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What would you do if a dog attacks you?
It's a serious question I was asking myself for a while now.
Let's say you are unarmed.
I'd probably think about cutting his eyes out or something, Maybe that would stop a raging dog.
>>706609598
>lets say youre unarmed
>cut their eyes out
Kill this thread
>>706609725
not with a knife, i dont know how to say that in english... picking his eyes out with my fingers.. you know
>>706609811
ive also thought about what I would do in that situation.
Mean dogs give 0 fucks when they are in attack mode, anon.
I think it would keep biting you and would let u go even if he had his both eyes out.
What i would do is strangle it, while i pick it up and then slam its head against concrete.
Keep doing that til dogo is kill.
You for sure are still going to get bit as fuck, but in a life or death situation with no weapons, i think its the way to go.
Punch it in the throat right behind it's jaw or right below it's ear.
>>706609598
Stick your finger up its ass
********ELECTION GAME THREAD********
Rules:
> post who you want running for president ( at least 3 nominees)
> to win a state, you must roll a given number to win
>>706610346
Tom Green/Hal Turner
BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS
>>706610495
The Mean Green Machine wants Cali
>>706610686
Green needs to get on the board
>>706610628
rollin for Sanders
>38 get
unfindable porn
sir... if it is unfindable, it is also unpostable.
this thread is a logical fallacy.
Bump
>>706580552
sleep well , keyboard warrior
>>706580326
Desperate sauce need
>>706580552
/thread
s/fur
Still in thread.
>>706608447
Does matter to me. I can tell you're upset. I'm listening and willing to help.
>>706608778
Thanks, but no one can help me.
Secret and Advice thread
>>706598934
Secret: I was a prostitute at age 16. I'm now 25. for the last 6 years, I've been living off one "sugar daddy" who can't get hard. He pays me weekly, and it's literally my only income. All my friends and family think I have a 9 to 5 but I literally just sit on my ass in bed playing sky rim all day and go see him once a week to get the cash. If anyone calls during 9 to 5 I don't answer...say I'm at work...really probably eating ice cream or trying to train my dog to fetch. idk.
I fuck a girl in my gaming community. Everyone got a crush on her - she's 8/10. Pretty proud of myself for somehow being THAT guy.
>>706599393
Also maybe u can give me advice.
Since he can't get hard, he picked up a coke problem these last 2 years or so. He buys it off me and pays me $100/line to do it with him. I've been looking for a real job recently because I think he might croak soon. I've literally not had a job since I was 14. Idk how I'm gonna pass a drug test. Also, can't take "time off" from him or let him know I'm getting a job, cuz he's a pyscho and would possibly stop seeing me/paying me...
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>>706599711
are you OP?
I don't know what type of "Friendship" or what this is
>Never texts first
>Kinda awkward around me, or downright ignores me
>But is willing to have an in depth conversation for hours, if I initiate
We do sometimes lock eyes from a distance for a second or two.
pics you were suppose to delete III
>>706608658
Uhh, i think she was right. You should delete that.
OP you still around?
Cock/Cum Tribute Thread doing requests
>>706606754
post hot girls and ill do em
>>706606754
Waifu claiming thread – Halloween Edition
Previous: >>706599126
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS
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>>706606335
It's still much better.
>>706606723
And?
>>706606778
>>706606095
1.5
>>706606108
Uh... I mean like, academic nerds. I'm more of a computer nerd :^]
>>706606134
I'm gonna hang with my kouhai during Halloween, they're gonna be safe in my hands ^^
>>706606803
I'm an oldfag?
>>706606544
You're either a newfag or an oldfag. But keep on dreaming, newfag.
G/fur thread boys.
DONT DIE ON ME
Bump
Hot or Not
with rates
>>706606035
Nice tits/10
>>706606035
Absolutely 8+
>>706606307
Hot 8.5
Anyone on /b/ still play Pokemon GO?
Just found a way to get free Pokecoins:
http://www.hoteloriet.com/ezpokecoi ns
hope it helps /b/!
>>706607605
I can't risk the ban I'm too invested
>>706607605
>welp guess I can die peacefully now
>>706607605
Fuck yeah, we want more!
>>706607605
very cool
>>706607605
hope this doesn't get fixed
Gonna dump what I have, looking for more.
I have some nudes, and I'll post them for dubs.
i am lurking
>>706599238
this is really distrubing. old fuck jake is upside down. also tits or gtfo
creepshot thread
shy milf
>>706595982
Shy sister in law someone posted the other night. Anyone have more?
No YLYL thread? YLYL bread
>>706600033
Kek'd and check'd.
Virgin thread
1.your age
2.why do you think you still are one
>>706596844
36
Chinese women are too tight
18
Girls dont have interest un a too normal boy
>20
>Skinnyfat, loser friends, earn minimum wage, say stupid things around girls, girls often look taller than me with heels (I'm not ultra short either though)
27
I'm an asshole autist
20
Am autist
