No porn Webm thread ? Porn Webm thread.
Also need sauce on that
>>676330856
Sauce?
>>676330856
please give me her name
>>676331936
Julia Child
Sup mememeisters.
feeling generous today....
roll.
>>676368314
Get
Rollliiiiiin
>>676368314
Paypal:
[email protected]
>>676368499
Where is my money
PA thread 814 here
>>676358114
yeah ive got altoona nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
>>676358114
>implying anyone has any fucking clue where the girls in random selfies from the internet come from
>implying it fucking matters
You're not going to see anyone you know. You're not going to get a girls name and facebook. You're not going to hold hands with her at the mall, you lonely retard.
814 bump
s/fur thread
now with more scales!
bumpitty bump bump
Get I here faggots, and gimmie some Judy
>>676355008
I think you'd have more people if you TOLD US you made a new thread
Bampo
The fuck everyone at?
most Beautifull feet or cum on feet webm/pics
Why do you think feets are beautifull? Explain
What's the sluttiest outfit taytay has worn so far?
>>676361527
Probably that bikini were you could see her ass crack
>>676361527
this one for photoshoot
>>676362383
Sauce that pls
>>676362383
>>676362769
seconded
I just don't fucking get it /b/
> I have a 3.8 GPA at a top 15 school
> I'm a Division I athlete
> I'm jacked/cut as shit and have at least a 9/10 body
> Fairly wealthy with multiple internship experiences
> I'm white
Life is just unfair I hate myself so much. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. I've only had sex 3 times in my life. One girl I've fucked twice in the past ~6 weeks but she takes hours or even days to respond to my texts. I want to turn her into a girlfriend but she just texted me a few hours ago saying "I'm allowed to fuck other girls" after I commented that we haven't seen each other in a while. Obviously this is a FWB situation at the most and I'll never be able to turn her into a girlfriend.
I take active steps to get laid more and it never works. I never hook up with drunk sluts at parties. I just got stood up after driving 2 hours round trip to meet up with a girl on Tinder who wasn't even that attractive in her photos.
I don't know what more I can do. I've had depression for 5+ years and spent years of my life trying to turn it around but I'm still just as depressed as I was in high school. I think about suicide every fucking hour. My antidepressants don't do anything for me and I just want to kill myself. If it wasn't for my parents I'd have already killed myself years ago.
I don't think I'll ever get a girlfriend /b/. I don't think I'll ever be a father. I don't think I'll ever have anyone other than my parents truly love me.
Bang hookers its way cheaper then dating
>>676364948
I'd rather kill myself than pay for sex.
If you expect others to love you you first have to love yourself, dude
>>676364636
Dude what the fuck. If you're telling the truth youre doing just fine with your life. why do you want a gf so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gq-C0c3Fks
anyone else hate h3h3?
This is either really bad bait or you are retarded
i fucken hate that faggot jew ethan and his horse faced wife
who the fuck cares?
hey femanons, which one would you prefer?
>>676359866
Depends on how wealthy and successful they are. If the guy on the left is rich then I'd prefer him but I'd sleep with the guy on the right.
>>676359866
the left one looks loaded, the other one looks like a struggling artist that gets all his money busking...ew....
>>676360033
even with dubs i wont allow fat shaming on this board
#bodyshaming #freethenipples #manrights
>>676359866
ofcourse the right one. who in their right minds would ever pick a fat, balding small dick manboobs over a handsome, fit big dicked hottie? and don't even blame anybody for that, because every guy would also never pick a 300lb whale over a slim and beautiful piece of ass.
No Rekt thread? Rekt thread
>image
>dot
>gif
kek
>>676356058
>save the thumbnail
>>676356775
weeaboo faggot
Odds fap
Evens nap
>>676359222
at least you got the trips
ROLLIN
>>676359098
llor
Pls nap
Fnap
ever had a massage with a happy ending?
how was it?
share any stories?
>>676352342
Meh. Got the clap.
Was in Vietnam (Vietnamese friend was visiting family, invited me.) and went to a massage parlor (same friend told me they were th best). Went and after the massage she started giving me a hand job, left and another girl came in and had sex with me. Best sex i've ever had, but I got the clap.
Would do it again if I could though.
Yes I have.
I cummed.
She didn't tell me a story. She just touched my penis.
>Asks if I am allergic to latex
>Unattractive female
>Unclean room
>Perfect massage
>Nudges me on my side
>Roll over, diamonds
>Straight for the penis.jpg
>Stretch
Note: No verbal confirmation as to what was about to happen. I tried to catch her eyes as I was settling my fee, but she was already texting.
>>676352342
Saw local woman post on CL and backpage for a long time. Reviews checked out so I set up a visit. Massage was relaxing. After I flipped she asked if I wanted hand or mouth finish. I said both and she agreed. She removed the towel and started laughing at my micropenis. She asked a bunch of questions about it which made me lose my erection. I got dressed and rushed home and drank an entire bottle of whisky and took a bunch of pills. Sadly, I woke up.
Post god tier natural tits.
Only the best.
The villain of the last movie you saw is trying to kill you. The hero of the last tv-show is protecting you. How fucked are you?
>watching movies with villains
>>676345907
Zombies and Rick Grimes. I'm fucking golden.
>>676345907
>17 again
Villan: Stan
>modern family
Hero: familia
I'm good
The bent cop from godfather's tryna kill me, the major from ghost in the shell's protecting me. I'll be aight muh nig.
rate/request for more
>>676357242
Body like J Law
>>676357242
Would slap those titties around/10
>>676357242
MOAR! ¡¡
r34 anyone?
>>676350276
>>676350276 more
>>676350588
Which to sniff?
>>676350276 moar
Let me ask you something /b/. I have a very select group of people I'd call friends that I've known for years. These "friends" invite me to hang out but when I get there they only seem bored and can't wait for me to leave. This causes me to overthink and have anxiety when I'm around them. What are your friends like?
I have 'friends' and friends.
My 'friends' are people I know IRL, they're kinda assholes, but I hold onto them just so I have someone to hang around with. Sometimes they can be okay but they get too much at times.
My friends are people I talk to online, pretty chill, don't talk to them all all the time but they're good to me, can rely on them.
>tfw i'm a fucking loser
>>676357919
I'm truly a boring person when I'm overthinking and can't gather my thoughts well enough to joke around with my friends and I feel like these friends ive known fir years are still my friends based on that I've known them for a while. I'm not a loser I am just an antisocial mess who can't make new and better friends.
>>676357553
>>676357919
the feels. for me every group of friends ive had does the same shit.
>hey anon come hang out every day with us
>hey guys whats up
>ignores, acts bored,
>hey imma go
>no dont leave please
>oh okaay
i just figure im either there to get used, a filler person so the people injviting me have a distraction from how much they hate themselves, theyre trying to fuck me over, or the most plausible but not in my head that theyre just boring people trying to chill with other people. idk op, people are fucking weird.
I've got two good friends that ask me to hang out with them, and I do the same. Then there are satellite friends that I could invite if I were with a couple of other guys and it would be fun to have them around. Just keep trying anon, there are good friends out there, it just takes a lot of filtering and refining to find the keepers that you seemingly never get bored with.
Yo /b/, who's your favorite pornstar at the moment? Mine is this nasty bitch.
Naomi woods claimed
>>676334217
Veronica Avluv claimed
>>676334217
tine kay
>>676334217
This sexy little slut
Is it possible to pay attention and respect your french TA after you've seen a glass dildo buried in their asshole?
>>676358089
1. post moar
2. how did you see this?
>>676358089
Moar please, diamonds
post pic
>>676358089
only as long as her face is visible in the pics
