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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So my best friends younger sister just sent me a Snapchat of her pussy and I'm not sure what to do about it. She's probably drunk, but the last time I saw her I felt a little sexual tension. She compliments me on how great I look sometimes. The only problem is I've known her since she was like 10 years old. She's in her 20's now but his family is honestly like a second family to me. It feels a little weird.
What to do??
Start a relationship for fucks sake you autismo
Bumping for advice
>>714514569
She's got a really small dick. I'd still fuck her tho tbh
Her pussy? Fuck her !
>>714514695
I'd be a little pissed if my best friend started dating my sister
Femdom thread.
is anyone here into femdom?
I enjoy pegging.
Not particularly
>>714516865
Have you ever done it? Was she fat?
bump
Femdom's good stuff. I got a bit to kill before work, so I'll go ahead and take the thread to cap if no one else contributes.
Hi /b/ ,
I like hurting myself and taking sexual commands.
I want you all to give me shit to do with the pictured items. Others request may be accomplished. I will post pics or vids
Rules: nothing that shoes up at work or permanently disfigured me.
Have a good time. If your a gem anon please tell me.
You have a fine taste in drills anon. Love old hand drills. So slow but so dependable.
you're the diabetic guy, right?
>>714515466
Yes. No needles at the moment. Although I'm sure I could improvise. Just oral meds at the moment. Any requests?
>>714515562
shit, i remember you. i have the same needles for my diabetes. no requests though, just checkin' man.
tie the watch around your wrist
AMA: Porn cameraman who has worked for the past 8 years on the est coast and east coast. Worked with Brandon Iron, JM, Evil Empire, Max hardcore, facial abuse/ghetto gaggers/all of duke skywalkers projects, etc. Ask away anons.
West* coast. Sorry about the typo fellas. Had a few drinks tonight
>>714514985
Have you ever fucked or are you strictly camera guy?
Do the actresses ever give the crew bjs or other treats?
Do all the crew fap whilst filming.
Is it fucking awesome?
checking if you are for real... what type of camera did max hardcore use? (and yes it was only one)
>>714514985
why girls suck without condom but fuck with condom?
is max hardcore as much of an asshole as everybody says?
>Ctrl + F
>NO Loli Thread..
Such a disappointment :(
Let's fix that!
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
Dude that dick looks like a drawn one come to life. Badly drawn one.
Voice acting thread!
Reply with something you'd like for me to say in my loli voice.
Sometimes I like to shove a flashlight up my ass and run down the street pretending I'm a police car.
Sorry sir, we are all out of chocolate milk.
Cool. I'd like you to say this:
Ajhsndjskwjdndkoeien duejdbdbejjebebdndjd dbjbrjejdhenebbdjwbd diebebekeiriivjijfbdbbejcjeb ebdjdjd
Thanks! Looking forward to it
>>714512242
You see the thread talking about you earlier tonight, wondering if loli voice actors regret their roles?
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
FB fap thread continued
anyone like??
>>714512331
Yes. More
s/fur
God damn it all that laughing has fucked me over. I'm going to take my meds and probably head off to bed in a bit.
>>714515390
And that's why we can't be friends.
Tfw no little cuck boy with a small penis around for me to suck on
>>714509667
were u stung by a bee? u should go to the hopsital
>>714509667
All Hail BassChan
>>714509667
show us that tongue of yours, would love to fuck your face
>>714509667
time stamp or gtfo
>>714509667
how long is small to you?
Nudes of gf, ex-gf, or friends thread
Here's my girlfriend, I have more if interested
more
>>714505114
>>714505458
sweet ass keep going
>>714505578
>>714505660
asshole and pussy??
Buddy's gf
New celeb bread
>>714513249
Better version of the Showgril gif
>>714513319
go on
roll bitches
Rolling
rolll
brol
Rolll
Can I have chuunibyou hentai?
>>714508696
Sause?
>>714508696
mods
Draw Thread - Isn't this supposed to be the dead hour? Edition
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint
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pssst im gay for halo
>>714509036
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Pfff I see what you did there clever anon
>>714506815
Tord example
>
>>714509527
(you) but I'm just a simple ol Gengar
>>714509656
I would but naaah... nearly 3 AM and I should be 'responsible' and probably try sleeping again cause I've got a meeting first thing in the morning I gotta be on time for
Def...
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>>714509656
Shego is damn near hot enough to make me enjoy lesbo stuff.
>the episodes where she shows she's sweet too, fucking hell
>Kick ass and good at heart
Also, yeah, like an asteroid hit her familial home. She was originally a super hero with her siblings.
>>714508547
This is as far as I can get right now, my hands are killing me. Need a small break.
Also this is best thread.
>>714510472
Wat up
3 words /b/.
>>714509218
Shut up tramp
>>714509218
Blame the jews
I hate niggers.
"My feminine penis..."
>>714509218
its so big
CA thread
415 / 650 reporting
requesting Andy Lizzaraga of 626
Melanie chhem 626
trying to find nudes of this girl from my college
>>714509930
you have anymore 626 Alhambra?
>>714509930
cpp?
I dare /b/ to name a hotter porn star than Riley Reid
Lisa ann
checkmate athiests
>>714502673
>>714502977
shut up
Lexi belle
>>714502977
/ thread GG NO RE
Asian girls that alphas might fuck
>>714500581
true alphas only fuck Asians
>>714500581
>>714500741
>>714501804
>>714501804
>true alphas only fuck Asians
why is that?
>gooks are anything but lowest tier
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7.
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1 Any interest?
>>714509718
jesus christ no
>>714509617
full nude with face
>>714506989
>>714509434
WINRAR
Delivering?
>>714509718
yes. ff
