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Liberal, progerissive, communist, sjw, feminist hate thread.
Basiclly any movement that is hypocritical like black lives matter
>>675844600
She is not beautiful. Here in America that is disgusting
So my son (17) got himself a smoking hot GF about a month and a half ago.
My god she's sexy.
anyways. Me being curious I tried looking online on Verizon for a way to see sent mms on my plan. I pay for his phone btw. I guess the only way is if you have a warrant. Fuck.
Plan B. Wait until son is asleep or in the shower and look through his pics. Waiting all day for the perfect opportunity. He went to take a shower and left his phone on the couch. YES!! And it has a fucking passcode.
Literally out of options at this point I did some Google searing
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Freebie ;)
>>675844402
thats illegal OP
>>675844599
LET HIM RELEASE
>>675844402
This isn't hot.
>>675844593
mods
mods
mods
If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender what's the first thing you'd do?
Poop
Masterbate
Not realize, try to pee standing up, piss all over the floor
See my new dick
>>675842740
Step One:
Cry. Fuck being a woman, I never want to be a woman. Menstrual cramps, tampons, being a slave to the fashion industry or risking social exile, not getting common respect due to the rest of women giving even cool ones a bad name, etc.
Step Two:
Become the woman I've always wanted. Become the most honorable, respectable, self-respecting, badass, attractive-yet-not-tryhard-attractive, intelligent, interesting, funny woman I can be.
Step Three:
Take advantage of society's tendency to coddle women and always give them benefit of the doubt. Abuse these privileges until society starts to notice. Use this as an example to point out the inequalities in society that favor women. Get taken seriously because as a woman, you can't just be handwaved away with the usual "Well you're not a woman so how would you even know?" Make other women look like stupid shit, make myself look like a brilliant badass. Use logic instead of emotions to make an argument and dictate my actions.
Step Four:
Squeeze my tits and masturbate for days. Become lesbian.
XXX webms
>starts thread
>posts 1 webm
Way to be a faggot, op
>>675840859
Christ all these audio ones...
/Deutschland/Faden
Fragen:
Wie lange sind eure Haare?
Wie lange brauchen sie bei euch zum Wachsen?
Hattet ihr schonmal ne Glatze? Wenn ja, wie war es?
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xTduAik-Y
SOMETHING IS GOING ON
Zieht euch das Video rein
Es zeigt, in was für einer Scheinwelt Gutmenschen leben
>>675836349
Der Faden stirbt langsam aus
Ich habe in den letzten Tagen maximal geshitpostet
>>675836754
Antworte auf die Fragen, du Huso
IP gewechselt. Neu gebumpt.
Heily wird nie gewinnen.
ich hab nagelpilz aber ich vertraue den geldgeilen parmakonzernen mit ihren pillen nicht. gibt es homöopathische alternativen?
Trips and 18 decide how i kill this bugger.
>its not going in my butt
>not gonna eat it
>not going in my dickhole
Something i will actually do guys
let it go
Have you considered putting it in your butt?
set it free like the good person you are
>>675842688
get out white knight cunt
I don't know, eat it?
Why are people hating on this movie? It was genuinely good, and pretty much everything I was expecting
I was expecting fight between Superman and Batman and I've fucking got it, I am happy.
>>675838106
exactly... and sets up Justice league. kinda the whole point
Not enough color
Batman rekts everyone
"No guns no Killing"
Not enough 4th wall braking moment
No shit kids jokes
No underoos reference
Not brought to you by Disney
0/10
>>675837508
But please, no spoilers :) Would make Zack mad
Critics can go suck sharknado's dick
Epic movie
Hi guys. We're russians and we're trying to gain an Aliexpress contest against another spaniard candidate. We need all your votes, so please, vote for us. Right now our picture is in first position, but without your participation we won't win.Thank you.
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404 not found
http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/329-spokesman.htm?spm=2114.11010108.0.81.NtbUmQ
Someone else? Let's go guys
Go Go GO
You want votes? Voted the spain photo.
Have plans later tonight but I didn't want the current streak of consecutive games to end so I'm doing a Blitz-type game.
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>675839424
Claim Martell
>sig inc
>>675840243 - hey bro
4 more
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>675840243
>Prince Ran Martell, the Sunset Singer.
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permission:
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1)
BUMP
>>675839424
I claim Lannister!
>Lord Ash Lannister, The Hard Lion
Rekt thread
>>675841399
What the fuck, even as a guy I would fucking break those girl's necks..
>>675841120
Chew5gum
Beef jerky flavor
Third picture in your reaction folder
ITT: We are nice to each other until someone get trips
Fuck off
This is a Brice thread now
>>675842859
hi there anon
how are you doing today?
>>675842859
Great nips
>>675843109
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Cum on this
Cum on her please she is so hot
FB fap v3.0
Rate her please
>>675842951
more
Drop box thread
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nydcsc0b6ptevb4/AAB5sbg-ucziKCxJ1_d_1A8Ja?dl=0
>>675833272
what
>>675833918
Disabled.
>>675834024
Don't worry about it. Just keep bumping
>>675834343
what
How long can one go without foods? Am a gay alchoholic who hasn't eated since Wednesday because going to gay bars to spit on flaming faggots and visiting hetero pubs to prove my manliness costs too much. It's a lot of fun. So mutch fun that I now have a choice between food or booze. I drink 100% fruit juice every morning .....
Stfu and eat or Google it
/b/ is god damn retarded today
>>675833854
Eat?
It's eat or drink.
I want to know if anyone has experience in this situation. How long can I go. Haven't had a meal since Wednesday. Don't just say eat then try an insult. Do you have experience?
>>675834220
It's not a hard decision just fucking eat. If you binge every night and don't eat at all I give you three weeks before you pass out one last time. How old are you? Drinking stopped being fun as soon as I turned 21
Didn't eat for 11 days once, didn't hurt me the slightest. I wasn't even _that_ hungry anymore
>>675834715
THREE WEEKS? no food, just fruit juice??????? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'D SAVE?
Assuming you're right and I don't doubt you in the slightest, can I have one three course meal after 3 weeks and then .... Do it again? Are you experienced?
Incest/wincest thread
Post pics, gifs, stories
Hello
>>675834122
i don't really have any stories.
i just wish my dad would've molested me.
FUCKING FAGGOTS
This is how you do it fags
Hiisssssss
>>675840161
faggot
200 comments for nude
>>675838938
>comments
>>675838938
Nice
>>675839026
>>675839036
Post em
Drawthread
>>675840443
NOT THE WAIRF GPLDDDDNIBUOb iwr0uoqeobq oowbr obqob100b qbu 104ub0ub
Draw your waifu
That one writefag signing in
>>675837661
>this is not an attempt to shit on any drawfags, just wanted to point out some minor flaws
>On mobile, forgive the sloppy numbering.
1:the fingers are a little disproportionate and pointy, but I understand, hands are hard. my only issue lies with your thumb, as in, I don't know where it is.
2: the forearm stops a bit short here. unless your pockets are really deep, but the outline of the pockets kind of disproves...
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supp new thread ill take requests
