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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
B/ Do you think its good enough that one day a chubby like me could lose his virginity.
I really crave to feel someone cum deep inside of me.
>>714300394
we coud just help eachothers
>>714300394
I'd love to cum inside of you. I've not fucked another guy before but I'd happily fuck your fat ass... :P Moar btw...
>>714300650
You look so delicious.I definitely wouldnt say no.
>>714300650
More of that yummy booty!
>>714300394
I want to eat that sooo badly!
How does /b/ clean their asshole? I don't mean cleaning the anal canal, just the butthole.
>>714301050
With a potent mixture of bleach and white tears.
>>714301050
nice pic. This tho >>714301192
>>714301050
New ass hygiene realm commands to at least wash it with a hygienic douche.
Because, and it's true when you think about it, wiping is disgusting.
Do you wipe under your arms? No. You wash.
Now you feel ok to only wipe a hole full of shit?
PIGS.
Hygienic douches! NOW
>>714301050
Finger with soap then wash hands really thoroughly after
>>714301260
Shut the fuck up before I shit in your mouth, D'brickashaw.
Pictures like this? I find it incedibly fucking hot.
>>714300050
me too, rape thread!
quick,before mods arrive. seen a similar picture,some dead slut's police mughost after rape. she got cum oozing out of her mouth and all.fucking loved it.
>>714300050
>>714300050
>>714300050
tell mindless cindy to strip
I'm assume by "strip" you mean go make me a sandwich.
Is Cindy above 18?
Take ur clothes off slut and suck my dick!
>>714301069
Strip, mindless Cindy
why do millennials fail to wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
>>714299180
Because I'm a chemist, and I wash my hands before I take a piss.
Why do you old farts always pee on your hands? Is that how they taught you how to do it "back in the day" ?
>>714300438
/thread
>>714300438
This.
>>714300438
>why do you old farts always pee on your hands
I have no idea how you know this about me but you should stop asking personal questions, you little piece of shit.
My partner on the ambulance doesn't wash his hands.
Some say it's gross, but I figure it isn't any grosser than the homeless fucks we pick up.
Just found that in my house, what is this ? I'm willing to try it but I don't wanty to waste by improper administration
No idea, you tell us op
ok fuck I'll just snort it, wish me luck
Whats it smell like
>>714301954
smell is very faint, chemical, nail polish
Op is a kill
Hello! Thanks for reading. I am fascinated with American culture. I was born and raised in Iceland, so my barometer on American society has always been askew.
1.) Why is Donald Trump seen as a champion for workers if he is a part of the aristocracy?
2.) Why, if 80%+ of your congress is made up of men, do many Americans deny the existence of the patriarchy?
3.) America was built on the extermination of its native peoples; why is there, then, a massive movement against immigrants? Isn't that enormously hypocritical?
4.) The US government and
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what is google
Obvi amerifag just thinking of a creative way to start /pol/ tier war
Stfu and die icy nigger
>>714299732
6. First past the past voting ensures a two party system.
9. Courts, not psychologists determine what constitutes as cruel and unusual
hi kisi
lets play a game.
>connect the words
>I will start with one word. next post posts a word that starts with the last letter of the post before.
>dubs resets with whatever word posted
>trips wins
>two of the same words in a row and the game is over
first word: battletoads
Nigger
Syncopatic rhythms.
Fuck y'all.
>>714301363
Lay maymay
Hey /b im trying to order drugs from alphabay and i got stuck. Whenever i try to put my public pgp key to my profile i get a message saying : An error occured:
You entered an invalid PGP public key. You can also leave this field blank. Any help would be deeply appreciated
>>714300260
SAUCE
jesus
>>714301014
reverse image search gave me .. female..
There is literally nothing morally wrong with being fat. fite me fgts
If you're fat, you eat too much and don't move enough, which makes you a lazy, greedy slob, and also you'll die early. However, there is literally nothing morally wrong with laziness that doesn't leave more work to others, greed that doesn't deprive others, or dying early. There are children starving around the world, but if you have any human decency at all, I'm sure you'd be more than happy to share some of your ridiculous excess of food with them if you could, and
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>>714300714
I ain't reading all that fatty
kek
OP confirmed for self loathing hambeast who would rather wallow in existential anguish than just fucking eat less
see a therapist and get a job you waste of space
>>714300714
plus its hot
>>714300976
summary: under the counterintuitive circumstances present in the first world, there's nothing morally wrong with laziness, gluttony, or poor health, and also no individual obese person can meaningfully be held responsible for the overall tax burden of obesity
>nothing morally wrong with this picture
sure
keep deluding yourself
What do guys do to spend quality time together that isn't in the house?
Bowling? Hooters? Kayaking?
>>714301107
>golf
>fishing/ice fishing
>alcohol
Anyone have Celestia Vega's nudes?
Atleast one picture?
bump for interest
bump
bumperino
Bump
tfw girl u used to go to school with now does semi-nude modeling
>pic very related
>>714300482
this seems normal for my town
>>714300482
Link to her page?
>>714300686
ig is maddyml
enjoy
>>714300618
what town is this anon
>>714300686
her site is here:
brandonelliot dot be / maddy - mason - lawson /
what's the most shamefull things you've done ?
Sucked off a dude, and almost sat on his cock...
posted on 4chan on some shameful thread.
>You and a group of fellow autists are heavily outnumbered by the enemy
Do you charge for the glory of /b/?
well if it's mount and blade, charge. crouched lance op as fuck
Why not. CHAAARGE
Awww yea Mount & Blade niggas
Bannerlord is gonna be cash money, I just when they will post a release trailer already, I need good something to masturbate to
>>714299553
at a glance, I thought this was art.
then I saw the polygons on the horses.
ITT: Autistic virgin planning on driving 550 miles to Arkansas to meet up with a girl he met on a hookup app.
I need your help /b/, I matched with this girl on a hookup app a few days ago, I called her, and now she wants me to come visit her. We had a brief 15 minute conversation last night, and she's free this week and wants me to come over. Her pictures have all been verified by the moderators of the app, and she sounded pretty cute over the phone, so what do you guys think, should I meet up with her?
Pic related
bump
Probably a catfish
You both have shit-tier taste in music, wear a condom
What one in the picture? Bob's Big Boy looking makeup face, or Smeagol?
prepare to get rammed in the ass by a 60 yo
ITT: We act nice to each other until one of us gets 78.
>Good evening, my freinds.
Good evening sir
>>714300933
Good day sir, how's it going?
bump
>>714300892
good evening gents
Ah! Good evening gentlemen I trust your journey here wasn't too trying?
Trips gets a free Skyrim.
GOGOGOGO.
>>714300493
If only every single person would realise that this is pure bait, we could easily close this thread.
/thread
>>714300493
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>714300493
rollin'
>>714300493
kek
>>714300493
semen shredder 999
/b, I want you to listen this. To learn this. To repeat this insanely until the end of your days.
Pic unrelated
>>714301132
Ready?
here it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUhfoUJjuQ
http://www.xvideos.com/video2035056 /wtf_is_inside_her_pussy
Shifting through loads of porn all day yesterday to satisfy my 9 incher stumbled across this fucking spooky shit
Could barely see, Any of you faggots can figure it out what it is?
Someone needs to call the Men in Black.
>>714300439
you absolutely needed to say your cock was 9 inches right
i swear I see wings
Like a moth or someshit
jesus christ that video made want to chop my dick off in cringe
>>714300621
I love you.
>>714300743
Well fuck, I gotta tell people the truth.
