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No ylyl thread?
Ylyl thread
I've just connected to my neighbor's printer send me stuff to print
>>713416558
lets get the neighbors some pepes
ctrl p this link after the first number of the X / X / X / X turns to 100
>>713416558
bump for potential
Yep......
Steam giveaway thread?
I have 3 games
Roll trips
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Themac user751
>>713419697
Rolling
>>713420311
Arent you forgetting something?
>>713419697
Roll
>>713420453
Who am i sending this to?
>>713420428
game name.....uhhhhh Gmod
New celeb thread.
The let's learn regex edition.
>>713418255
>>713418255
>let's learn regex edition
wat
(nice pic btw)
>>713418255
his cumdumpster
Snapchat thread. Send me your best sluts. I'll post what they reply.
Bump
RedheadXm0ment
Devonandfamily
Slut i eat out whose married
>>713405650
sent
connorgb95
What would you guys do to my sister?
>>713406259
I'd tell her her brother is an incestuous cuck faggot then I'd burn your house down and sell your dog to a chinese restaurant
>>713406428
But we don't have a dog?
>>713406259
Tell her the sad true that her brother is a faggot
>>713406259
prolly make use of the daddy issues that cripple her
cuddle with her
Feels thread
I haven't seen one all day
Dump your feels pics
>>713404655
Im tired of society's shit, i wish i were a pigeon
still in love with gf who dumped me nearly 3 months ago.
>>713405667
>>713405693
>tfw all you ever wanted was a chance
>you fucked it
>what's new
pics you shouldn't have cont.
>>713412901
>>713412956
any other stoners on /b/?
post how often you smoke.
I personally am a huge weed fiend. If I have weed, I literally do not complete any activity until I've smoked like a whole gram. Then I take a vyvanse and function perfectly for the rest of the day.
Some other questions:
do you guys smoke to achieve any sort of high and then stop, or do you just keep smoking until you're so fucking high that it just becomes about conserving weed (me)?
How much do you pick up at a time?
i attatched a pic of abowl i smoked yesterday
>>713410542
My GF and I go through an ounce like every two weeks... We don't deal.
I don't smoke at all, because I'm not a piece of shit.
damn no one on 4chan burns
>>713410542
Personally, I love my spliffs, but my room mate is a bong head, so we switch it up every now and then. We always go with bongs when we want to watch a movie or something.
I just smoke whenever I want to smoke.
>>713410542
Me and my girl started smoking weed early this year.
Do it every night after our daughter goes to bed.
I can tell our tolerance is changing since I'm hitting our bong more and more. Also started out with a vape pen but that was to pin then had joints but who wants to deal with rolling everynight.
>btw watch Rick and Morty.
Well friends. I'm scared. I got a week left before leaving to boot camp. Any words of encouragement before I enter hell?
>>713412600
What branch?
>>713412600
Stop being a pussy. You signed the papers
>>713412600
Careful not to drop the soap whilst in the shower. The first weeks initiations are a bitch.
Phrased a bit differently, you're going to be the Initiation Bitch.
Thank you in advance for your service.
>>713412600
Just don't quit midway like a bitch, drill sergeants will destroy you and make you stay for the full two and a half months anyway. Better to just stick to it.
>>713413328
this person never went to Marine bootcamp
no such thing as "initiation bitch"
fuck you, pog
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that was pretty awful
I'm still giving Trump a chance but Jeff Sessions can literally blow his fucking brains out for all I care.
>>713418613
I only have 2 dildos.
both are awful.
>>713417397
watchu talkin about willis
cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1L AX76DcSY
this guys 23
reposting this cringe, from last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068
As the anon who posted it last night said, you've only got to watch the first 2 to 3 minutes to get the cringe, then you can close the video with the knowledge it goes on for another 30 minutes.
No get thread?
Let's change that
>>713415801
a get thread without gets? forGET that ;)
doubles, I hez it
>>713415801
check em bitch
>>713417110
checked
this is how you do it boiz
hey /b/astards, help me talk to these bitches
9 decides
>>713418520
Can i has chezburger pl0x?
Well lets get to ass slappin
>>713418520
Also specify which girl or both.
>>713418520
Wanna come over tonight? I cgot a few movies we can watch
Just tell them you "peruse the 'chon" and the panties will come flying off.
You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you /b/?
>>713420834
rollin
>>713420834
Rollz
Roll
Ok
Not bad
Post girls that you want /b/ to save and fap to
>>713416335
jeez
who is she? ig?
>>713416335
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this...
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s/fur
"Does that look like an 'H' to you?" edition
What is the #pizzagate about???
No one can fathom that Hillary is only wrong politically. She must also be a criminal. But what crime? Benghazi didn't pan out, and the security clearance email stuff didn't pan out, so now we've all moved on to "what if the emails are actually code words, and everyone in Hillary's inner circle is a child molester"
>>713407705
/thread
>>713407705
Stfu faggot. Take your subliminal pro shillary shit and shove it
>>713407325
>The Clinton's, the Podesta's and the Democrats were tied to Comet Ping Pong a "family friendly" pizza joint in Washington D.C. Upon inspection it was discovered that CPP was creepy as fuck: much associated with them is cryptic, sexual and pedophilic. Branching out from CPP to other related businesses and individuals revealed more of the same. The associated businesses/individuals often use logos/imagery/speech associated with pedophilia.
also
>https://twitter.com/AndrewBreitbart/status/33636278100561920
...
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>>713407705
This
fb/insta fap pt.2
hey /b/rothers. i need your help
long story short. how should i dump my cheating whore of a girlfriend
when i spent time with her during thanksgiving she was always on her phone and had it titled away from me(like bitch how obvious are you), so at night i took her phone while she was asleep, guess what all messages were deleted.okay. so i hooked up the imessaging to my ipad, so i would get all the texts she sent and got.
turns out shes a cheating whore, and fucked a guy after i left.
im thinking about saying hey i know you liked being fucked, so
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>>713407647
Trying to post photos non ducked up
Post her nudes. Spread ass cheeks first
>>713407647
Fuck her best friend, while fucking doggystyle take a pic and send to her saying, we're done
>>713407952
shes a fat mexican whore, you still want?
>>713407647
Jamal has the dope dick.
