Welcome to club kek /b/
>Dubs get in
>Trips are VIP
>Quads are the owners
roll?
Can I get in
>>674484319
I'm on the list
Why do I get dandruff /b/
>I shower everyday
>Using small blob of shampoo
>Wash thoroughly
Can't be a cleanliness issue
Am i doomed to have dandruff forever?
Use a shampoo with Sacylic acid in it
There ain't no telling.
Could be too much hot water.
Could be skin condition.
Hell I was on accutane when I was younger and now I get dandruff in my eyebrows.
i dont know but u probably shouldnt ask a bunch of neckbeards with bad hygiene
It could be the type of shampoo you're using. or perhaps you're not using conditioner.
Sup /b/ I need your help. There's this girl I know and I don't know if I should fuck her or not. She's been doing stuff like cuddling with me and shaking her ass in my face. Dubs or higher decide what I do.
>>674479213
You seem like a faggot. Just ask her out or kys
>>674479213
why wouldnt you fuck her?
she hot or not?
>>674480382
She's about an 8
>>674479213
Ask her for tits and post here
Weird Porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isab7TJ43fc
Post girlfriends
Anal Girlfriend
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
go fuckyourself fagit
>>674481467
I have no anal just pussy fucking
Feels thread?
>I get depressed when I'm not at work, even when I'm doing things I like. When I'm at work, I long to have some time off to do the hobbies I like, the same hobbies that make me depressed when I'm doing them. Everyone I meet seems to leave me. I have no goals other than to make movies and I'm sitting on fifty thousand dollars worth of an inheritance, (which when I didn't have that money I dreamed of buying many fanciful things with) only to do nothing with it than pay bills. I swear, unless something fantastic happens that turns my life around for the better, I'm probably gonna bite the bullet after I make my movie.
>>674480185
What is your idea for the movie?
>>674480185
Hey anon, I've gone through the independent film process as an actor, and as someone who's filmed for hbo, I have to say it's one of the best experiences I've had, everyone on set was a friend, a part of a team that was making something cool, it was a great experience, and I think you'll enjoy it
>>674480928
It's a compilation of the crazy shit I see at my pizza delivery job animated in SFM. Pic related, one of the sets.
>>674481520
Shame is though I'd be doing all the animating myself other than voice work.
>>674480185
>friend dan is ugly asshole
>friend hannah is a literal goddess
>have a crush on her since i meet her pretty much
>she just told me 20 minutes ago that she has hada thing for dan
>i thought i was falling for her
>she drops this on me literally the day before i was going to confess how I felt
I'm a highschool faggot idk what to do.
Should i tell her anyway?
Should i pretend i have no opinion?
help /b/
ITT: We prove we are the oldest of oldfags.
New friend
>I want this back
CS:GO NIGNOG THREAD
>Quads names all skins
>Dubs names 1 skin of ur choice (if its not taken)|
Roll on my doods 8)
Skins:
Hyper Beast AWP
Hyper Beast M4A1-S
AK47 Vulcan
name the awp "Reddit army!"
>>674481142
reroll
spock
>>674480867
>>674481142
>>674481180
Ill be posting proof when some one gets something :^)
Greentext thread.
Storys where you fucked up, Ill start.
>Be me
>be 13 in year 9 at secondary school
>being 13, me and my friends were immature as fuck
>Loved memes before they were really mainstream
>hipster.jpg
>me and my friends for some reason liked the song "chocolate rain" way more than we should
>some autistic kid we knew called "harry" changed the lyrics of chocolate rain, and did this kind of tea-bagging motion along with it.
>The rape game was born.
>everyone would sit in a small room with a double door entrance near the playing field, or just out on the field
>one member of our group would circle around and sing this song to the tune of chocolate rain
>"Anal rape.... some stay dry but others feel the pain, Anal rapeeee.... a baby born will die in sodomy ANAL RAAPPEEE ect
>the person would sing this and walk around everyone before suddenly jumping on someone, teabagging them
>this was fucking stupid. we didnt really know why we played this.
>we played this for a solid 6 months before "the incident"
>we started attributing every action against each other as rape
>flick someones ear? "You just got raped!"
>tackle someone? "RAPED!"
>cont.
>>674481003
Continue and never stop posting till story is done
cont you cunt
>>674481003
Part 2.
>One day during maths class, I needed a piss real bad
>ask the teacher to go to the toilet, didnt really need to go, fucking maths class, fuck the system
>walk to the toilet, notice theres this new kid in there
>white hair, short, sunken eyes, he looksmlike a fucking faggot
>creep up behind him and squeeze his hips, that kind of squeeze that makes people spams
>"HAH! YOU JUST GOT RAPED!"
>proceeded to smoothly walk to the toilet cubicle
>"oi ya lil fucker"
>thick liverpool accent
>after my delicious shit, I walk to the mirror, sort out my hair
>GottaAttractThemBitchsYo
>calmly walk back into maths class and do work untill the end of the class
>as im walking out, people are whispering around that someones being raped
>what the fuck?
>start sweating and go home because last period
>cont.
>>674481564
why would you do that to the new kid?
h/fur no sage edition
KEEP THREAD ALIVE
OP DELIVERS FOR ST PATTYS DAY!!
I WILL BE GOING ON THIS CAM:
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THE CAM HAS SOUND, I WILL BE YELLING NIGGER HEIL HITLER AND ANY OTHER SHIT I CAN THINK OF TO DISTURB ALL THE NORMIES
IM WEARING GREEN SHIRT AND BEIGE SHORTS
NO TROLL
PLEASE BUMP
PLEASE RECORD
WILL DO IT 15 MINUTES AFTER FIRST BUMP SO I KNOW /b/ IS WATCHING
>>674481143
FUCKING DO IT
BUMP COME ON!
Sloppy joooeeeeee
BUMPED
Waifu claiming thread. Version 7.12
>Sleepy edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>674482416
megumin
Obligatory claim.
im immortal
Calm down everyone, the best waifu has arrived.
Hey /b/, non /b/tard here, explain to me why Bernie Sanders should get my vote, and how he will improve this country.
>>674480958
bump
>>674480958
Can't vote for someone who won't be nominated
>>674481380
What does that mean?
>>674481380
>being this delusional
Hillary's already blown her load. The rest of these states are predicted to be at least 80-90% Bernie winners by landslide numbers. She's only got about 200 delegates more than he does. But keep being a media drone, dumb faggot.
Fuck it /b/ sucks hard dick. Trap threads, rate my dick threads, rate my cousins feet and tell me how you would fuck him treads, Donald Trump threads, cum tribute threads, facebook fap thread, pictures you are not allowed to share threads, pictures you are not allowed to share threads, pictures you are not allowed to share threads, cock tribute threads, pictures you are not allowed to share threads, pics that you shouldn't be sharing but do anyway threads... fuck this shit
u fotgot picturess youre not allowed to share threads
Most of that shit should be on /soc/
we should turn this into a pics you shouldn't share thread
quads gets homemade cp i made with my cousin
Quads. No lol.
Fuck it roll for shit and giggles
>>674481816
Re roll
Snapchat sluts to follow. I'll start with one and share more if you fags share too. Either chicks who like to sext or post nudes/sex on their stories.
SC: lovely.libby
Share yours and I'll share more...
Bump. Come on faggots
Lieveeveil
Amazing big boobs and Cute face.
Loves dickpixx
aebange
Challengedadult
Like /b/?
Bump
>>674480879
You like?
straight sh0ta thread
>>674478914
All shota is good shota. But this is the least good kind.
Now technically speaking, this shota could very well indeed be straight.
BUMP!!!
>>674479834
This one's bisexual. I'm trying.
>>674479834
no batman fucks him GAAYY lol
Death to the Upper classes in Great Britain! May the workers seize the means of production as the Anarchists did in Catalonia in the 30's none of this communist State Capitalist shite! We need true Leftism, also fuck your counterproductive SJW bollocks too, you'll be lined up with the rest of them!!!
>>674478615
So I'm assuming you're voting IN?
>>674478615
Hello, my comrade.
>>674478870
No OUT fuck big business (TTIP), fuck oppressive Islamic invasion which will reverse all that which we fought so hard to achive (Women's rights, Gay rights, Freedom of expression!) Death to the EU!!! I don't understand how a leftist could be for such bollocks!!
>>674479156
Fuck you you communist State Capitalist scum!!! Sincerely OP
Sloppy Joe's Bar, OP never delivar.. 404!? UNACCEPTABLE
>>674480217
bump
ok LETS GO
where is that lostfag
still waiting. now its your turn to deliver newOP
The guy in the blue shirt eating the burrito went inside
