ylyl thread
YLYL: Posting all the things on my phone that made me lose over the years
whats your eye colour, /b/?
>extra points for eye photos
T20, T30 or T40, idk. I'm too lazy to take a photo now
>>675097145
T50 or t40
C20
>all these gwailo mutations
T50
WHO WILL WIN
200 old men
does the dogger count?
rhino
>>675095779
Do the old men come with dogs and walking sticks?
>>675095779
If old men all attack at the same time, they will win just due to sheer numbers.
odds fap
evens don't
Jokes on you, I just finished fapping
>>675096597
roll
ITT:Post your favorite albums and have others guess things about you
>>675093248
>Altars of Madness
>Hell Awaits
>Lurker of Chalice
>A Blaze In The Northern Sky
>Pleasure To Kill
>Cause of Death
>Blood Fire Death
>Symbolic
>Storm of The Light's Bane
>>675093248
Good taste
>>675093248
first album better, I guess that you are a bitch.
Femanons: where's the most unusual place you've masturbated? most unusual object you've used?
>>675093790
1) in the ass
2) mini shampoo bottle
With a hairbrush, not too creative
>>675093940
it's a question for femanons, not you faggot
any unusual locations?
Explain
>>675090839
What is, you're not a starving nigger in Libertarian paradise?
>>675090839
They're black, who cares.
You don't have to waste your time in a desert shithole watering stick niggers
>>675090839
I like that she's hand feeding it. That's cute.
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TRUMP 61
SANDERS 56
lets do this shit
>>675099308
Blimp
The election continues now. The polls are open in Alabama!
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People of the USA. Please watch this and understand.
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I don't care who you vote for, just don't vote for him.
Your decision will not only effect your country, but the modern world.
So take your vote seriously and don't vote on a whim.
>>675096779
Fuck off spic. The days of you and your greasy kinfolk raping our country are numbered. Start packing, Paco.
>>675096779
>implying John Oliver's opinion is worth a damn.
Don't even like Trump, but seeing the Left freak out over this idiot is hilarious.
Trump is V
The entire establishment hates him. They are afraid he's going to take down everything they've built up. Money, power, influence and control over you pawns.
He will tear it down.
Everyone that fears him is just part of the corrupt system.
Time to have our own 5th of November!
Go Trump!
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675099275
damn those tits,
>ROLL
lets see
Wtf how many of these fucking threads are there, this is the 3rd in 1 min. Rollin
Rollin' for 25ish?
hot israeli bimbos much yes?
BUMPPPPP
Hey /b/ let's have a dick rate thread
What would you do with it?
>>675091034
I'd donate that thing into the Smithsonian
>>675091034
5/10 For a Dick like a boomrang.
feed it to my dog
Ask me anything faggots
anything
>>675094133
Are you going to get a new table with that money?
Timestamp or GTFO
>>675094370
/thread
Dragon dicks
>>675096235
are nice
ur hawt
anybody ever just wanted to jump to the bottom?
>>675087096
what for?
yeah all the time, but not suicidal, more in like 'how would it feel to jump right now'
>>675087202
to come back up.
>>675087298
i always wanted to do it in a wingsuit
How do i get over my racism?
>tfw brown spic and admire Aryans
>mfw im overly love with whites like a bad fetish and have an entire philosophy behind it
>tfw white women's beauty blows all the other features away, other races cant compete
>tfw snow angle white-pale skin is the purist
>tfw hair is the crown of beauty and Aryans hair is the most varieties that consist of 5 shades of blonde, ranges from dark red to light orange and brunettes are woodland brown and pitch black
>tfw Aryans are the only race to have bright vibrate blue, amber, green, light brown eyes that are a pleasure to stare at while talking to them they're fucking eye candy
>tfw marring a 5'7 snow skinned, light brown hair, blue-eyed Nordic goddess whom i treat good
>i make her wear togas and leaf crowns n shit
>aware that white people are going extinct and feel "ugly" that im muddying up the gene pool with my 5'8 dark hair / eye spic genes and destroying one of the few lineages for blue eyes
I do not hate my own race i actually like being mexican and i enjoy the feeling like an outsider / underdog. I just have such a admiration-fetish for white culture. Iv tried talking about it with close people but my future wife doesn't understand and thinks its weird while insisting race doesn't matter and she loves me and our children will be beautiful while my close family & friends laugh and call me white wash. I feel guilty for not being attracted to my own being so biased since no race can compete with white beauty.
I think my mindset spawns from how i see women, i literally don't respect 80% of women and i see them as objects. Being objects i see white women are the prettiest toy and from there all my racial ideologies spawn from that 1 idea. I think white peoples success comes from evolution, like they evolved to have attractive facial features to encourage social communication since its easier to read the facial expressions of a white face then a blended black / brown face. idk im fucking retarded
White women > any male of a different race
>>675090207
So you're pretty much saying you admit being a fucking idiot.
Whats the next step towards not being one?
Thats right, not being one!
Enjoy your fucking wife and focus on painting or something you stupid fuck.
>>675090207
Kill yourself you fucking white racist fucking nazi
>>675090445
how is op an idiot when everything he says is true?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675097344
i want an 18 year old babe too
yaaaay
>>675097344
Roll
>>675097507
well that sucks........
wow b
u liek music?
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdtLCfEcPL4
How do you guys even find this shit?
>>675094195
Find what?
>>675093247
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
How often do you think about suicide?
>>675093147
everyday
>>675093147
Same as >>675093353
>>675093465
>>675093147 (OP)
Same as >>675093353
>>675093147
every
day
