Claim your Goddess /b/
Claimed!
Claimed!
>>680973728
name one fetish dumber than feets
protip: you can't
Floor tiles
>>680972577
Gay men in dresses, aka traps.
scary Bilbo baggins porn
eating poop
Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe.
>>680975961
dan the man
I heard of an archived thread about a guy fucking Sandra bullock in the shower
>>680975961
i find that hard to believe
>>680975961
it's not like you can prove it in any way
i can say i fuck't the queen of england and you would find it hard to believe
one word story time /b/. the
>>680974800
End
Wrong
loneliness
end.
Creepshot Thread
yes more !
>>680970583
face please full body
I'm a grown, 21 year old man. My mom just locked my door from the inside out and I can't leave my room, because I asked if i could go for a walk and she started yelling at me about how she knew I was gonna go buy drugs and im a little fucking prick.
I hate my family.
Dubs decides how I break out and what I do to my mom. No murder, rape or anything super bad. Can't post pics because phone is in living room. Just trapped in here with a TV, computer and Vitamin D+ gummies.
>>680975438
Sorry anon, the only thing you can do is an hero.
eat your vitamin gummies and goto sleep
>>680975438
how's high school?
>>680975438
You sound like a worthless cockbreath anyways if you let your mother control your life at that age
UVATING on kik. what happened to her? she sent nudes out to some guy pretending to be rick?
second
no one knows?
gawd... no one?
>>680975234
damn, makes me sad op.
Latina thread?
>>680978756
Delicioso
yesssss
Sup /b/ Im getting married in a few months and ive been contemplating life the last few months.
On the surface im your average joe working the 9-5 train, pay my taxes blah blah blah but behind the scenes i've lived a pretty crazy life and even through some terrible shit has happened I met this awesome girl and I managed to get her to say yes so yay for me but it has started making me think.
I have a wild fascination with the world have have started travelling to a few country(live in south africa so poor fag when shit comes to travel and need to safe up for shit long) and have never stopped myself from experiencing shit in life, partied hard from early on ,sex drugs and rock'n'roll, dealt for a while making some scratch to survive ,growing up in a troubled household you get tough or get dead,
then i get exposed to my fiance's normal family life, real american dream type shit, dad's a respected deputy principal, mom's a home maker, sister is a accountant, brother is a lawyer, noone's ever even smoked a jay never mind done half the whack shit i've pulled, fairly well off due to granpa leaving behind quite a hefty sum in his will.
i just cant see myself ever being that normal.
now to give some back story of exactly how fucked up shit can get here is a lil meet the family we tried organizing about a month ago
we arrange a family vacation for a weekend away and her entire extend family falls in ( and i mean everyone /b/ros like uncles aunts granma the whole goddamn family) and make it this super vaykay and my shithole fam never even pitch coz they had a bitch fit with each other and just fucked off
now back to the point of the post, i have been doing some serious soul search due to the upcoming wedding and i dont know if i can be this person, how /b/ do you leave a lifetime of thoughts and experiences behind and become normal???
You sounds like a faggot.
Protip: get old
>>680980618
Abort. You are answering your own question. This is not you.
>>680981194
expected response now either give thoughts or just go newfag somewhere else,not expecting much responses but not in the mood for a troll
>>680981696
>go newfag somewhere else
kek
leora's dog is going full retard
>>680981143
kek
is this animal abuse already? they never walk that dog, do they? they just take turns sitting on their pc all day not fucking each other not caring about the dog.
they piss me off kinda
he can't decide between murdering it and fucking it.
now leora said something and he stopped
>>680981143
Do any of you pay for this? Or just watch the free stuff like i do?
post what mouse you use with timestamp and rate others
don't currently have a functioning camera but I'm using logitech g300
>>680980539
Nice trac ball 7/10
>the mouse and board currently plugged into my PC I have others but hardly use them
>>680980738
6/10
>pic related
>>680980539
dont understand why people use those, on the otherhand, who am i to judge with a 4$ mouse
Post vagoos like this
I would eat all these poopers even if dirty
dubs gets nudes of my sister (right)
Bullshit
>>680982652
This is some celeb, asshat...plus you didn't post shit in the last thread you made
Ergo...fuck off
Rolling anyway
>>680982652
Tits or gtfo
I got drunk and tied my girlfriend up. Then i let my friends gangbang her. I now regret it.
>>680973758
Why? Sounds like a hot time...
Pics or didn't happen faggot
>>680973758
no you didnt
>>680973758
That is one cute ass. MOAR!!!
Thoughts on my relative? What would you do? Moar if interest
Bump
got anymore?
>>680980234
Yeah...like?
Yeah I don't know why but I'd hit like a 747 hitting a building
Thanks mr.penis!
Bonus:
Dubs=2 inches
Trips= u get fucced by a trap
Quads= ur cock falls off
>>680981465
Thanks Mr. Penis
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>680981465
>>680981465
thanks mr.penis
Thanks Mr. Penis
Worst thing you've ever done. Plz open up.
No judgment.
I made cringe content.
lol?
>>680978365
I hit a girl that i like with a door knob close to the eye, she had to be in a hospital for a week
Check em!
warning: participating in this thread may cause irreparable damage to your health and can even lead to death. do it at your own risk
god-mode: go with 3 digits
see you on the other side faggots!
>>680980220
I want to die anyways.
>>680980325
dammit.
Shit why not
>>680980220
do it faggot
"Don't fuck the bunny"
>Partner and I just watched Zootopia
>Partner is relatively smaller than me
>Is a fucking bun and reminds me of Judy in my ways
>"We should cosplay Nick and Judy!"
>I agree ofc
>Turns out they want sexual roleplay as Nick and Judy
>I'm gonna fuck the bunny
>>680980903
People died, for this?
>>680980903
Enjoy it while it lasts. Soon she'll be used to your touch and everything you say or try will only serve to bore her. She'll either seek sexual fantasy in other men or accept a sexless life - meanwhile you'll spend your every waking moment frustrated that what was once such great sexual compatibility managed to fade away
>>680980903
Partner? They?
Muh Pronouns!
>>680980903
>partner
>partner
>they
Just say you're fucking a dude and be done with it.
>milfcest
