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I need to talk about this movie, this was pretty fucking bad.
Spoiler talk
Nobody cares about this you nerd fag
"YOUR mother's name was Martha? MY mother's name was Martha! What an incredible coincidence! I've had you pegged all wrong, we should be best friends."
>>676090294
man that sucks
>>676090858
Not only that, but the way they pushed the name of Martha Wayne, seriously, we never actually see Thomas Wayne's tombstone
>>676090176
When little Bruce began his painfully slow ascension from the well with the flurry of bats around him I knew the movie was gonna be shit. Although I will say the action was great. I couldn't help but giggle every time superman would sack doomsday. Slightly upset that he didn't punch him into the Sun like in the comics. But ehh. Its whatever.
Dont go surfing, you'l get raped by sharks.
Raped then eaten.
that's a good reason to go surfing
I'm gonna go surfing then.
>>676093573
Eh, not really into gaming on-the-go, so I'll live
>>676091529
Well at least the whale is in the aquarium where it belongs.
>>676091753
/thread
>>676091529
Hell Yea! I'd tie her down to a board and punching her in the face till she blacks out, then after she wakes up I want to shit on her face and shove it down her throat. I want to fist her pussy as she gags on my shit till she passes out again. I would wash her up and turn her over and tie her hands to her knee's so she's stuck in a bent over position. I'd lube my hand up and slowly work my fingers in her asshole. I'd make her cry out as I jammed more fingers in deeper and harder,...
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I thought seaworld said they were getting rid of the whales?
>>676091981
Wow, she almost looks not repulsive in this pic.
>>676091529
Manatees belong on the inside of the aquarium not the outside you bestiality faggot
How often do you masturbate, /b/?
> Once a week master race reporting
twice a day.
>>676088093
once a day but im a wizard now so im a lot lazier
>>676088093
whos she?
Sometimes ill go 2-3 days but then there's times when i do it 1-3 times a day a few days straight then i skip one or two.
>>676088912
I don't think she's done anything else and I don't know. I'll upload the rest of them if you'd like.
Celeb bread
>>676087371
CEREB BREAD?!?!
![DVWpZpo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qnTTWgl.jpg "DVWpZpo[1].jpg")
last thread hit image cap. FB friends you wana fuck part 2. Part 1 is here >>676078522
like her anons?
Which one you all want exposed?
What should I do with this?
>>676088788
probably timestamp it faggot
>>676088788
what is it?
Either pop it or stab a point of a knife in it. Please deliver results.
>>676088922
if it is real, you should poke it with a hot pin, pussy
>>676088922
Okay there then bitch
Panties Thread lets go boys
Your last 2 digits is your % of personnal cringe level
>tfw 00 alpha perfect male reporting
i have cancer
00 easy
realw
beta cuck reporting in
Lel
Hey /b/ I'm bored. Trips decides what I do
Self bumping
>>676090505
kys
are you a grill? If so tits w/timestamp
cut off your big right toe
reroll cut your toe
HG Thread
next 33 entrys because i added the Thompson Twins
Tom Bailey Needs a Doctor Edition
Power Peasant
Hitler
PINHEAD LARRY
KKK
SuperJuan
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676091823
Oh man this is brutal (although strangely arousing).
>>676091823
i thought i would die a virgin but this video inspired me to rape an entire kindergarten
>>676091823
I dont like when a girl is super hairy but for some reason I find it hot when they have a happy trail... MOAR
>>676091823
>inb4 newfags
>>676091823
jerked off so hard that my dick fucking flew off
fap roulette time /b/ros
333
Pls to trannies
Rawl
>>676082300
rollin'
Reroll
no one cares about the truth anymore. i mean absolute truth or higher knowledge.
>inb4 hippie fgt
science can't tell us everything it can tell us a lot but it cant give us the answers we really crave and it would be ignorance to say "well if science cant tell us nothing can!" (im not a religious fag tho).
so this is why im on /b/ sat. night and other nights as well. i WISH i could be a normie going out and havin fun with other normies but I cant relate or have conversations with people when they dont even care
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I'm here to rub my scrotum
>>676082255
I suspect that you are the problem, not other people.
Anyway, i'm here tonight because I don't feel particularly good. And i'm trying to save money.
>>676082493
what happened to your dong? or can you reach climax from just the scroat
>>676082642
well ya i am the problem because id be the minority not the majority. congrats you used your brain.
>>676082255
>science can't tell us everything
"It can't be explained, therefore explanation"
If science can't explain it, then it is an unknown. If you're claiming it's anything more than an unknown you're full of it.
roll dubs for any info i can provide;
trips and i dump all pics/webms
Rollerino
Roolernzz
Rollll
Rall
rekt
>>676086927
sauce
>>676086927
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things...
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>>676087502
Welcome to 4chan
Hey /b/ I'm gonna let a roll decide the fate of my marriage. Trips or highest dubs decide marriage or divorce. Bitch never wants to have sex, but we're closing on a house so I'll lose around $5k. Fate is with you /b/ please get me divorced.
divorce
>>676087509
Stay together forever
Never divorce, remain faithful
Waifu Claiming thread
Version 8.008
>claim your waifu
>discuss
>hopefully this one doesn't die
>claimed
this whole h3h3 vs. leafy thing is pretty fucking dumb
Sadistic grapple goddess claimed
This delicious piece of Christmas cake is mine!
Himouto Hamster claimed
Hey waifus
Adventure thread.
Every 2 turns a random event occurs
Every 3 turns day/night cycle occurs
Dubs choose what happens
(must be reasonable)
Trips triggers good random event & chooses.
Now help Bob.
Pick up rocks
Drown yourself w/ the shark
>>676085420
420 Chek'd
Kick tree
Jump into space
ITT: We share our unpopular opinions and ideas you think only you have
I hate lotion
>>676083559
Money will solve most of life's problems. Fuck everyone who says shit like "money is the route of all evil", nah, fuck that, if thats the case then give it to me.
>>676084974
>>676083559
I have no real stance on abortion, but why do women think miscarriage is a loss and abortion is okay? I think the whole base issue of abortion is "wanting" a baby or not allows you to choose whether you think it is life or not. I bet a pro-choice person would never tell a woman who miscarried "Oh well, it was just a lump of cells anyway." They console her for her loss.
In conclusion, people are narcissists and believe what they want when it is convenient for them on topics with gray areas.
>>676083559
The butterfly effect is false
