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Post Ugly Chicks
>>767362518
Poor thing. She looks like that egg-head guy
>be me, femanon
>make a post in /x/
>spend time and effort in it
>gets a mean comment
>my autistic and anxious self tells me to cry my eyes out
>mom asks why im crying
>tells her everything
>mom laughs her ass off and leaves for work
>i cry harder
i'm just a family clown.
>femanon
Stopped reading there
>>767365099
good, now kys
show your clown tattys
>>767364984
>be me, mananon
>reply to post in /b/
>spend almost no time on it
>make a mean comment
tits or gtfo, bb
>my autistic and anxious self tells me to play with my dick
>mom asks why I'm crying
>tell her everything
>mom laughs her ass off and leaves for work
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>>767365355
i love you mananon
You whip it out, her face says it all.
What'll it be?
Uh
hmm
ez dubs
>>767364628
Check these dubs.... aw shit
>>767364628
my gf straight up made me nut with her doo doo
On/off thread
low quality thread so far
>>767366768
>>767368078
I think the on/off theme is one of the hottest. I always wonder why it is not doing well.
Send your hottest > girls with elf ears pics < straight from your hdd/ssd, need 2 fap asap
>>767363847
you participating in elf slave quest m8 ?
she needs to start doing porn already
Post feet you want to slam your face into.
>>767363364
Can we see those particular ones bare?
>>767364105
bumping and this
Bump...
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>>767363364
I want to marry Brichan.
#REKT
>>767368553
lmaolo
>>767368993
I have never been able to understand what that guy was thinking about when he decided to jump from a mountain with a bike. Can hardly imagine that he thought that nothing will happen to him.
>>767369169
Seriously. All I can imagine is that he thought those people weren't supposed to be there and something bad was about to happen, and instead of being 3rd world shit hole murdered and cut into pieces to feed some deep woods forest community, he took the other route.
>>767369169
>>767369298
He had a parachute so it was supposed to be a stunt. The guy probably thought he'd get more horizontal distance by launching with a bike.
Failed spectacularly instead.
So is trump sucking this guys dick or something?
I really dont see how trump deserves a nobel prize, Now the trumptards wont shut the fuck up about if.
>>767368609
Nah. Trumps little hands make his little azn pecker look big
Why wouldn't Trump deserve it? Mighty convenient that neither the SK president nor Obama could get Kim to the table. Yet in Trump's first year he's managed it. But sure, it's not Trump. Totally not Trump. It's just one big coincidence! It was all Obama's doing!
>>767368609
He's had this Nobel Prize coming a long time. Can't wait to see the smile on his face when they finally award it to him.
>>767368609
>trump d
Did you mean President Trump? The Nobel Prize is meaningless after they awarded it to the nigger for just showing up his first day in office.
>>767368609
I voted for the weedman who didn't know what Aleppo was and even I can admit when the guy does something right.
Sexy Skinhead girls thread
>>767368978
>skinhead
>has hair
I think it's about time you stop fucking your own sister.
Give me a reason to stop masturbating
>>767368086
>Give me a reason to stop masturbating
You'll be many times more likely to get prostate cancer. So that's cool.
>>767368086
>>767368086
carpal tunnel
your peepee gon fall off
Hairy palms
Girls you've fucked. Plus if you creampied them.
Bump
Shot my load inside her without even asking if she was on the pill.
Ylyl
>>767367503
It is also painted white so that it will never get stopped.
Polski thread
Ej anoni, co się stało z vichanem i karachanem ?
Co tam u Was Anonki? Miło czas spędzany przy grillu?
>>767367084
A ja sobie przeglądam 4chan słuchając dobrego Thrash Metalu \m/
Curwa!
>>767366630
Kara dalej jezdzi, ale nie wiem gdzie i jak zlamac zabezpieczenia xd
God-tier Metal albums
SLAAAYYEERRR
>>767367005
My man
>>767366533
eh, i liked show no mercy better
>>767366533
I'll assume every album posted is being posted by a mid to late teen. If you're over the age of 19 and you still listen to metal or rap you might need to think about your life. That is not being made for you. It's being made for angst ridden teens and kids in denial about their upbringing. Never mind the fact that you'd look fucking awkward at a concert.
Roast me pussies
>>767366612
Genetics beat us to it.
>>767366829
You can do better
>>767366612
Don't think it's a good idea you might cause another school shooting.
>>767366829
I've heard it all
>>767366903
Been said, come on I'm literally handing this to you be creative
>>767366875
Better than the truth?
>>767366980
Then there is nothing more to say.
HUNGER GAME
HG
First 24/36
>>767365695
1. /pol/
2. /b/
3. /x/
4. /r9k/
5. /fit/
6. Angela 'Fatass' Merkel
7. Canadian
8. Spic
9. Nigger
10. Aryan
11. Indian
12. Chink
13. Barack Obongo
14. Kike
15. OP himself
16. Emma 'Mutt' Gonzales
17. David 'No-smiles' Hogg
too lazy to make more
>>767365910
youre doing it wrong
Lain
>>767365944
youre supposed to take suggested named and use that shitty generator website that randomizes what happens with them
Battle cat.
Come on faggots try
Can't argue with the truth.
>>767367765
You can't milk an ass anon.
Big benis > all
>>767367981
Why do you wanna drink titty milk
>>767367765
i agree
Would you rather have sex with a hot tranny or an ugly woman?
>>767367512
neither
>>767367512
Which one is alive?
I would rather let a bullet penetrate my skull.
>>767367512
Can I fuck both? At different times?
I want to fuck both at the same time
We judge each other by what we drive. Personality centric edition. Go!!
>>767368304
>>767368419
rapist/pedophile
>>767368304
>>767368435
when the vans a rocking
>>767368493
fucks his own daughter/potential pedophile
New FB/IG fap thread
Anyone?
>>767369085
Moar of them
