What's you best roulette /b/?
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>>713412813
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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713404997
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713419509
Either way, the TV is nice, smaller than some but functional.
You likely overpayed for your computer though, Alienware is notorious for that
カラミチーマス
Goodnight
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
Rate me Waifu
>this is gonna be good
Rate my sisters /b/.
>>713418373
Does nobody in that home fold laundry?
>>713418373
two lesbos, a brony and a poor victim.
2 is hot
Any more of 2?
No ylyl thread?
Ylyl thread
I've just connected to my neighbor's printer send me stuff to print
>>713416558
lets get the neighbors some pepes
ctrl p this link after the first number of the X / X / X / X turns to 100
>>713416558
bump for potential
Yep......
Steam giveaway thread?
I have 3 games
Roll trips
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Themacuser751
>>713419697
Rolling
>>713420311
Arent you forgetting something?
>>713419697
Roll
>>713420453
Who am i sending this to?
New celeb thread.
The let's learn regex edition.
>>713418255
>let's learn regex edition
wat
(nice pic btw)
>>713418255
his cumdumpster
Snapchat thread. Send me your best sluts. I'll post what they reply.
Bump
RedheadXm0ment
Devonandfamily
Slut i eat out whose married
>>713405650
sent
What would you guys do to my sister?
>>713406259
I'd tell her her brother is an incestuous cuck faggot then I'd burn your house down and sell your dog to a chinese restaurant
>>713406428
But we don't have a dog?
>>713406259
Tell her the sad true that her brother is a faggot
>>713406259
prolly make use of the daddy issues that cripple her
Feels thread
I haven't seen one all day
Dump your feels pics
>>713404655
Im tired of society's shit, i wish i were a pigeon
still in love with gf who dumped me nearly 3 months ago.
pics you shouldn't have cont.
>>713412901
any other stoners on /b/?
post how often you smoke.
I personally am a huge weed fiend. If I have weed, I literally do not complete any activity until I've smoked like a whole gram. Then I take a vyvanse and function perfectly for the rest of the day.
Some other questions:
do you guys smoke to achieve any sort of high and then stop, or do you just keep smoking until you're so fucking high that it just becomes about conserving weed (me)?
How much do you pick up at a time?
i attatched a pic of abowl i smoked yesterday
>>713410542
My GF and I go through an ounce like every two weeks... We don't deal.
I don't smoke at all, because I'm not a piece of shit.
damn no one on 4chan burns
>>713410542
Personally, I love my spliffs, but my room mate is a bong head, so we switch it up every now and then. We always go with bongs when we want to watch a movie or something.
I just smoke whenever I want to smoke.
Well friends. I'm scared. I got a week left before leaving to boot camp. Any words of encouragement before I enter hell?
>>713412600
What branch?
>>713412600
Stop being a pussy. You signed the papers
>>713412600
Careful not to drop the soap whilst in the shower. The first weeks initiations are a bitch.
Phrased a bit differently, you're going to be the Initiation Bitch.
Thank you in advance for your service.
>>713412600
Just don't quit midway like a bitch, drill sergeants will destroy you and make you stay for the full two and a half months anyway. Better to just stick to it.
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that was pretty awful
I'm still giving Trump a chance but Jeff Sessions can literally blow his fucking brains out for all I care.
>>713418613
I only have 2 dildos.
both are awful.
>>713417397
watchu talkin about willis
cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LAX76DcSY
this guys 23
reposting this cringe, from last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068
As the anon who posted it last night said, you've only got to watch the first 2 to 3 minutes to get the cringe, then you can close the video with the knowledge it goes on for another 30 minutes.
No get thread?
Let's change that
>>713415801
a get thread without gets? forGET that ;)
doubles, I hez it
>>713415801
check em bitch
>>713417110
checked
hey /b/astards, help me talk to these bitches
9 decides
>>713418520
Can i has chezburger pl0x?
Well lets get to ass slappin
>>713418520
Also specify which girl or both.
>>713418520
Wanna come over tonight? I cgot a few movies we can watch
You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you /b/?
>>713420834
rollin
>>713420834
Rollz
Roll
Ok
Post girls that you want /b/ to save and fap to
>>713416335
jeez
who is she? ig?
>>713416335
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Who is this cock dock?
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Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this pantless enchantress
s/fur
"Does that look like an 'H' to you?" edition
