For vengeance against a neighbour,
I did something like this, but I hammered a nail to the tire so when the car moves, the nail will further pierce the tire.
Does /b/ think it will work?
do something like this
>>674482824
The thing doing the puncturing has to be hollow to allow air to escape. otherwise it'll be a slow leak.
>>674482824
Sidewall is better,. tire has to be replaced then
nail holes are easy to repair, maybe cut the stem off.
Well, I decided to kill myself /b/. How should I do it?
>>674484360
By old age
You think you're a fuckin badass huh, tell ya what. I'd beat the livin shit outta you kid. You ain't got shit on me. One time I went to a Planet Fitness and just fucked up every fatass in sight, and that was just for fun. One time, I was walkin down the street, and I punched some bitch right then and there. I took her purse too, old ass bitch ain't getting any social security now. Did I mention I'm a general in the Navy Seal Army? Anyway, if you still think your tough shit, let me know. I'll be the guy cummin on your girls face. Cause I'm just that badass. Oh, and before you sign your death wish, I bench 1,000kg for 600 reps. Come at me bro.
Go die in some obscure lake.
Leave clues on how to find your body. Make it an easter egg hunt for the authorities.
>>674484490
Fuck that. I want to be happy. They told me that it gets better but holy fuck I've been waiting more than a decade. I just want a way out of this endless pit of misery.
Family fap thread. Post your relatives you want to fuck. (Sis on left)
lovely stepdaughter
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
>>674482516
Dumb ass
>>674482516
nice
>>674482303
comment on her!
Okay I can't really find a lot of info on the web and I guess that a bunch of NEETs would know the answer to this one:
>be me
>be NEET (7 months passed, 10 more to go...)
>use PC for over 8 hours a day (literally nothing else to do)
>develop blurry vision, eyes feel tired and weak
>eyes can't focus up close any more, feel to tired to do so
What I already know is that my eyes are probably too tired and weak from the prolonged use of PC, what I want to know though is if that is permanent? I felt this way for a while now, eyes being tired and hard to focus for longer periods of time. I can't really stop using the PC, I must study for university, and don't tell me to use books since that wont change shit. Focusing on a short distance is just that.
>TL:DR is computer induced (whatever-the-fuck-requires-you-to-focus-for-long-periods-of-time induced) eye fatigue/strain/weakness permanent or it can go away with reducing the amount of time spent using my eyes extensively?
>>674480724
quit being a piece of shit and do something with your life
>>674480913
Thank you so much for contributing. What I'm doing with my life is studying for a university which I will attend starting next year but then again that wasn't really the point of the thread.
>>674480724
Not a neet.
Work on CPU (like what you do, but I get paid for it)
Google is your friend. You can get screens for your monitor, or eyeglasses.
>8 hours a day on cpu and I haven't learned how to google shit.
Dumbass. no wonder you're unemployed. Spend a few hours and learn to code, it's free to learn.
>and no I won't post a link for you you lazy piece of shit
>>674481281
what do you mean studying for university?
I'm looking for the D.I.Y for making a sex toy out of some rubber gloves. I seen it on here some time ago, but I didn't save the image.. actually I think it was a few images, step by step. Will post various hentai/r34.
LET
>>674483517
You had one job.
you done fucked up!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Majora1/
Hey guys I got a bunch of steam gifts/games that I dont really need so just add me and msg me which u want of any in the pic EXCEPT dont starve it would be cool if u can give a skin for csgo back but its not needed also voice chat if you want to discuss getting more than one.
>25 items in your whole steam inventory
seems legit
>>674482152
hey /b/ro add me back, it's firajaix
>>674482152
\
>that username
kek
hey if your just giving out here's my steam i see you have star wars knights of the old republic and would like that or bio shock too
http://steamcommunity.com/id/45789004/
Sup /b/, what do you think of my ass?
10/10
Would worship
Spread those cheeks
Time stamp or gtfo
anon,
why are u unhappy ?
i want Anal with my Girlfriend ...she dont like it what to do
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
'when the world is sick, can't no one be well'
cuz I can't find the webm with the cosplay chic that's getting her face grabbed
My brain is underdeveloped.
I need more sex
I need better friends
New Hunger games thread, cont. from >>674476827
First 24.
Dwight Schrute
Snake the Legend
>>674483961
Dio Batto
Omega Flowey
This chick i just fucked last night, bump for more.
Also pics you shouldn't share
>>674484128
Moar
>>674484332
Keep posting!
Welcome to club kek /b/
>Dubs get in
>Trips are VIP
>Quads are the owners
roll?
Can I get in
>>674484319
I'm on the list
Why do I get dandruff /b/
>I shower everyday
>Using small blob of shampoo
>Wash thoroughly
Can't be a cleanliness issue
Am i doomed to have dandruff forever?
Use a shampoo with Sacylic acid in it
There ain't no telling.
Could be too much hot water.
Could be skin condition.
Hell I was on accutane when I was younger and now I get dandruff in my eyebrows.
i dont know but u probably shouldnt ask a bunch of neckbeards with bad hygiene
It could be the type of shampoo you're using. or perhaps you're not using conditioner.
Sup /b/ I need your help. There's this girl I know and I don't know if I should fuck her or not. She's been doing stuff like cuddling with me and shaking her ass in my face. Dubs or higher decide what I do.
>>674479213
You seem like a faggot. Just ask her out or kys
>>674479213
why wouldnt you fuck her?
she hot or not?
>>674480382
She's about an 8
>>674479213
Ask her for tits and post here
Weird Porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isab7TJ43fc
Post girlfriends
Anal Girlfriend
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
go fuckyourself fagit
>>674481467
I have no anal just pussy fucking
Feels thread?
>I get depressed when I'm not at work, even when I'm doing things I like. When I'm at work, I long to have some time off to do the hobbies I like, the same hobbies that make me depressed when I'm doing them. Everyone I meet seems to leave me. I have no goals other than to make movies and I'm sitting on fifty thousand dollars worth of an inheritance, (which when I didn't have that money I dreamed of buying many fanciful things with) only to do nothing with it than pay bills. I swear, unless something fantastic happens that turns my life around for the better, I'm probably gonna bite the bullet after I make my movie.
>>674480185
What is your idea for the movie?
>>674480185
Hey anon, I've gone through the independent film process as an actor, and as someone who's filmed for hbo, I have to say it's one of the best experiences I've had, everyone on set was a friend, a part of a team that was making something cool, it was a great experience, and I think you'll enjoy it
>>674480928
It's a compilation of the crazy shit I see at my pizza delivery job animated in SFM. Pic related, one of the sets.
>>674481520
Shame is though I'd be doing all the animating myself other than voice work.
>>674480185
>friend dan is ugly asshole
>friend hannah is a literal goddess
>have a crush on her since i meet her pretty much
>she just told me 20 minutes ago that she has hada thing for dan
>i thought i was falling for her
>she drops this on me literally the day before i was going to confess how I felt
I'm a highschool faggot idk what to do.
Should i tell her anyway?
Should i pretend i have no opinion?
help /b/
ITT: We prove we are the oldest of oldfags.
New friend
>I want this back
CS:GO NIGNOG THREAD
>Quads names all skins
>Dubs names 1 skin of ur choice (if its not taken)|
Roll on my doods 8)
Skins:
Hyper Beast AWP
Hyper Beast M4A1-S
AK47 Vulcan
name the awp "Reddit army!"
>>674481142
reroll
spock
>>674480867
>>674481142
>>674481180
Ill be posting proof when some one gets something :^)
Greentext thread.
Storys where you fucked up, Ill start.
>Be me
>be 13 in year 9 at secondary school
>being 13, me and my friends were immature as fuck
>Loved memes before they were really mainstream
>hipster.jpg
>me and my friends for some reason liked the song "chocolate rain" way more than we should
>some autistic kid we knew called "harry" changed the lyrics of chocolate rain, and did this kind of tea-bagging motion along with it.
>The rape game was born.
>everyone would sit in a small room with a double door entrance near the playing field, or just out on the field
>one member of our group would circle around and sing this song to the tune of chocolate rain
>"Anal rape.... some stay dry but others feel the pain, Anal rapeeee.... a baby born will die in sodomy ANAL RAAPPEEE ect
>the person would sing this and walk around everyone before suddenly jumping on someone, teabagging them
>this was fucking stupid. we didnt really know why we played this.
>we played this for a solid 6 months before "the incident"
>we started attributing every action against each other as rape
>flick someones ear? "You just got raped!"
>tackle someone? "RAPED!"
>cont.
>>674481003
Continue and never stop posting till story is done
cont you cunt
>>674481003
Part 2.
>One day during maths class, I needed a piss real bad
>ask the teacher to go to the toilet, didnt really need to go, fucking maths class, fuck the system
>walk to the toilet, notice theres this new kid in there
>white hair, short, sunken eyes, he looksmlike a fucking faggot
>creep up behind him and squeeze his hips, that kind of squeeze that makes people spams
>"HAH! YOU JUST GOT RAPED!"
>proceeded to smoothly walk to the toilet cubicle
>"oi ya lil fucker"
>thick liverpool accent
>after my delicious shit, I walk to the mirror, sort out my hair
>GottaAttractThemBitchsYo
>calmly walk back into maths class and do work untill the end of the class
>as im walking out, people are whispering around that someones being raped
>what the fuck?
>start sweating and go home because last period
>cont.
>>674481564
why would you do that to the new kid?
