Anyone have any amazing pictures of Jessica Nigri? She is so perfect.
>>767308378
here
>>767308378
better without the surgery
WOULD YOU SURVIVE D-DAY?
ROLL YOUR FATE, ANON!
GOD BE WITH YOU!
>>767310569
roll
>>767310569
The only way to function is to know you're already dead
Roll threads should be an instant ban
>>767310569
Rolling!
>Find a flaw
Protip: you can't. Bailey is the perfect girl.
>>767306232
>Find a flaw
the dick is a chode
>>767306232
It's easy to find flaw, her penis is not in my mouth!
She is so fucking gorgeous. Why can't her be my wife.
>>767306232
Hideous fake tits
Who's your favorite rapper(s) and why is it $uicideboy$?
>>767306783
it's Aesop Rock
>>767306848
/thread
Right now its 9sense
>>767306848
>>767306930
Samefag
You save you lose 2
>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest luxary goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon iCarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to our dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriate apperal plaid shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde.
>Now my Good boy favorite boy reward rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite iCarly character she is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came five times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of achilles i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things too her more then i ever thought i could
>when im finally finished mommy isnt moving
>iCarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES
This same dumbfuck pasta AGAIN?
>>767311033
Dubs?
Is that ALL?
Pathetic.
>>767311111
CHECK EM
More?
Cucked thread, stories ,pics ect.
This is my friends gf witch I fucked while he was watching
Kys
>>767306831
Actually he did that
>>767306735
Chucks are pathetic
Fun fact one of the few studies done on this was in France and found that somewhere between 10-20% of peopel aren’t actually related to their alleged fathers.
Women basically run around getting fucked by random dudes and then they claim it’s yours when hey get pregnant
Isn’t biology grand!?
Ex gf, used to fuck with other couples or get guys for her online
fb/ig cont
pick a whore
>>767309899
>>767309893
I choose middle
Edging hard
still interest?
Why?
>>767309868
Because socialism
I eat souls
>>767309868
drop any sweet loot
>>767309868
He’s better off dead, what’s the controversy?
My Reaction folder needs more right winged reactions. Post em.
>>767309309
did you really plaster some nazi symbols on a US uniform? you "people" are so autistic, jesus christ
>>767309459
I don't see any problems
>>767309309
>right winged
>nazi
That's a questionable affiliation.
>>767309757
does it matter tho?
As long as my folder grows I plow's
Ireland thread
Love from Scotland
>>767303745
Very kind of you
>>767303650
OH AH UP THE RA
celeb thread
feet edition.
>>767307552
Wew
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What are feet?
My type of thread
Sluttiest things your gf/ex/wife has ever done?
>>767300525
Wife's pretty tame
Was on vacation, but she passed out in nothing but her panties while breastfeeding, pretty sure the room attendant saw her while I was out, as he was peeking over my shoulder when I opened the door.
>>767300525
once made my ex strip naked going down the highway, then fingered her and got roadhead. A trucker saw and had a hell of a good time watching. Ex was embarrassed but didn't stop her from doing that almost any time i asked her too.
Fucked outdoors, at Stanford in the middle of the open area in front of the church on a Saturday night.
>>767301838
niiiice, anybody see?
Post your favorite sluts of /b/ - girls that are posted regularly that you fap to
Bump
>>767300514
need more
Are you even trying?
TRAPS
passable/10 edition
gif/webm preferred
Rekt.
>>767305350
I've never been a fan anyway...
Is it true?
yup, saw it with my own two eyes
suicide? heroin usage? col-burning?
>>767303008
Definitely 100% TRUE
Yes
feet/foot thread
Singles are mediocre.
Dubs get, and I shall witness you.
Trips and I myself will carry you to the gates of valhalla... you will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
>>767303413
Roll
Gotta fucking roll
>>767303413
Witness me!
Hi guys, it's me, Andy! I forgot my face and haven't got time to go home and get it. Can you help me out and draw it for me please?
>>767302641
you aiming this meme at me if so very mean
>>767302701
Andy?
