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Midday Celeb thread - Tell the boss you have an important meeting with Victoria
Shirley Manson is here to make you cum.
I like emma better but VJ is pretty hot
>>705868438
>>705868242
Vicki J is talentless... needs to be somebody's trophy bride. Can't act, can't sing.
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705858211
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>705867068 (tomoko)
not sure what that means honestly, just play germans man
fuck that stupid vodka drinking country
>>705866259
What research?!
>>705866439
Yes, yes I would.
And what, happy I stopped posting pics?
>>705866474
They can stop giving me shekkles!
Ehhh, I know it is. But still, I wear that stuff, and then see myself in a reflection, and just can't stop thinking of how bad I look. It's why when I go to cons and such, I avoid large glass panes at all costs!
Hikage
Check 1:11 please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaIHkm09cr8
This is exactly what I did aswell
>>705866474
Hello Umi, how are you?
>>705866836
W-what? What are you saying? Lewd!
>>705866990
I'm jealous. But if I hadn't gotten at least some sleep, I'd probably be very poorly of today
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>>705866475
How are you doing today?
Tell me about your ex. Why didn't it work out?
Mine. Became addicted to drugs.
My ex had an old highschool ex who had moved out of town and ditched her, then this ex started messaging her on email while we were together.
She broke up with me on the promise that he was coming back, and when surprise surprise he never came back, she came up with the idea of blaming me and that I was for some reason pretending to be him to catfish her. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Last thing she ever said was that if I ever tried to talk to her again shed place a restraining order on me, not that that would be a problem
my last ex claimed to find Christ quit drinking and self harm only to be supressing it, and then after 6 months face timed me with a 9 mm in her mouth saying I can't get there in time to stop anything. I got there and it was all for attention. (superficial lacerations by scissors on lateral aspect of forearm) three suicide notes written one to me and two to her parents. after that she said it wasn't my fault and if she wanted to do it she would've. I broke it off the next day because she cornered me asking if I would stay with her (obviously not) then after she...
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>>705856463
Dd you catfish her?
She was an un-loyal whore that wanted to fuck every guy that moved.
>>705856590
Nope, but she looked up the IP of the emails from her 'ex', and it was from our uni, so obviously it must have been me
s/fur bread ride fred and pals do things
alos arrancar
awfully quiet in here suddenly
>>705865526
I got a long-range haul to make in ETS2. Truck ain't gon' drive itself.
>>705865588
put it into Maximum Overdrive
Discord thread
https://discord.gg/BCXB5M7
>>705868759
source now
Deutschfaden am Morgen
Fragen
1. Wie geht's
2. Gut geschlafen?
3. Heute mal das schöne Wetter geniessen
4.. Was gibts/gabs zu Mittag?
>>705859928
Und Deus Vult!
>>705859928
>1. Wie geht's
urlaub & hatte heute schon sex also 10/10
>2. Gut geschlafen?
ja
>3. Heute mal das schöne Wetter geniessen
ja geh gleich mit freundin wandern (sind im bayerischer wald)
>4.. Was gibts/gabs zu Mittag?
wanderproviant (belegte brötchen/ hartgekochte eier usw)
OP is ne dumme Fotze
>>705859928
Kannst ja mal deine eigenen Fragen beantworten um den Faden am Leben zu halten
>>705859928
>1. Wie geht's
5/10
>2. Gut geschlafen?
Geht so
>3. Heute mal das schöne Wetter geniessen
Mal sehen
>4.. Was gibts/gabs zu Mittag?
Weiß nicht, erstmal Frühstück
creepshot thread v2. lets go.
>>705859130
Just gonna dump her to get the thread going.
>>705859130
Doing the lord's work
>>705859241
>>705859326
Post blowjob
>>705859326
>>705859392
>>705863876
Seen her before a while ago
This X 1000!
Saw her on pictureswap, need moar
Anyone get more of this set? Was posted a long time ago I remember there were 5 or 6
Im back ready to judge your Facebook Faps, post pics of FB girls you fap to and I'll rate them
or do you prefer indians?
Why don't you go fap to regular porn like others do op.
Go find your own fap material you faggot.
>>705861863
he wants to pretend he can cuck people because no actual woman will talk to him
Legendary threads
here
more
even more
take
drawthread
salt edition
Thank you to the anon with the kind words...
>>705854515
Draw a cross between pepe and spurdo sparde
post girls and anons will guess how many dicks theyve taken and what their favorite position is
>>705858836
I'm guessing 3 and missionary.
>>705859172
>>705859196
missionary wont reach her favorite hole if you know what i mean
>>705859196
5, and she's definitely titfucked before
>>705859196
7 and doggystyle, after long blowjob
FB/ Insta fap threaad 2
cant stop cumming to her!
>>705859764
Post something of your childhood and we try to determine your age and your personality
>>705856007
>007
Goldeneye?
>>705856007
You're in your late 20s, I know that much.
>>705856095
I need to play that. I have not yet and my friends tell me it's good.
>>705856164
close! but no vape
Do trannies that actually look like girls exist?
Trannys are allright and all. I finally got a hooker to fufill my fantasy.
It wasnt that great and kinda what i expected. Though they look like a woman they still very much smell like a man (Women have a sweet smell to them imo) and they taste like a man as well. If you dont know what im talking about its because you have either not had sex with a woman or not had sex with a woman or a man.
>>705851161
>"they either have the right pheromones or you don't care"
ftfy
>>705851161
Yeah anon
Men tend to taste like men
It's a pheromone thing
Your animal side still knows it's a man
It smells it
>>705851314
thx bud
>>705851161
>smell like a man
Strange. Just a few weeks after hormones all musk turned into a completely different sweetish smell for me. Maybe its just genetics or something.
Can we get a incest thread going?
Bumping just because
>>705852090
anyone lucky enough to fuck their own sister? any advice??
>>705852090
>>705848634
fag
I can post some screencaps of some greentexts. I only really have cousin incest, and brother/sister.
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Cuck Thread.
Post your sluts
kik hit me up if you want cuck / share / bull
cucklordmate
>>705855475
feckin hot, more?
Post girls and have other anons say what they would do
how would you take her virgitnity?
how would you use this mouth?
>>705858349
ITT SECRETS
>>705849528
I was molested by my Dad ever since I was a Toddler.
I'm 32 and we still fuck.
I'm a guy btw.
I do hypnosis sometimes as a hobby and occasionally I jerk off while they're under.
My first sexual experience happend when I was 14. It happened with my 8 year old cousin. Her mom and moms boyfriend were out of town and she was staying with us. My mom was a nurse and was heading out for her shift and left me in charge of her. I mostly let do what she wanted and tried to ignore her and play video games. She asked if I would play outside with her. I said no but she could play in the backyard of she wanted. Some time goes by and I hear the back door open and her come in so I go to check on her. She is completely filthy. Coverd in dirt and spiderwebs and some...
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>>705850792
Fucked Fucked up and hot
Good read, also reported to FBI
>>705849528
MY MOMS CAR TRIED TO FINGER ME IN THE BACK OF MY FRIEND
dicks and butts
>>705859211
what about big meaty pecs?
>>705859322
those are nice as well
>>705859156
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/
>>705859322
What about them?
