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HG THREAD
23 tributes pls because i added Alannah
GET OWNED ALANNAH EDITION
KKK
Cold As Ice
Hitler
>>676098482
Emperor Trump
Thank
It knows everything
should i eat? please 8ball its been a week and a day nows
Should I stay up and post her nudes?
>>676097492
Can I become Chad
Do I look good
Does she love me?
HG Thread
First 48 are in.
The Rectal Ruffian
Adolf Hitler
School Shooter back and ready
>>676098760
Heinrich Himmler
Was anyone reading my long ass story in the single moms thread? It died before closure.
Pic related.
Interested, post all.
OK one second.
>>676084565
>>676084664
CIVILIZATION THREAD
Hey, its OP from earliers civ thread with the trump wall and zombies and shit. (Ill upload an album of the whole thing if requested)
Anyway, heres the second Civ thread.
A man and a women wake up on a rocky hill. They have no idea how they got here....
First dubs after each update decides what happens.
If there are trips before dubs, it triggers an event.
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 10 (-2)
>Status: Tired
shameless self bump
Fuck off no one wants to play your gay game
>>676093445
If dubs OP gets out of the thread and deletes it
>>676093986
Reroll
>>676094031
Reroll
>>676096408
Figured out how to unlock it!!!! Was easy
>>676096408
got any moar op
>>676096408
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
>>676096408
fap fap fap I CAME
>>676096408
this makes me fap fap fap
>>676096408
dat ass hnng
fluffy abuse and hugbox. comic series and greentexts as long as they're new shit
If you wanna start a thread you've gotta have material
>>676093732
anyone else wish all muslims would just die? i want them to be genocided
I want to them to be the next jews, except NO SURVIVORS
I'd prefer all the extremists die. I've met a few peaceful muzzies.
nah, I want them all dead. less space taken up.
>>676091728
I'll allow it if we can throw in niggers too
>>676091975
This
What's /b/ drinking tonight ?
it's fucking shit
>>676088278
same here bud, feels good man
>>676087754
Mimosas
Snapchat Sluts Thread.
Send me usernames of girls you know that are sluts, i'll try to get nudes/Send them my dick.
atos44
>>676083530
aileenp9
kath_rr25 send dick
camrynand07
gwess1921
be honest with me /b/. is it possible for me to get laid without having to pay for a prostitute? what are my options?
pic related its me
>>676090280
Tell them you're Chumley
>>676090280
Nice lootcrate hat
>>676090554
i dont think that would work now that chumlee is arrested
>>676090280
that loot crate hat will totally slay pussy dude
>>676090280
>We have the same laplander.
Ladies:
My female roommate (I am male) of almost four years has begun wearing pajamas and other things around the house that are see-through kind of and always has stripy panties on underneath and bends over in front of me constantly. I had told her once watching Chuck and Larry together that a girl's butt in stripy panties is cute, and after that she's always bending over in front of me like that picture (that is her and it's a mild example) Is she coming on to me? I don't want to wreck our friendship but also I'm open to possibly more?
>>676090834
you can always ask her
Get drunk with her and try something bold. If she wants the D, its in the bag. If not, you can blame alcohol for your brash behaviour.
>>676090834
girls always know when they are being provactive
unless she's a tard
>>676090834
>Ladies
lewl
>>676090834
Tell her to ditch the pajamas but keep the panties. If you're not buried in her pussy within the hour, she's just comfortable around you.
Trips decides how I kill my neighbors children
>>676092814
choke them out while you're ass fucking them
kill them with love
with kindness
>>676092814
Drown them in semen
Suffocation by penis
Alright /b/, I'm in a pickle again. I just got these series of texts from a gay man. Apparently he thinks I'm gay and I don't know what to do so I'll decide it the old-fashioned way: dubs decides. (I blurred out the names the last text is him just saying my name).
Fuck me hard
Can you call me daddy as I fuck you?
>>676093307
roll
You are lower than low sub-human scum, and I wish Hitler was around to burn you like the shit you are you faggot cock sucker. I hope you get raped by a pack of dindus and get aids, the bad kind
>>676093307
Roll
I need to talk about this movie, this was pretty fucking bad.
Spoiler talk
Nobody cares about this you nerd fag
"YOUR mother's name was Martha? MY mother's name was Martha! What an incredible coincidence! I've had you pegged all wrong, we should be best friends."
>>676090294
man that sucks
>>676090858
Not only that, but the way they pushed the name of Martha Wayne, seriously, we never actually see Thomas Wayne's tombstone
>>676090176
When little Bruce began his painfully slow ascension from the well with the flurry of bats around him I knew the movie was gonna be shit. Although I will say the action was great. I couldn't help but giggle every time superman would sack doomsday. Slightly upset that he didn't punch him into the Sun like in the comics. But ehh. Its whatever.
Dont go surfing, you'l get raped by sharks.
Raped then eaten.
that's a good reason to go surfing
I'm gonna go surfing then.
>>676093573
Eh, not really into gaming on-the-go, so I'll live
>>676091529
Well at least the whale is in the aquarium where it belongs.
>>676091753
/thread
>>676091529
Hell Yea! I'd tie her down to a board and punching her in the face till she blacks out, then after she wakes up I want to shit on her face and shove it down her throat. I want to fist her pussy as she gags on my shit till she passes out again. I would wash her up and turn her over and tie her hands to her knee's so she's stuck in a bent over position. I'd lube my hand up and slowly work my fingers in her asshole. I'd make her cry out as I jammed more fingers in deeper and harder,...
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I thought seaworld said they were getting rid of the whales?
>>676091981
Wow, she almost looks not repulsive in this pic.
>>676091529
Manatees belong on the inside of the aquarium not the outside you bestiality faggot
How often do you masturbate, /b/?
> Once a week master race reporting
twice a day.
>>676088093
once a day but im a wizard now so im a lot lazier
>>676088093
whos she?
Sometimes ill go 2-3 days but then there's times when i do it 1-3 times a day a few days straight then i skip one or two.
>>676088912
I don't think she's done anything else and I don't know. I'll upload the rest of them if you'd like.
Celeb bread
>>676087371
CEREB BREAD?!?!
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last thread hit image cap. FB friends you wana fuck part 2. Part 1 is here >>676078522
like her anons?
Which one you all want exposed?
