laundry
>See man jerking off over sink
>Whatdo?.jpg
>back out from the room slowly
>make really loud foot step noises
>walk in again
>Man smiles and pretends like nothing
>Turns out he lives 2 doors down named Eric
Should I slip a note in
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He wants someone to rape him in the asshole, why don't you go on over to his room and help him with that.
I guess it cant hurt to ask if he wants to get assraped. I have this afternoon off
>be you
>make shitty cringeworthy thread on /b/
>trigger me
>I write this stupid comment
>now we are both retarded fags
Thanks Op
Should I bang this Peruvian 39 year old off Tinder?
Is the Pope Catholic? Was Jesus a jew?
>>714285356
You are on /b/ and how s this a question?
>>714285356
bang all peruvians
>>714285356
You should charge your phone.
Can someone explain the insurance meme to me?
These are for-profit businesses, if they were paying out more money than they received the wouldn't be in operation.
How is any Joe blow trying to get a good deal out-think the autistic actuaries and statistics PhDs that have spent their entire life and are getting paid big $$$ to make their policies as profitable as possible.
This doesn't even include insurance firms fighting claims and minimizing payments.
It's like in hospitals, it's a small minority of the population with conditions and illnesses which cause the greatest strain on the health care resources.
Way more people DON'T have things that require them to utilize insurance regularly while some that may have chronic conditions in the case of healthcare while done do. It is a symbiotic relationship because they cash in on every time you don't require their services. Way more people don't have situations that require insurance than do. They can use the profit from that to help pay for the other people who require the service
Furthermore, if you are a risk to them, (i.e. male teenage driver in the case of car insurance or someone with a pre existing condition in the case of health insurance) guess what you have to pay more. They are a business
Also, "while some do" not "while done do" lol
>>714283186
God you guys are so fucking stupid. There is a federal law that mandates if any insurance company reports more than a 20% profit then the overages have to be returned to the policy holders, usually in the form a discounted premiums for the following year.
>>714284520
You couldn't just let me troll the kid? Really?
Anyone wanna join it? There is a video about it here in terms of evidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5 ihVF5NuA
I also made other conclusions
"The consert ended on march 1st
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_ of_Nirvana_concerts
It could be Symbolic. 7 is lucky number when they started. 1 means the one god of judgement, and 70 could mean the double amount of 7.
7th is lucky number aka March. And 1st March means last concert of 1 God. So this seems to work"
Either way. Wondering what you think?
>>714283528
Whoa you play to much vidya i guess...
>>714283528
what are you smoking son wtf
I'm straight-ish. How's Grindr /b/ ? What are the odds of an STD or something going horribly wrong? How quickly can I expect to get some dick? Do shemales come there?
If you're doing the fucking and wear a condom then the odds are pretty goddamn slim, as for shemales, they're not common, not gonna lie. Most faggots are sluts though so provided you're not a total lost cause in the looks department you should be able to score within the day
Chill out OP, not the greatest thing, I have a gay friend that uses it, and now has anal herpes, not worth the risk.
>>714283218
Lot's of trans girls on grindr, most you can tell if they have std's, ask beforehand about status with whomever you find and you should be safe. Wear a condom
I did meet and have sex with an asian ladyboy, was pretty decent, and I've gotten a few fags to blow me, and I live in a fairly remote rednek city.
I've done lots of hookups including bareback sex on grindr and never had any trouble but it's probably time I change that habit
No cheezy pizza pls
>>714283196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjDWyBbasc
Describe your life in 3 words /b/
I hate feminism
Your life revolves around some infantile political bullshit anon that's pretty fucking pathetic
I hate baseball but that's not my life description
>>714282671
/thread
I hate sandniggers
sex, drugs, and bacon
>>714282671
I hate baseball haters
Gas the kikes
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Trying to kill my father. The easiest way would be to use nitrogen from a supplier. Not that balloon time shit, I tried it a few years ago it's got oxygen in it.
Now, the worry is that if you induce low oxygen you can have symptoms like, vomiting and so forth. It's possible a sleeping person may wake up and leave the room, or make a paramedic question how they died. Although nothing is perfect.
Dad is a heavy drinker and smoker.
Let's discuss /b/
>>714283675
Does he take any medication?
Also, what's your motivation for this?
>>714283675
Kys instead m8
>>714283675
Put antifreeze on all the stuff he drinks. That will kill him for sure.
>>714284444
>>714284444
