Chad here. How's it feel to be a beta virgin?
/chad/ here, would feel bad man
>>674364093
Pretty good.
My dick doesn't have a rash, no warts on my genitals either, and I have all of my money that I haven't spent yet.
Overall 10/10
>>674364093
sup Chad, strange guy here
how's it feel to have your life defined by being able to attract females, and nothing else related to your own self worth?
Auschad here. I reckon it'd be shit. Feel bad for he blokes i see out and about dressed like fat matrix cowboys. Wanna just slap em and say Fuck is wrong with you?
Any faggot on here from dallas (214) ????
Can anyone help me with hooking it up with some meth? I havent been able to find any.
I use to cold cop heroin off of Dennis ln and Royal ln but that's a drive and its in the hood
cmon phaggots im trying to tweak tonight
>>674359921
Got bitcoins kid?
>>674359015
found the cop
fuck off fbi
Does anyone know the background story of this picture?
>>674363804
are you really that retarded
Yes.
I personally don't, but you asked if anyone does. I'm sure the man in the picture and possibly the photographer know the background of that photo.
I hope that answers your question. Welcome to 4chan!
>>674364025
tell me then
I'm curious as well.
ITT: We post our favorite songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI
>>674362714
fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7CUOa7wsd0
>>674362714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
>be me
>got drunk and sent dick pic to friend of 6 years that is a female
>dick was next to lynx can and was bigger
>get told that she show'd EVERYONE in her Eng class
>confront her and get told she showed only 2 people in which i am mates with
>also told that girl 2 said "holy shit its big"
>man 1 who saw messages me and tells me that i should be proud
>feel better but still in a cold sweat
>take today off school as i am sick
>get message from other friend saying that my english teacher walked into class saw that i wasnt there and said "Anon is most likely to embarrassed to come to school today or drowning in self pity because he took a 'schlong shot'
>only been told by one person
The class has open rafters and im gonna walk in and neck or im gonna wink at her and tell her to meet me after calss
lmao prolly got a small dick fag boy
>sending dick pics on messenger
>>674364209
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What the fuck is Lynx?
cock/cum tributes you've saved
I like my coffee the way I like my women
QUIET
How do you like your women and coffee?
Served to me before I even ask
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
sat out for an hour until its cold and I can finish it quick
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
Yanet Garcia gif or webm thread
>>674363644
Heard her bf is a cod Faze player. Lucky fgt
>>674363644
i'd literally eat her shit. that ass is divine.
>>674364333
>>674363644
This is now a get thread.
Check em
>>674364488
shit nigga
This is it boys, I've seen it all. The sucking of a prolapsed anus is the pinnacle of debauchery, it has to be. The thing of it is, I didn't even flinch at seeing it and now I am genuinely curious as to what it would taste like. Who would not rub their pinky around the smoldering and steaming crimson treasure until that little indentation is found where the tongue could most easily rest and find the greatest piquancy of delight? Only this heroine, being a woman incapable of summoning creative energy, did not think to pinch the little apple imitation to see how it molds around the fingers. Who among you gentlemen would not squeeze just until you hear a yelp from its gracious host; the yelp of course would serve as a signal for us to replace our tight clasp with our teeth. From here one may delight with patience for once the prolapsed anus is caught between a man's teeth, there is no rush, no rush at all. From here the sanguine jewel may be spread between the clenched teeth by a gentle movement of the jaws. If one so pleases, one may bite down just hard enough to rupture the prolapsed sanctity and release from it the juices which would render even Bacchus envious. One has to be careful here not to mistake the taste of blood for the splendid, unique flavor of the fruit's substance; once the distinction is made, the tongue can never again know pleasure unless it comes from the innards of a prolapsed anus. Yes my brothers, this is a fine sight but alas, the banality of woman prevents us from truly enjoying it.
Full vid so I can fap?
WHAT IN THE CHRIST IS THAT THING AT THE END?
>>674361748
That's some fucked up shit, right there.
>>674362151
It's called a Rosebud.
NEW FAGS CANT TRIFORCE!
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲▲
>>674363538
Bump
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲ ▲
>Orgasm feels as good as when you take a piss after holding it for a while.
Does anybody feels like this?
>>674359312
cobain?
>>674359312
You're doing it wrong or you're a woman
>>674359621
yup
Hi /b/, I have a bit of a favor to ask.
First let me preface this by saying I have been a pretty big beta pussy all my life and have been taken advantage of but I just can't let this one slide.
My car shit the bed a couple weeks ago which was not too big of an upset since I only paid $650 for it. So I took to Kijiji which is like a fancier version of Craigslist (Canadian site I think). I know this is not the best idea to begin with but my credit is kinda shit so buying from a dealer is not my favorite option. Anyway I found a car in pretty good shape for a pretty good price so I texted the guy. Ended up giving him an interac e transfer of $1000 to hold it for me and told him I would get him the rest and come pick up the car on the 15th. Well surprise he's not answering to texts, calls or emails.
I know this was really stupid of me and I put too much faith in my fellow man but I'm not here to ask for forgiveness. I have the guys phone number and (presumably) his real email address. Can anyone find out where he lives based on that info? I'm not asking for a personal army and I don't want anyone to think that. I also want to stress that I will only be using this info to get the police involved and definitely not to go to his house and kick the shit out of him and get my money or my car. Will be posting screencaps of our texts as proof. Thanks.
Sorry if these are a bit hard to read, I needed a black and red theme cause I'm edgy as fuck
anybody know good public snapchats?
>>674359603
who this bitch
Guess I'll start then..
shoplifter7
marinejane420
Ask a guy who just fucked his engaged friend anything
Did you fuck your engaged friend?
>>674363824
did you have sex?
What was the significance of the green light on Daisy's dock?
>>674363824
do you feel good when you make them cheat on someone?
all I want is just one friend.
>>674362608
then make one
>>674362608
The people on 4chan are your friend.
It's surprisingly the best friendship you could ask for.
>>674362646
Been trying. All I do is work. No drink/smoke.
I know that feel.
I used to have friends. I've lost touch with all but 2. One lives in a different country. The other has kids now and I see maybe once a month or two or 3.
Who wants to jerk it to pics of my ex?
>>674362806
not me. please dont post anymore
>>674362806
yeah me either i'm going to bed fuck you
>>674362966
Suck my ass, Mr Dubs
I'd love to fap to that
NZ Nude Thread
>>674362602
New Zersey?
>>674362602
name?
>>674362787
kek. idiot amerifag
>>674362787
New Zealand you fucktard. God you are what make people hate Americans.
Fuck/Marry/Kill
k/m/f
Right/left/middle
>>674363123
k/f/m
Don't like the first
I would love to fuck a preggo
third is clearly the best, so I'll keep her
>>674363245
This
Lets keep this going /b/ros
tinychat: anonbase
target /clusterfgaming
Lets do dis
and whos the targte?
>>674361632
xclutchfactorx
Lets see if you guys can follow simple instructions.
▲
▲ ▲
[copy]
[paste]
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲ ▲
▲
▲▲
