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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Pics u shouldnt share
>>702339812
Moar
>>702339812
Well holy damn more
>>702339812
>>702339987
R34 Bread
>>702339515
Lezzgo
>>702339728
Old thread: >>702320956
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
>>702331444
Ham
I can't wait to die
>>702331444
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older...
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>>702331444
>from previous bread
I've kinda loved this same girl since kindergarten. She left my school in 3rd grade and came back for 5th grade. we both had mutual feelings for each other, but I was always to shy to ask her out. after 5th grade, she moved a few cities away. around 2009 we got back in touch via myspace, and same ole same ole happened and I bitched out into asking her out. She eventually asked me out, but I pussed out, again, and gave some shitty excuse on why I couldn't...
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I probably would've never left you if you weren't such a childish bitch. And here you are still playing these stupid games kek grow the fuck up.
Words
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYTb1JknzhM
>>702323037
Perturbator - Sentient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
>>702323347
>>702323745
keep bumping the thread bros
ill keep posting tunes slowly but surely
Alright
You know the drill :
> Odds fap
> Even Sleep
roll'n
>>702334044
Roll nice dubs btw
>>702334512
Fuckin reroll
Roll will determine what I fap to
I needs answer
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>702324621
Requests welcome.
Taking Requests, I will fulfill to the best of my ability!
I've got a lot of pokemon x human / cum inflation stuff, so that's my agenda for awhile.
Foolish saiyan! You will never get the trips to defeat me.
lemme just take 30 posts to power up, and then ill have those trips
cake
Keep talking Freeza. I will defeat you
>>702336850
You will lose>>702336810
>>702336666
that guy
Loli
>>702334486
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS
evening /b/
we're drunk, we're bored, let's chat~
kinda wish there was a way we could play cards on here, I'm itchin' for a game of Gin
..hm, pretty empty tonite?
u look like u go on 4chan
alright, let's have some Megaman music, and if it's still dead afterwards, I'ma pack it in for now. Might not be a good nite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKQCXRseU8
>>702330595
..can't really argue with that at all, can I?
Drawthread
you faggots take too long
>>702327589
Villains who like to play around tend to be more fun. I tend to like when they have stories that involve them not always being the way they are.
/r/ a continuation comic of male kitty peeing on random things including peeing as he's sleeping and/or on female kitty, and him getting pussy in the end for it
Requesting Prince Wednesday And Miss Elaina (of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood)
as if the two were part of a drawing, which explains the parts of the human body.
>>702329559
Fuck off, Niko.
>>702329448
Asking any drawfriends taking requests to draw how you interpret this
If anyone from the other thread is looking for me, I'll probably be back tomorrow or the next night, same time. Later <3
>>702330947
Just so you know, I came buckets for you in the last thread :p
idk how anyone could keep up with shaving practically everything. Way too much work for me.
>>702331750
Same here, i'd like to have my balls that clean but it's too fucking hard
>>702332008
Meh my balls are no problem, I keep that shaved smooth daily. I just have really hairy legs, butt, and stomach. Such a mar against my slender physique.
>>702330454
n.n
My dad joined 4chan today. Told me he was going to check out /b/. Please welcome on our newest fag with the best, and the worst, /b/ has to offer. Thx
tell your fag dad to not ever bump trap, any kind of rate threads, fb fap, cuck, pics you shouldnt share, or roll threads please.
>>702324273
it's a boy. that's really fucking weird.
>>702324273
You know why your dads here really
>>702324273
Fuck dat nigga (your dad).
Last r34 thread took off like a rocket, let's keep it going.
Get in here, faggots
Hey /b/.
I'm gonna off myself. No I'm not here to attention whore or anything like that. I just want to give out the 2 things I actually put time into. My steam and battle.net accounts. I got 3 months left on the battle.net account. Leave some sort of contact information and trips will get whichever they prefer. If you happen to get quads before anyone gets trips you can have both.
Have fun.
>pic related, my ugly ass.
>>702333736
steam id: Lord INFL8R
My steam is nabs2597 give pls
>>702333886
So close...
>>702333736
Bad idea /b/ro. Permanent solution to a temporary problem. I tried to kill myself twice, so glad I suck at it.
Can we see your steam?
Clothed & Unclothed Thread
>Age
>weight
>Number of relationships
>Penis length
No cheating
>22
>270
>0
>5 inches
>>702321512
42
180
>20
7.3
24
260
1
5.5"
20
180 lbs
2
6.5"
>>702321512
>18
>150
>5
>6.5
34
160
Sex partners: 32-40
Relationships at least 3-months: 10ish
7"
FB fap thread
Hey /b/ really need your guys help. Just checked into a hotel in San Francisco and the bathroom absolutely stinks of fresh weed. I've checked everywhere and I'm fairly sure it must be in this small hatch above the bath tub. However it needs a key to get in but it doesn't look like a proper key whole. Any of you fags work in hotels and know how I can get into this?
>Pic Related
Here's an up close pic of the key hole.
Could also be in over head vent but just seems too much of a cliché
Keyhole looks like painted over screw
Your neighbors are prolly smoking it. Get a fucking flathead and pry it silly.
Self bump because thirsty for weed
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lpvxJUJ.png "latest[1].png")
Time for the Hunger Games! I need 36 tributes. Post a name and a picture.
Also, I'll deliver incredibly fast.
Plumptunia
>>702333173
wrong image i meant this
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/doSTt0F.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
YLYL thread
(name, not thread repurposing)
leave this place for i must shit
![jason-ralph-as-quentin-coldwater-in-syfys-tha-magicians[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7zvSlnO.jpg "jason-ralph-as-quentin-coldwater-in-syfys-tha-magicians[1].jpg")
Quentin Coldwater
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
roll for tween
>>702335528
Roll
Role
kill me
ok
