my wife got skinny, and i hate her for it.
I miss those huge loins of meat just squeezing my chest when she sat on my face.
I now feel ashamed when she holds my hand in public.
divorce fags, how easy is it to get divorced?
How can I get her to be fat again?
pic not her, but very related and very similar.
>>714299981
you are sick, your wife got healthy and you want to pushe her to slovly kill herself with food again, go die in a ditch fatty
Lol, Top kek, saw the other thread hay
>>714300221
But she used to have big tits, and now she doesn't. That's a total deal breaker.
>>714299981
Just pay to have her tits made bigger again.
You will both be happier for it.
B/ Do you think its good enough that one day a chubby like me could lose his virginity.
I really crave to feel someone cum deep inside of me.
>>714300394
we coud just help eachothers
>>714300394
I'd love to cum inside of you. I've not fucked another guy before but I'd happily fuck your fat ass... :P Moar btw...
>>714300650
You look so delicious.I definitely wouldnt say no.
>>714300650
More of that yummy booty!
How does /b/ clean their asshole? I don't mean cleaning the anal canal, just the butthole.
>>714301050
With a potent mixture of bleach and white tears.
>>714301050
nice pic. This tho >>714301192
>>714301050
New ass hygiene realm commands to at least wash it with a hygienic douche.
Because, and it's true when you think about it, wiping is disgusting.
Do you wipe under your arms? No. You wash.
Now you feel ok to only wipe a hole full of shit?
PIGS.
Hygienic douches! NOW
>>714301050
Finger with soap then wash hands really thoroughly after
Pictures like this? I find it incedibly fucking hot.
>>714300050
me too, rape thread!
quick,before mods arrive. seen a similar picture,some dead slut's police mughost after rape. she got cum oozing out of her mouth and all.fucking loved it.
tell mindless cindy to strip
I'm assume by "strip" you mean go make me a sandwich.
Is Cindy above 18?
Take ur clothes off slut and suck my dick!
why do millennials fail to wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
>>714299180
Because I'm a chemist, and I wash my hands before I take a piss.
Why do you old farts always pee on your hands? Is that how they taught you how to do it "back in the day" ?
>>714300438
/thread
>>714300438
This.
>>714300438
>why do you old farts always pee on your hands
I have no idea how you know this about me but you should stop asking personal questions, you little piece of shit.
Just found that in my house, what is this ? I'm willing to try it but I don't wanty to waste by improper administration
No idea, you tell us op
ok fuck I'll just snort it, wish me luck
Whats it smell like
>>714301954
smell is very faint, chemical, nail polish
Hello! Thanks for reading. I am fascinated with American culture. I was born and raised in Iceland, so my barometer on American society has always been askew.
1.) Why is Donald Trump seen as a champion for workers if he is a part of the aristocracy?
2.) Why, if 80%+ of your congress is made up of men, do many Americans deny the existence of the patriarchy?
3.) America was built on the extermination of its native peoples; why is there, then, a massive movement against immigrants? Isn't that enormously hypocritical?
4.) The US government and its many state governments have no issues incarcerating people for drug related crimes. Obesity, however, is statistically more dangerous than any drug, so why hasn't the "War on Drugs" been changed to the "War on Obesity?"
5.) If the American constitution guarantees the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, then why does the US have the largest incarcerated population in the world? Wouldn't that be a violation of the constitution?
6.) Why do you only have two parties? Wouldn't it create more diversity and variety to have multiple parties?
7.) Why does your Republican Party believe in smaller government while also believing in having more police, a larger military, and harsher punishments in the judicial system? Wouldn't those things contradict each other?
8.) Why do nearly all late night talk shows favor the Democratic Party candidate?
9.) In your constitution's 8th amendment, there is a clause against cruel and unusual punishment. Even though numerous psychologists have decried the use of solitary confinement for its torturous effects, it is still used. Why hasn't this practice been banned on constitutional grounds?
10.) Since communities with black people are patrolled more heavily by police, and since black people have a far greater chance of being cited for drug use, then why hasn't this been protested by your constitution's 14th amendment, which guarantees equal treatment under the law.
what is google
Obvi amerifag just thinking of a creative way to start /pol/ tier war
Stfu and die icy nigger
>>714299732
6. First past the past voting ensures a two party system.
9. Courts, not psychologists determine what constitutes as cruel and unusual
lets play a game.
>connect the words
>I will start with one word. next post posts a word that starts with the last letter of the post before.
>dubs resets with whatever word posted
>trips wins
>two of the same words in a row and the game is over
first word: battletoads
Nigger
Syncopatic rhythms.
Fuck y'all.
>>714301363
Lay maymay
Hey /b im trying to order drugs from alphabay and i got stuck. Whenever i try to put my public pgp key to my profile i get a message saying : An error occured:
You entered an invalid PGP public key. You can also leave this field blank. Any help would be deeply appreciated
>>714300260
SAUCE
jesus
>>714301014
reverse image search gave me .. female..
There is literally nothing morally wrong with being fat. fite me fgts
If you're fat, you eat too much and don't move enough, which makes you a lazy, greedy slob, and also you'll die early. However, there is literally nothing morally wrong with laziness that doesn't leave more work to others, greed that doesn't deprive others, or dying early. There are children starving around the world, but if you have any human decency at all, I'm sure you'd be more than happy to share some of your ridiculous excess of food with them if you could, and the fact that you can't is not your fault.
If you're fat, you're a burden on the healthcare system, and by extent on taxpayers. However, the burden you individually impose on any given taxpayer is insignificant.The problem is that the sum of many, many such insignificant burdens is a very significant burden, but you can't change that whether you choose to lose weight or not. If everyone simultaneously decided to lose weight, that would fix it, but if any one person could reliably influence the masses to action, there are much bigger problems that could just as easily be solved. So, no, you individually are not responsible for increased taxes. You're part of a collective that's responsible, but that's not any individual person's problem.
So, yeah, there's literally nothing wrong with being a fat unhealthy slob. You can reasonably expect people won't want to be around you, because you're disgusting. But hate is different from disgust, and they have no good reason to hate you.
fite
me
fgts
>>714300714
I ain't reading all that fatty
kek
OP confirmed for self loathing hambeast who would rather wallow in existential anguish than just fucking eat less
see a therapist and get a job you waste of space
>>714300714
plus its hot
>>714300976
summary: under the counterintuitive circumstances present in the first world, there's nothing morally wrong with laziness, gluttony, or poor health, and also no individual obese person can meaningfully be held responsible for the overall tax burden of obesity
What do guys do to spend quality time together that isn't in the house?
Bowling? Hooters? Kayaking?
>>714301107
>golf
>fishing/ice fishing
>alcohol
Anyone have Celestia Vega's nudes?
Atleast one picture?
bump for interest
bump
bumperino
Bump
tfw girl u used to go to school with now does semi-nude modeling
>pic very related
>>714300482
this seems normal for my town
>>714300482
Link to her page?
>>714300686
ig is maddyml
enjoy
>>714300618
what town is this anon
what's the most shamefull things you've done ?
Sucked off a dude, and almost sat on his cock...
posted on 4chan on some shameful thread.
>You and a group of fellow autists are heavily outnumbered by the enemy
Do you charge for the glory of /b/?
well if it's mount and blade, charge. crouched lance op as fuck
Why not. CHAAARGE
Awww yea Mount & Blade niggas
Bannerlord is gonna be cash money, I just when they will post a release trailer already, I need good something to masturbate to
ITT: Autistic virgin planning on driving 550 miles to Arkansas to meet up with a girl he met on a hookup app.
I need your help /b/, I matched with this girl on a hookup app a few days ago, I called her, and now she wants me to come visit her. We had a brief 15 minute conversation last night, and she's free this week and wants me to come over. Her pictures have all been verified by the moderators of the app, and she sounded pretty cute over the phone, so what do you guys think, should I meet up with her?
Pic related
bump
Probably a catfish
You both have shit-tier taste in music, wear a condom
What one in the picture? Bob's Big Boy looking makeup face, or Smeagol?
ITT: We act nice to each other until one of us gets 78.
>Good evening, my freinds.
Good evening sir
>>714300933
Good day sir, how's it going?
bump
>>714300892
good evening gents
Trips gets a free Skyrim.
GOGOGOGO.
>>714300493
If only every single person would realise that this is pure bait, we could easily close this thread.
/thread
>>714300493
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>714300493
rollin'
>>714300493
kek
/b, I want you to listen this. To learn this. To repeat this insanely until the end of your days.
Pic unrelated
>>714301132
Ready?
here it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUhfoUJjuQ
