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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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What does /b/ drive?
>96' Mercedes E320
i dont have a car but i can tell you what my brother drives. 2012 Mercedes Benz cls 63 AMG. amazing car.
a pair of money broken feet. Using regular oil and and food to get them moving. Good side is that they dont have a licence plate and you can drive them at home. Had them for 20 years now and millions of kilometer on them. Also you dont go to a carwash, just use soap when you shower. Having the white color is better, but you get a bigger exhaust with the black one.
>>714894382
My father saw one of those yesterday, any car with a 6.3 is a beast
I drive that shit
Pics that would make chicks cry if they knew they were online
bump
ITT: Sexy black wimmins
nigga nuts
Drawthread: what the fuck is going on Edition
>>714886014
>>714897111
nice trips
>>714897677
nice dubs
>>714897849
nice singles
>>714897890
nice nices
Why don't you own a gun yet?
>>714899259
Because I'm a felon.
>>714899259
Cant pass a background check
No money
>>714899259
What, another one?
>>714899348
Post story.
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>714896637
Let's go
rawl
Sure.
roll
>>714896637
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Does anybody have the sheet with all the "trap"-exercises into becoming one?
Also general trap/cd/sissy bread
>>714896654
Google trap mode aesthetics there are a couple of em
the last trap thread died i was talking to a daddy seeking slut things were going great
you here bb
>>714897067
im here bb
>>714896654
New thread, let's keep these gets going and let's get some nudes. Dubs decides.
Here's what we're working for
Fucking OP DELIVAR THE DICK
Im surprised i havent raped you yet
Dubs/trips/quads thread pt 2?!
>>714903324
You must be really attractive for her to stay this positive through your autism
New WWYD thread
>>714890594
this preggo
anyone want to rate and fap to some nice ig/fb chicks on vola?
>>714890594
Trashcan
>>714891388
Cute. Balls deep creampie while sucking her toes. Any more of her?
>>714891473
interested?
Young but saggy tits vol.2.
>>714886814
Frontal pics?
>>714886909
Welcome from last thread.
Celeb fred cont.
better than any dating site! a lot of horny girls of your city on http://utoo.pw/JSJP
Taking bets
Arrested before taking office 10/1
Jailed before taking office 8/1
(For business fraud 5/1)
(For sexual assault 4/1)
(against a child 3/1)
Having the election result anulled 2/1
Being assassinated before taking office (Evens)
Actually taking office 10000/1
And making america great again 100000000000000000000/1
He'll probably end up in office. Chances are higher he might be impeached though.
>>714891010
I would honestly put good money on an assassination. I'd bet on 10/1 before his first 2 years.
>>714891379
at which point we're left with Pence, then we're REALLY fucked
>>714891536
This. Libtards act like if there was an assassination or impeachment then Hilldawg would ride in triumphantly to take the reins. Not how it works at all faggots. Now post yfw Trump is actually the best president since JFK
Unsauceables thread
Really need boys
>>714893270
Bump interest
>>714893270
don't have the link but it's a normal slut with a lot of pics! Not be so hard to find
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714896824
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WEAxMhL.jpg "Syndra [40].jpg")
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Incest thread
Drop off your favorite incest experience, fantasy or add your favorite incest porn site
>be me 19. Used to have sex with my wife, 34 now and we don't anymore. Shit was cash
>>714871764
Nice shit
>>714872955
Meant for this faggot
>>714871764
>be me f/25
>fucked my female cousin for the first time when i was 6
>wish i could still fuck her but last time was when i was 15
Me 21m
Met my sister when I was 20 and she was 18 and ever since then I've had this urge to fuck her. i think it's purely about how dirty it is to fuck her that makes me want to do it
this thread is about playing with guns
>>714894879
god willing I'll have a real job by then
>>714894974
Well it could happen any day now
Chinese or Australian economic boom, American bank chaos again. Anything that reduces the gap.
>>714894886
>>714895292
Alternatively, the paper tiger of china could crumble, taking you with it while our God Emperor raises the USD to ever greater heights, trapping you eternally in ausfailia.
>>714895374
That is alright. Nothing wrong with Aus, I just want to retire is all.
Get in her UK fags
Share your local girls
Sunderland reporting in
>>714886604
>>714886645
>>714886604
Bristol anyone?
>>714886712
Name?? From??
fluffy thread?
fluffy thread!
was about to start one
also, im curious, what do you all prefer, the abuse and death that are made by humans to fluffies? or the way they find their doom by their sheer stupidity and inability to distinguish whats good and deadly for them?
>>714899309
death by stupidity is what I liek
Lia thread!!!
more
>>714887563
>>714888080
this not real though, right?
I'm socially inept and don't care. Dubs decides.
>>714897527
"Look ill be straight: i like you and want to date you. Hows that sound ?"
>>714897527
would you like to paint me someday wearing nothing but my undies? *teheheheehe*
Bumping with picture of her
>>714897527
would you like to paint me naked? can't hold an erection for 5 hours straight lol
>>714897527
i only draw niggers during coitus
