>be me, 18.
>Do heating and cooling for a living, make $12 an hour starting out so not bad.
>Be dating 7/10 girlfriend for two years, only girl I have ever dated or had sex with.
>Mfw she stays the night at her friends house last sunday, gets drunk, sends videos and pictures of them making out and flashing their tits to a friend of mine, trying to get him to go over and do a threesome.
>Mfw he records all the shit they send him and he sends it to me the next night.
>Call girlfriend, fight for about 2 hours over the phone
>Somehow she can always turn things on me, either making it my fault or somehow she makes me feel bad.
>not the first time she has gotten drunk and fucked around.
> I still love her for some reason
>we have come very close to breaking up multiple times over the last week
>should probably break up with her
Wat do /b/?
Pic unrelated, not me
You already know what you have to do you fucking cuck, stop pretending like you don't.
Post pics and vids obviously. Oh, definitely leave her.
kiss your sweetie with your fist
Real talk? would you want to have children with someone like that. you come off as an anon who wants a family someday.
wtf is this shit, /b/?
now there's "birth rape." why does everything have to be some kind of "rape" ?
Old porn webm died
Bumperino
>>674926687
sauce
gather round /b/, heres the story of why I wish I was a virgin.
>be me
>14
>best friend is a man-beast hulk, but still socially awkward enough to not be alpha
>gril at school starts talking to me and asking questions about him
>not much to look at, solid pi*100/1000
>obviously trying to get to him through me
>dont mind being used because fuck it im interacting with a female
>keeps making me promise to drop him hints that she likes him
>keep not dropping hints
>start seeing her more often as she gets more desperate
>tell her hes not interested even though i havent told him anything
>feel bad, but OP’s needs are greater
>her flower is prime and ready for harvest, the desperation increases
>start seeing her after school to talk about him
>weeks go passed
>biological pressure is too much, she 180 flips and kisses me randomly
>asks if i want to go out with her
>alphamale.exe has successfully been installed
>we date for months
>one day her friend asks if im “excited about saturday”
>wut
>apparently it has been arranged that OP loses his virginity
>glory be to the chosen one
1/4
>over the week excitement slowly replaced with fear as the pressure builds
>everyone talking about how OP is going to perform
>jocks high-fiving and laughing in the corridor
>grills giggling as i walk past
>teacher holds me back after class
>”heres a condom OP. go get em boy”
>big day arrives
>im sweating
>havent slept, played civ all night to take my mind off the impending ritual act
>my body is ready, the mind is not
>like clockwork she calls and asks if i want to go for pizza
>we go
>its snowing, shes wearing a skirt
>illogical choice of garment clearly chosen to facilitate insemination
>i only order a side of nuggets
>”whats wrong OP?”
>im visibly shaking with nerves
>go to toilet, throw up
>bate furiously to please the gods
>start to relax
>go back and finish nuggets
>”theres something i want to show you in the car park OP”
>unrelax
>the mating dance has begun
>i can hear the distant tribal drums
>customers drop their food and start humming
>the cashier begins chanting in tongues
>the cook sacrifices a goat in my honor
>today valhalla opens its doors to me
2/4
Keep going fap fap
Rest of story?
Op type faster you faggot
Faces of /b/ cont.
Let's go
>>674931852
>faces of /b/ thread
>posts half of face
MODSMODSMODS
>>674931852
Hey /b/
>>674931852
Am I jon snow?
Provide the most random out of context photo you own
ITT: We have civilized conversation until someone rolls dubs. Then all hell breaks loose.
You're quite a nice fellow, you know that?
>>674932658
so OP how is your mother?
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www93.zippyshare.com/v/Ch8T5Yet/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 13
It's obvious that both political parties have been compromised and there won't be any change for the people, for the better, until a third party rises up. "Throwing away" your vote on a third party is the stock line from the shitmunchers that helps keep them and the rest of us under the big purple thumb.
Sonntäglicher Deutschlandfaden!
Hattet ihr schonmal homoerotische Gedanken?
Welche autistischen Angewohnheiten habt ihr?
Was haltet ihr von Donald Trump?
Was ist für dieses Jahr noch geplant?
>>674928862
das ist nicht Deutschland!
>>674928862
>Hattet ihr schonmal homoerotische Gedanken?
regelmäßig
>Welche autistischen Angewohnheiten habt ihr?
Manche Sachen mehrmals berühren. Zum Beispiel den Lichtschalter.
>Was haltet ihr von Donald Trump?
Kann man wählen
>Was ist für dieses Jahr noch geplant?
Portugiesisch lernen (Sprachkurs fängt im April an)
Masterarbeit schreiben
Für 2017 dann:
Job in Portugal finden
Wohnung mieten in Portugal
Für 2018
Baugrund kaufen
Für 2020
Bauen anfangen
Für 2022
Bau abschließen und in die eigene Immobilie einziehen
Das ist so der Roadplan bis 2022.
Hoffe nur, dass ich dort unten nen guten Job finde.
>>674928862
>Hattet ihr schonmal homoerotische Gedanken?
Ja, ich habe mal beim Wichsen an einen Freund gedacht
>Welche autistischen Angewohnheiten habt ihr?
Ich wasche mir nach dem Kacken fast nie die Hände. Wenn andere mitbekommen dass ich länger auf dem Klo war lasse ich trotzdem danach kurz das Waschbecken laufen damit es sich anhört als würde ich Händewaschen
>Was haltet ihr von Donald Trump?
Bester Kandidat
>Was ist für dieses Jahr noch geplant?
nichts besonderes
>>674929527
Wieso nach Portugal?
ITT we have a civilized discussion until someone rolls trips. Then all hell breaks loose.
>>674929160
There is nothing wrong with being jewish
>>674929301
I disagree with what you have to say but will defend to the death your right to say it.
>>674929437
gas the kikes
>>674929301
Nothing is wrong with religion, just that the people who enforce it mistake the meaning of having a religion.
Big tits/lactation thread
>>674921503
bump
>>674921503
sauce?
>>674921503
how would they even get this? Did she recently have the baby or some sort of hormone treatment
how do boobs work
18 year old femanon here. Just got dumped. Need a good feels thread so i can cry myself a river
>>674928999
You got trips why the fuck would you still be sad
Fucking girls...
what is the story?
>>674929209
didn't see that. Thanks anon. I instantly feel better
My gf dumped me over 5 months ago and I'm still not over it
sup faggots, dubs and i'll give out leafyishere's skype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFpGBQbTMlo
show him this
FACKIN NIGGERS
dubs easy
You got dubs, give out the skype!
How does this make you feel?
>>674922236
Good for him. I like Asian people. Better him than some dumb ass nigger.
Doesn't do anything for me. Guess you got to be racist to get anything out of interracial porn.
>>674922236
it's not a nigger or towelhead so it doesn't even matters. asians are bros 4ever
pretty good. Asian guys are hard working individuals and are very family oriented. Leaves more asian women for me.
Chubby thread.
Big Ass bouncing on the cock in public , Ava Dalush
http://imgur.com/aZBbL6Y
You know the drill
Roll. I'm
Hoping for the second chick.
w
>>674928910
rolll
MotherxSon time. Give me your best.
Bump
Post girls you know and when you see them all you think of is fucking them.
my sis (right)
skinnygirlsthread? yeah why not
>>674926848
because they're nasty
>>674926848
No ass
Highly breakable
Huge looking head
No doubt, small tits
Pedo/10
Pictures you shouldn't share: The Prequel - Volume 9
>>674925894
Fuck off with this tired shit for five minutes, k?
any pics we shouldnt share from IL?
New cock thread. Old one has reached limit
>>674921143
I start with a favourite.
Pls dont only post image. Tell me the story and who she is
A girl I used to be close with, got the image of her current bf phone when he left it in a study room unattended
Jordyn Jones. Internet whore/dancer/singer.
Because she needs all the cocks she can get on her.
