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kek
>>676356058
>save the thumbnail
>>676356775
weeaboo faggot
Odds fap
Evens nap
>>676359222
at least you got the trips
ROLLIN
>>676359098
llor
Pls nap
Fnap
ever had a massage with a happy ending?
how was it?
share any stories?
>>676352342
Meh. Got the clap.
Was in Vietnam (Vietnamese friend was visiting family, invited me.) and went to a massage parlor (same friend told me they were th best). Went and after the massage she started giving me a hand job, left and another girl came in and had sex with me. Best sex i've ever had, but I got the clap.
Would do it again if I could though.
Yes I have.
I cummed.
She didn't tell me a story. She just touched my penis.
>Asks if I am allergic to latex
>Unattractive female
>Unclean room
>Perfect massage
>Nudges me on my side
>Roll over, diamonds
>Straight for the penis.jpg
>Stretch
Note: No verbal confirmation as to what was about to happen. I tried to catch her eyes as I was settling my fee, but she was already texting.
>>676352342
Saw local woman post on CL and backpage for a long time. Reviews checked out so I set up a visit. Massage was relaxing. After I flipped she asked if I wanted hand or mouth finish. I said both and she agreed. She removed the towel and started laughing at my micropenis. She asked a bunch of questions about it which made me lose my erection. I got dressed and rushed home and drank an entire bottle of whisky and took a bunch of pills. Sadly, I woke up.
Post god tier natural tits.
Only the best.
The villain of the last movie you saw is trying to kill you. The hero of the last tv-show is protecting you. How fucked are you?
>watching movies with villains
>>676345907
Zombies and Rick Grimes. I'm fucking golden.
>>676345907
>17 again
Villan: Stan
>modern family
Hero: familia
I'm good
The bent cop from godfather's tryna kill me, the major from ghost in the shell's protecting me. I'll be aight muh nig.
rate/request for more
>>676357242
Body like J Law
>>676357242
Would slap those titties around/10
>>676357242
MOAR! ¡¡
r34 anyone?
>>676350276
>>676350276 more
>>676350588
Which to sniff?
>>676350276 moar
Let me ask you something /b/. I have a very select group of people I'd call friends that I've known for years. These "friends" invite me to hang out but when I get there they only seem bored and can't wait for me to leave. This causes me to overthink and have anxiety when I'm around them. What are your friends like?
I have 'friends' and friends.
My 'friends' are people I know IRL, they're kinda assholes, but I hold onto them just so I have someone to hang around with. Sometimes they can be okay but they get too much at times.
My friends are people I talk to online, pretty chill, don't talk to them all all the time but they're good to me, can rely on them.
>tfw i'm a fucking loser
>>676357919
I'm truly a boring person when I'm overthinking and can't gather my thoughts well enough to joke around with my friends and I feel like these friends ive known fir years are still my friends based on that I've known them for a while. I'm not a loser I am just an antisocial mess who can't make new and better friends.
>>676357553
>>676357919
the feels. for me every group of friends ive had does the same shit.
>hey anon come hang out every day with us
>hey guys whats up
>ignores, acts bored,
>hey imma go
>no dont leave please
>oh okaay
i just figure im either there to get used, a filler person so the people injviting me have a distraction from how much they hate themselves, theyre trying to fuck me over, or the most plausible but not in my head that theyre just boring people trying to chill with other people. idk op, people are fucking weird.
I've got two good friends that ask me to hang out with them, and I do the same. Then there are satellite friends that I could invite if I were with a couple of other guys and it would be fun to have them around. Just keep trying anon, there are good friends out there, it just takes a lot of filtering and refining to find the keepers that you seemingly never get bored with.
Yo /b/, who's your favorite pornstar at the moment? Mine is this nasty bitch.
Naomi woods claimed
>>676334217
Veronica Avluv claimed
>>676334217
tine kay
>>676334217
This sexy little slut
Is it possible to pay attention and respect your french TA after you've seen a glass dildo buried in their asshole?
>>676358089
1. post moar
2. how did you see this?
>>676358089
Moar please, diamonds
post pic
>>676358089
only as long as her face is visible in the pics
[Gold membership required to view post]
No.
>>676361336
Dis gon be guud!
how does i make gold post?
You kek you lose
>>676347692
>having sex after death
Aight
GO!
Wish me luck
>>676365637
Awww...
>>676365637
kek
stay cool
boy butt bread
love me some tight smooth boy butts
Snap? some?
ITT: we dicuss whether or not atheism is hypocritical.
First off i want to say that i n no way am saying that it is not possible that a god does not exist, it is just the that we know next to nothing about the universe and physics when you think about it and it is in my opninion arrogant to say with absolute certainty whether ot not there is a god. now i'll get into my main argument in a sec, but i also want to point out that this ofcourse also applies to theist of all kinds, but since atheists seem to base their belief off of science i think this discussion is best directed towars them.
also just to establish what a god is (imo) im going to make some criteria. notice that a god does not have to be the god in the bible, quoran, old testement and so on, but rather a being that is beyond the morals that we as humans have set. a god has to be all powerful, that means he needs to be able to break the laws that we believe to be absolute, that means the law of eqivielent ( idk cant spell that shit) exchance, gravity and the law of relativity and so on. that which we call god must be above all this to achieve the state of god, ótherwise it will just be an entity whom is above us.
now my main argument is the fact that every single atheist i have ever, and i mean EVER met, believes that the universe started with the big bang, and basically all scientists believe this. now according to everything that we know the big bang makes no fucking sense at all. this is based off the fact that the big bang was indeed the start of the universe. now how the flying fuck can everything come from nothing. according to every rule in every science and every math 1 can only equal 1. nothing more and nothing less, and if this is not true then we cannot exist.
>inb4 my grammar is shit
>inb4 my spelling is sit
>inb4 there was so much nothing that it collapsed and created everything beacuse hoky shit that is fucking stupid and i have heard people say that
now my thoughts on the problem that i just proposed is that we were created from another universe that does not neccesarily abide by the laws that we know of. this could mean that it exists in a higher dimension or some shit bottom line is that we would be a program which would amke sense since every thing makes mathmatical sense. ofcourse i dont know this and just to clarify i am agnostic so dont call me an idiot for being a theist cuz i aint son.
rumber bumber
What makes someone an atheist? Does that word simply refer to people who don't go to Church regularly? Most people don't even think about God
>>676349081
Agnostic atheism is reasonable, but I completely agree with you about atheism on a whole being hypocritical.
Is height and dick size related?
I'm 5'7 and my cock is six inches. whats yours?
1'37 with a 9001 inch cock
4'3" man, 14" cawk. Can deep throat myself. It's great.
6' 3"
6 inches on a good day.
Probably not.
5'7"-7"
Is there any group of people more willfully ignorant than Anti-Vaxxers?
>> Protip: no, there is not
>>676360975
liberals and feminists
>>676360975
Feminists and progressives
The fact that you have people like that in the US proves that it is definitely not a 1st world country.
>>676361132
>>676361285
What about niggers?
so my girlfriend has this yeast infection for a month now and we can't have sex. she also can't give me head "because it makes her horney but then she can't even masturbate". well OK, no big deal, this shit happens and we've already been together for 2 years and had lots of sex. I know she isn't making this up and cheating or some shit, everything's fine. BUT, last night i checked her computer and saw she's been browsing pornhub. so she IS masturbating! Obviously I can't tell her that I checked her browser history, but what WILL I say to her?
also loli thread. pic related because she is a fucking hot loli.
you know I can't just say "i know for a fact that you've been masturbating so why won't you give me head?" then obviously she would ask "how do you know?" and I can't just say "just because".
Congrats on your shit taste in lolis and women
>>676363472
h-how did you get a loli girlfriend?
please, i need to know
>>676363472
post pic of her and what kind of porn was she watching?
drawthread
More like chess thread, with drawthread on the side
>>676361821
this is worse than tuba, but it's ok because drawfags are doing it
Oh okay, wrong thread.
Requests?
roll bitches
reroll
imma roll till i like it
