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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
When is it ok to rape a woman?
Never you stupid edgy virgin. implying you could even overpower a woman
When you're an on duty cop
>>768126860
You would have to be stronger than her first.
When you can afford a good lawyer.
>>768126860
Are you implying there are times when it's not okay?
Does my stoner ex who never has any money look like she would suck her dealer off for drugs? Pic is her. I can post a pic of him too. They were "friends" for a long time before i knew her and she would always have weed but never any money
>>768125997
post lewds
Post her nudes
The truth is she probably rationalizes him as a booty call with an additional fringe benefit.
Because of feminism.
Well yeah, she's sucked me off for weed before... She had nice tits too, do you have pics of her tits? Post her tits
>>768126051
>>768126032
Fuck her
>>768126083
Goddam, ye not suprsied, fuckin hell
>>768126263
Ok
fb/ig 2
>>768125319
>>768124782
>>768124782
sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce please
Daily reminder that tipping is retarded.
>>768125481
daily reminder that if you don't tip you're a scumbag and deserve spit and other things in your food
stick to the drive thru if you can’t afford a reasonable tip
>>768125957
>daily reminder: waiters will fuck with your food if you don't give them free money
>>768126230
Who says I can't afford it? I don't want to give out free money to people that don't deserve it.
>>768125957
employer is supposed to pay you pleb shit
amateur blowjob
>>768123104
Amateur Lingerie Thread. GF/wives OC preferred
OC here, actual gf
>>768123422
>>768123422
So /b/, what will you do when sex robots get outlawed?
>>768120153
Program it to say no and then ignore it
>>768120153
fuck my sex hologram
First of all, the most advanced sex toys known to planet Earth are for female consumption. Well, for the consumption of whoever wants to be penetrated, gender aside.
>>768120153
Continue to bang your daughter
>>768120153
I bet the vibrator he uses on his poorly wiped taint isnt programmed to so "no, I don't want to smell your shit again" either.
Why do Atheists get angry when you question their beliefs?
Because they truly don’t care about Atheism, and just want attention
>>768121914
What do atheists believe?
>>768121914
What is the point of this copypasta?
Get newfags to get butthurt?
>>768122181
>>768122234
Summerfags detected
>>768121914
For the quality of this post, I bestow upon you the title "Master Baiter."
twink femboy thread here do you like my ass rate me
Yes daddy
>>768120429
need more pictures
>>768120429
i hope you choose to jump off of a tall building while yelling "i believe i can fly, i'm a twink who can touch the sky!"
>>768120685
"Think about it every night and day spread my ass and I'm feeling gay"
>>768120429
Are you trying to attract humans or ants with that tiny picture?
how do I get rid of my acne?
Sand paper
>>768122363
Depends on why you have it.
Have you tried zinc supplements?
Run a blade across your face.
>>768122363
saw
Nigga that ain't acne, that's smallpox
>Be me
>Total cuck fetish
>In class with really smart, beautiful girl
>Secretly want to smell her feet while she fucks black guys
>Kind of looks like pic related
>Masturbate to that scene every night pretending it is her
>Too beta to ask her out
Does anyone else have this problem? How do I fix it?
>>768120840
Stop watching porn, and stop masterbating
You white guys have some serious issues I swear
>>768120918
I tried that, but then I can't think straight during the day. Everytime I see her I get butterflies in my stomach and start thinking about it. When she wears sandals it is the worst
>>768120840
sauce?
You got a kik?
yesterday I took antidepressants for the first time. The cure will last a few months.
does any of you have experiences with these drugs? Did they work?
didn't do shit for me :/
>>768119770
pills only make you feel numb, fixing depression is moving forward with your life and letting go of everything
Takes a while to work but yes NSRI / SSRI works you just got to learn when your seretonin is getting depleted too fast. Learn to relax.
>>768119770
Did not work for me. Not long term anyways. Quitting them was pretty horrible too. The withdrawals were brutal even when being slowly backed off of them. They also made me unable to nut no matter how much effort was put in.
>>768120882
How you let go university? Or social relationship? Or human conversation?
STORMY DANIELS C SECTION
That is so disgustingly bad, can’t believe trump fucked that , but then again trump eats kfc and drinks 20 diet cokes everyday...
>>768119176
is this seriously an unaltered pic of her? I could have done a better boob job with Play Doh.
that cant be her, where is her NXIVM sex cult scar
The award for ugly fake tits goes to!
She's built like a 79 buick.. Nah bro. I'm good
>>768119422
that's the thing...she and penthouse claim the scar/brand is from the c-section. you can clearly see the c-section scar here. it is not shopped at all. looks gross. there are no other scars on her body.
How does it feel to give a blowjob? I want to try it but never heard any experiences how it feels like.
It doesn't feel like much. Most of the pleasure is derived from seeing the pleasure of the receiver.
>>768118970
tried sucking a dildo once and it was hot not sure if it’s the same thing
>>768119041
I've sucked both a real penis and a dildo and it's pretty similar. Think the sensation of sucking the dildo but enhanced via the pleasure of the person at the end of the penis.
>>768118857
It's spongy and OK. You'll get more pleasure thinking about how good it feels for the other dude than off the actual experience.
Try it Op. its pretty fun making the guy blow his load. Wait til you feel that warm jizz erupt in your mouth
When are you finally going to order your own doll?
thoughts on my daughters?
Fatal Frame
Would fuck all but the one on the right
>>768119153
is this like your fetish to fantasize fucking your daughters?
>>768119153
wouldimpregnateall/10
>this triggers the whiteboi
>>768119278
Girl with no self-esteem posts a pic begging for attention.
Why would that trigger anyone?
ITT: newfriends try to troll newer newfriends with a worn out meme
When will these threads end
>>768119278
Bitches who like Niggers are weak.
Let them do what they want.
My only hope is that she gets pregnant and has one of those half-cast little welfare cases.
That way they are removing their offspring's genes from my glorious and superior white race.
>>768120085
Cringe
dumping
cord
>>768120896
MORE PLZ
go on pls
>>768120855
PLZ MORE
>>768121149
get her drunk enough and she will fuck you
she'll say she was too drunk to remember that she was actually having sex anyway
>>768121149
Pass
>>768121149
I didn't want to have sex till marriage till I got my first blowjob. Try eating her out, maybe it'll have the same effect.
>>768121236
Yeah do this and then get accused of rape.
OP here forgot to mention she has rape trama so I can't get in on her easy.
>>768121149
Accept the fact that she doesn’t like you.
Random image thread
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