Friends you stroke it too
>>706600802
>>706601198
>>706601198
Damn she's hot. More? Also what do you think of this girl?
BISEXUAL ROLL:
>evens = fap to females
>odds = fap to males
>dubs = fap to both
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What would you do if a dog attacks you?
It's a serious question I was asking myself for a while now.
Let's say you are unarmed.
I'd probably think about cutting his eyes out or something, Maybe that would stop a raging dog.
>>706609598
>lets say youre unarmed
>cut their eyes out
Kill this thread
>>706609725
not with a knife, i dont know how to say that in english... picking his eyes out with my fingers.. you know
>>706609811
ive also thought about what I would do in that situation.
Mean dogs give 0 fucks when they are in attack mode, anon.
I think it would keep biting you and would let u go even if he had his both eyes out.
What i would do is strangle it, while i pick it up and then slam its head against concrete.
Keep doing that til dogo is kill.
You for sure are still going to get bit as fuck, but in a life or death situation with no weapons, i think its the way to go.
Punch it in the throat right behind it's jaw or right below it's ear.
********ELECTION GAME THREAD********
Rules:
> post who you want running for president ( at least 3 nominees)
> to win a state, you must roll a given number to win
>>706610346
Tom Green/Hal Turner
BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS
>>706610495
The Mean Green Machine wants Cali
>>706610686
Green needs to get on the board
unfindable porn
sir... if it is unfindable, it is also unpostable.
this thread is a logical fallacy.
Bump
>>706580552
sleep well , keyboard warrior
>>706580326
Desperate sauce need
s/fur
Still in thread.
>>706608447
Does matter to me. I can tell you're upset. I'm listening and willing to help.
>>706608778
Thanks, but no one can help me.
Secret and Advice thread
>>706598934
Secret: I was a prostitute at age 16. I'm now 25. for the last 6 years, I've been living off one "sugar daddy" who can't get hard. He pays me weekly, and it's literally my only income. All my friends and family think I have a 9 to 5 but I literally just sit on my ass in bed playing sky rim all day and go see him once a week to get the cash. If anyone calls during 9 to 5 I don't answer...say I'm at work...really probably eating ice cream or trying to train my dog to fetch. idk.
I fuck a girl in my gaming community. Everyone got a crush on her - she's 8/10. Pretty proud of myself for somehow being THAT guy.
>>706599393
Also maybe u can give me advice.
Since he can't get hard, he picked up a coke problem these last 2 years or so. He buys it off me and pays me $100/line to do it with him. I've been looking for a real job recently because I think he might croak soon. I've literally not had a job since I was 14. Idk how I'm gonna pass a drug test. Also, can't take "time off" from him or let him know I'm getting a job, cuz he's a pyscho and would possibly stop seeing me/paying me if he knows I'm preparing to dip out on him. I really need his money til I get a job. I have a shit ton of bills....live very well for someone my age. Own place, new car, etc. everyone thinks I work at a fucking desk or some shit
>>706599711
are you OP?
pics you were suppose to delete III
>>706608658
Uhh, i think she was right. You should delete that.
OP you still around?
Cock/Cum Tribute Thread doing requests
>>706606754
post hot girls and ill do em
Waifu claiming thread – Halloween Edition
Previous: >>706599126
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>706606335
It's still much better.
>>706606723
And?
>>706606778
>>706606095
1.5
>>706606108
Uh... I mean like, academic nerds. I'm more of a computer nerd :^]
>>706606134
I'm gonna hang with my kouhai during Halloween, they're gonna be safe in my hands ^^
>>706606803
I'm an oldfag?
G/fur thread boys.
DONT DIE ON ME
Bump
Hot or Not
with rates
>>706606035
Nice tits/10
>>706606035
Absolutely 8+
>>706606307
Hot 8.5
Anyone on /b/ still play Pokemon GO?
Just found a way to get free Pokecoins:
http://www.hoteloriet.com/ezpokecoins
hope it helps /b/!
>>706607605
I can't risk the ban I'm too invested
>>706607605
>welp guess I can die peacefully now
>>706607605
Fuck yeah, we want more!
>>706607605
very cool
Gonna dump what I have, looking for more.
I have some nudes, and I'll post them for dubs.
i am lurking
>>706599238
this is really distrubing. old fuck jake is upside down. also tits or gtfo
creepshot thread
shy milf
No YLYL thread? YLYL bread
>>706600033
Kek'd and check'd.
Virgin thread
1.your age
2.why do you think you still are one
>>706596844
36
Chinese women are too tight
18
Girls dont have interest un a too normal boy
>20
>Skinnyfat, loser friends, earn minimum wage, say stupid things around girls, girls often look taller than me with heels (I'm not ultra short either though)
27
I'm an asshole autist
Ok, story time niggers, If you know me IRL you'll recognize this story
I suck at typing so prepare for a lot of typos, gonna greentext cause this is a long story, and you''ll probably feel bad (not as bad as some people but interesting to say the least)
>Be Me, 15 Sophmore year HS
>Parents divorce, whatever doesn't affect me that much
>Stay with mom and older sister
>Mom starts going out at night a lot, get used to being alone
>Survive off of Dominoes, and microwavable shit
>Mom dates people but only ever lasts a few days, nothing serious
>one guy stays, lets call this douchebag Steve
>Steve seems alright
>First time meeting him, helping him move
>seems nice but it's obvious he's stressed something complicated with his adopted son, I'll get into that later
>takes all day, but thanks me for helping him, i think he's fine and makes my mom happy
>BoyWasIWrong.jpeg
>Getting annoyed Mom is only home at night 3 or 4 nights a week
>Hear we might move into his house
>whatever he still seems fine, and i get to see my mom more
>Moving and keeping our pets (At the time I had 4 cats and a small dog) he has a Black Lab that has trouble meeting new animals/people
>Dog has apparently killed a deer before
>Our pets stay downstairs where my sister lives (its equipped to be a full other apartment but the kitchen is barely functional
>Weeks Pass
>same as i was before we moved in
>now I'm in constant trouble for being lazy when i legitimately forget to do chores
>Steve yells a lot
>Steve has Lyme Disease and makes a big deal out of it, he's 50 and retired because he was "bedridden" some days, but now can do all kinds of work around the house
>Now It Gets Interesting
Cont?
I'm a newfag so idk how the comment limit works and don't want to lose what i've typed so I'll Continue with what i had already typed and wait to see if anyone is interested
>Steve says My dog has to go (he had issues with house training and being loud but he was my dog, made my parents promise we would NEVER get rid of him when we got him or i would not bother getting attached to him, they agreed so i became attached and here's Steve sayingwe need to get rid of him
>mom agrees "His house, his rules, you're lucky we can still keep the cats"
>Where most kids would cuss them out and be shitty to everyone just be generally depressed
>when are we getting rid of the dog I constantly think
>two days after my 17th birthday that's when
>not only that but Steve had taken Adderall the last few nights hadn't slept in days and was delusional
>thought my sister and I would let our father into his house so he locked us downstairs while he took our dog to a shelter, so for me out of my room and where food/drink is(like i said full apartment and there was a PS3 so it's not that bad)
>told if i leave no one will get me (no car/license yet)
>sister goes out with friend
>watch Netflix try not to think about my dog that i will never see again
Cont?
Continue faggot
>>706597954
typing RN so might take awhile bare with me
Go. More.
Battlestations, go.
borderline poorfag here
>4:3 monitor
>at least the speakers sound great
>>706596552
Speakers look good bud
>>706596909
cheers fam
2.1 Luxeon
+ Acme 2.1
They are kinda a standard model that was very popular here around 2007-8
gonna bump with 80s chicks until people start reporting in
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