Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699486755
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>699493680
i dont really want to make anything hot
Saber claim
>>699493395
MGSV
You know what to do
Ok
Let's go
Allright there's an idea
Rolling
post your depressing lonely single guy meals
>>699486523
Pork?
Why isn't there at least salt and pepper on either of your vegetables? Jesus, that's basic.
>>699487044
I'll keep going
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>699482378
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Lol y not
>>699482378
Roll
331589214
Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
Also dick rate thread
Fag
>gay fag
Things I learned
>dicks really don't taste like anything to me
>you make a shit ton of more sounds than on porn
>I'm really good at sucking your dick
Bi
Dudes are more fun. More decisive
Girls are open minded
Generally bad smells all around
Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick
Sex on hard surfaces just isnt as enjoyable for either party
Bad things will happen
Slammin heads together or a bent dick
being circumcised sucks and makes me want to kill myself
S/fur thread with floofs, sneks, sharks and dergs, but most of all, STRONK!
Bump
Splendid
Faces of /b/
rate too
This is what /soc/ was made for you underage faggot GTFO.
inb4 aryan/10
>>699487098
Let the shitposting begin.
>>699487232
honorary reporting in, don't believe this shitlord, pure scandinavian cunt on the premises now
i r8 myself 2/10 lol fucking end me rightly
Trap / Sissy Thread
bump
>>699480358
who's that? more of this?
really into traps with tiny dicks
Hi boys
YOU ARE A BIG FAGGOT WHO IS SUCKING AND SWALLOWING DICKS WITH YOUR STUPID FAGGOT MOUTH YOU LITTLE FAG STUPID GAY FUCK YOU
In this thread, you will do your best to survive the zombie apocalypse.
**************************************************
You slowly open your eyes to the sound of music. It's your alarm. Your head is still ringing from the night before. Why did you ever choose to work at a bar?
You look to your left in your bed and see that you are alone. Your memory is somewhat blurry from the night before, but at least you didn't end up doing something stupid.
You roll out of bed and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
A. You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
B. You smile to yourself, still fit at 32. Your body is muscular, with a trim waist. With dark hair and dark eyes, you are definitely a handsome man. No wonder you have succumbed to the temptation of working in a bar so long; you can still pick up women with ease.
>>699479818
A few notes: First vote wins. All votes should refer to the previous section of the story.
Story sections can be drafted in about three minutes each time.
Everything is always OC, so there is no copypasta.
>>699479818
A please
>>699480082
You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
You smile to yourself as you look in the mirror, and your hands briefly cup your breasts. You sigh, looking over at the empty bed, and then walk over to the closet to pick an outfit for the day.
You have the day off, and so your day is going to be wide open. Your closet is full of a variety of outfits in accordance with your varied, eclectic tastes. You decide:
A. to put on a simple t-shirt that reads, "/b/itch" and a pair of tight jeans. You want to keep it casual today.
B. a short, white, tight dress. There is no reason not to look hot as fuck on your day off.
C. a pair of running shorts and a top. You definitely need to work out after drinking so much last night!
>>699480401
FB Fap thread - Titties edition
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
Black magic isn't real faggot.
Proof in the words.
>>699489475
I'll roll.
Both of those options would noticeably improve my situation right now...
>>699489475
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
ur a faget
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699472985
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>699485182
Just what you would expect from a thread on /b/. At least it's useful to find qt pics and characters.
>>699485382
Buttsex is not gay. Getting pegged by a girl is just as straight as vag intercourse.
>>699485454
Nothing out of the usual here, still mindlessly hoarding music, mainly shoegaze as off lately. What about you?
>>699485065
Also Phoenix Wright, and probably more.
>>699485623
Pretty sure a lot of people do the same as I do.
>>699486018
We all are a little Mai inside.
>>699486755
Claimed, desu~
>>699486755
Best rifle has been claimed
QoTT:
Does liking Fox/cat-girls make you a furry?
New loli thread boys
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/220/
>>699469927
>says YLYL
>posts gore
Wrong webm or are you just fucking stupid OP?
>>699469927
Lost
if you post in this thread, your mom will be immune to dying in her sleep ever again.
thanks
osd
>>699458519
shiet
>>699458519
nice
Fluffy and Anime Girl Thread?
cleavage bread
Fluffy thread
This is the entirely of the comic I have. I don't know who made it, or the proper title. I'd be kind of interested to see it continue.
>>699482535
Don't be a jackass rabbi. I'd really like it if fur threads could go up without a spammer in them due to someone being an idiot.
Photos you should not share
Im looking for a set of a girl with a 10\10 ass and tits. Photos had her in some pink and black garters, kik was posted and she got blackmailed into more. Does anyone have the set?
The 3rd reaction image in your folder is your face as you see the girl you love being creampied by a nigger
>>699475611
![WO [11].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/217/1471217860297.jpg "WO [11]")
![Syndra [159].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/172/1463172605422.jpg "Syndra [159]")
![SP [S] [24].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/214/1471214850751.jpg "SP [S] [24]")
