Exposed Washington Girls
>>713306301
Can you imagine being sucked in to a tuba? And have it play a deep bass note, wouldn't that be fun haha. Like I'm just curious how it'd feel haha.
Haha... it would be really funny if he did that...
Haha
I was sucked into your mom, no bass note tho
Imagine being vibrated around inside the big brass belly of a tuba that sure would be silly haha.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713313093
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
i claim dva
MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD SO I CAN TAKE MY CRUSTY ASS FUCK PILLOW TO JAPAN WHERE EVEN THEY WILL CRINGE AT ME AND CALL ME A FUCKING LOSER
>>713315855
Hehe
Faces of /b/ thread?
This is the only semi-good pic I've ever taken.
>>713317534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
also rate my will to live
Roast me
>>713319685
You look like me 6 years ago
>HOLY FUCK
>Be me
>17
>Talking to friends in high school about Asian massage parlors and happy endings as a sorta joke.
>Decide in the moment to gather some cash and actually go to one.
>about a month later I go and get jerked off.
> Go five other times over the course off the year.
>This becomes my fetish of sorts.
>Get a girlfriend and after a few months of sex tell her about it.
>She thinks its weird but goes along and she likes it too
>fast forward a few more months and she gets recruited by the navy and we break up on good terms
>Whatever
>Realize I can go to massage parlors again
>YAAAAAYY
>Decide to hit up the old spot and turns out the lady who uses to do it for me moved to another parlor
>Go there and meet new girls because (lets call her Ling) Ling introduces me and blah blah
>Go about once a week, sometimes just to chill out with the girls because they were super chill even after me facefucking almost all of them.
> This becomes my fetish and whenever I did jerk off I would think of these girls and the situation.
>Oh shit the internet exists!
>Look up asian massage parlor porn
>It felt like I struck gold.
>Fap vigorously to tons of videos and download a fuck ton.
>Have them all saved on my computer at home.
Cont?
continue
>>713318376
Does it end in finding out your girlfriend started working in a massage parlour giving out her own happy endings?
>>713318376
Ok
>this continues for a few weeks
>until I found this one video
>FUCKING AMAZING
>I fap to this video and only this video for like a solid month it was that good.
>Come home one day from college and my mom tells me to sit down because we need to talk
>See my bedroom door wide open....
>my computer doesn't have a password lock
>oh fuck
>Nope
>Mom starts telling me that my dad is not my real dad and in fact he is my step dad.
>??what??
>You also have a sister who is 6 years older than you.
>You never meet here because she went with your dad to live in Canada when you were very small
>I just got a call from your real dad and he says your sister is missing and left home without any notice
>We think she might be coming here to Anonville
>OH FUCK
>This wave of knowledge hits me like a fucking truck and im in tears
>mom consoles me and fails, so I get out and go to Lings shop and hang out there and tell them what happened
>They listen and try to cheer me up with tea and cookies
>It kinda works but I wasnt really feeling it
>leave feeling a little better but still shattered
>A week goes by and we start shopping for Thanksgiving stuff
Cont?
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7. Please link your original picture when you deliver wins.
Start with a 0
>>713318237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713318237
tits
>>713318237
Getting fucked
MEXI-THREAD
Mhh TIJUANA
build the wall
>>713314925
mas
ITT: 10/10 petite bodies
>>713317246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
EVERYONE GET IN THE BUNKER NOW!!!!
>singles gets you in
>dubs no entry
>trips a nigger jew gets your spot and you have to stay outside
>quads and above gives the Russians the exact coordinates of the bunker and the nuclear blast hits the bunker directly with no survivors.
Hell comarades...fire!
>>713317964
Oh fuck ples let me in
Good to be inside
No niggers please
Amateur lingerie thread. GF/wife pics preferably.
Pokemon box 6.
Previous thread:
>>713307954
Requests welcome.
Please talk about pokemon, for the love of Christ.
>>713316153
I want to hug that raichu
rate my ex's body, what would you do to her
+ trips get ass
+quads get tits
>>713308166
Looks like a sack of fish assholes>>713308166
>what would you do to her
Donate her body to science
>>713308166
8/10 from what I can already see. 9 or 10 if that face and titties are perfect.
I'd suck on her pussy till her head caved in, damn
roll for tits
8/10, cant tell about the tits right now
Rule 34
Please keep posting SAO guy
Will dump a few, please help though.
Also cant take requests as i have all my R34 in one ultra folder of chaos
meetup thread
334 auburn here. will be in 205 tomorrow
360 vancouver kik hail1969
850 Pensacola
21M
>>713307134
850 Northeast Pensacola 26M
716 here
>he's still claiming the election was rigged
What a spoiled, whiny, bratty little bitch. Get ready for this arrogant, petty, shit for a few years.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/27/politics/donald-trump-voter-fraud-popular-vote/index.html
>Posting articles from the Clinton News Network
>Expecting anything true or positive about The President
Nice b8 m8
nobody wants this shit on /b/ OP, put it on /pol/
>>713310397
You're a retard.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Shitposters are actually claiming edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kurome Claimed.
>>713315243
Ohoho she's top tier. I cried at the end, I wish things were different for the both of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCeuyzql_c
Hunger Games Sims, they always win.
First 23 posts with a name and image are in, /b/ janitor is moving into this round.
Squid
Spongebob
>>713317024
Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
>Stoner Shag replaced with a trained professional
>>713317024
Gladion
tldr; bitch starved a kitten to death because she was too lazy and neglectful to provide it with food, and then used its death to fish for attention on facebook. please do your thing /b/
>>713304973
facebook is still active.
bumping for justice
justice for bugs
>>713305710
some people already are but we need help to ruin this bitch's life.
Cock tribute thread continues
lets go
>>713307310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713307399
Stream it faggot
>>713307399
If ur not gonna eat it I can eat it for u
ez
