Alright, I'm thinking about having an "unfortunate accident" inside of a big corporate store (Best Buy, Costco, Target, etc.) and then taking them to court for money. Anyone have any experience with this or ideas? Will post OC in return.
Here is some OC to get the ball rolling.
>>674236226
Enjoy jail.
>>674236891
Go big or go home. Here's some tits for your trouble.
u gon get it now
>Booty/Thicc thread
>Post best booty or Thicc chicks
>Go
OP Here.
>All formats allowed
>.mpeg .jpg .png .gif
Ok, waiting on you to post some more
>>674240495
I want to worship that in person... My tongue needs to be on her asshole.
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Rule 34 thread
Hi. I'm from Russia, moscow. I'm pretty drunk of vodka, yeah. And I can tell you anything you want to know about Russia.
Putin is the real deal
>>674232569
is russia developed country ?
Help me build my red head folder
>Inb4mods
Yes, she's 18
>>674245188
Please?
Found this bag while walking my dog... does /b/ know what the hell this is?!
I resembles no drug I have ever seen bevor and tasted bitter when licking...
I definitely won't snort some of it or eat bigger amounts bevor someone can tell me what this is for certain...
>>674236445
Speed. Pink is usually poor quality.
Snort tiny ammount, wait 20mins, snort more, wait 20mins, repeat until you feel like you just drank 20cups of coffee.
Then do the stuff you like with incredible energy.
Bad idea to eat it, since its bioavailability is really shit. You could probably eat the whole bag and still not feed anything, where as snorting a half would probably be enough.
>>674236445
Some low quality something. Probably made in some junkies house nearby. You could try smoking a little amount if you want but I would probably trash it.
>>674236445
Snort it and livestream results OP
>>674236803
I'm gonna say this anon knows his shit... either this or bathsalts
Story thread.
>teen
>go to p.e classes without appropiate clothes so i have to walk to some bridge and take pictures
>we are now a group of 4
>we already start messing around with someone who we will call kevin
>kevin is already pretty pissed when we get to the bridge, but we stand together while the other two take pictures
>the photographer who we will call david is laughing his ass off at the same time
>kevin gets pissed and starts chasing him ( david took pics with kevins phone)
>kevin catches up with him and is pissed, wants to see the pictures and why he was laughing
>david drops the absolute bomb and says
>Yeah, i took pictures of both of you infront of the bridge and sent them to the girl you love, and wrote " Your BF is cheating "
>everyone except for kevin is laughing their asses off hard, especially me
>kevin hates us for the coming months
Kay
>>674240487
shit story.
>>674240487
really shit story
That was pretty terrible
Post cute animals here plz. Extra points for hamsters
dat a rat
Moar
Are birdies acceptable?
ITT: Poorly described movies
>big city
>bill murray has to deal with a white fatty
>>674244408
Kill bill
>>674244408
GHOSTBUSTERS REBOOT
>>674244408
That's clearly Ghost Busters.
> everything is ok
> then suddenly the customer fucks everything up
> mars got a breathable oxygen atmosphere somehow
>>674244408
>Omg haxxor
>am human?
>tank legs
Fucking thermoptics
There are literally dozens of trump hate threads created by butthurt Sanders supporters.
They are so mad because Hillary kicked his ass in the super Tuesday polls.
So much butthurt being felt everywhere.
This is so fucking hilarious and entertaining.
>>674229492
I agree, and when it's Trump v Hildawg on that ballot alllll these bernfags are gonna vote for TRUMP
Fucking retards. Put so much energy into anti trumping, forgot about Hillary. It's her signs they should've been removing.
>>674229492
You should see Facebook and redit, talk about funny...
I need more of these
>>674239918
sauceee
>>674239918
Fake as fuck...
>>674240054
Idk i just collect them when i see it
cucks everywhere
YOU DIDNT CONVINCE ME
NOW LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE
Accidental nudity thread :D
name my band
>>674240346
The goat fuckers
What genre of music do you generally play?
rubber
>>674240550
country of course
Taylor Swift has cute feet...
Also our daily TayTay thread
>>674240567
she's so fucking ugly
>>674240567
fuck off you little rotter
God tier movies
post you'r best
>>674243096
It's god tier, sure, but how about you start with something that not everyone has seen?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518
>>674243096
This one, purrty good
>>674243447
dunno, i was honestly just looking for good shit to watch for myself
Oldfags: how long have you been here?
Newfags: how long have you been here?
Oldandnewfags: when does a newfag stop being a newfag? How long were you lurking before you made your first post?
Relatively newfag here, been here for about a year and a half
Since 2011 I think, not sure what that makes me
Bump :(
>>674236796
I'd call that slightly oldfag
Personally, I've been here frequently since like 2009, occasionally visited in late 07 early 08 ish. which is honestly way too much fucking time to have been around here for.
Not a lot has changed since then, /b/'s always been shitty, just different kinds of shitty.
Anyway, I'd argue that newfaggotry is more of a state of mind rather than an amount of time that you've spent.
but then again after time, the definiton of an oldfag in terms of behavior has shifted a bit.
hell, I don't even think I've seen people type "lurk moar, post less" which again, was to convey the general state of mind people had then.
TAKING ALL BETS!!!!
What will Janet "Rebel" Yellen say at todays FED meeting?
Will rates rise? or fall?
Or will she once again hold off saying until april?
How many more times will she answer with "I graduated from a good university"?
Will the market get pumped up for a short while or will the landslide begin today?
All trader anons welcome!
Lurkers and regular posters!
>>674244158
Low oil & commodity prices, slack in global demand, negative rates in several countries: we're still deflationary. There will be no rate hike.
>>674244573
This, no rate rise from the cuck Yellen. She is such a boring cunt to listen to as well
>>674244573
sweet crude isnt acting crazy today
questions:
1. For the rate, is 2% the ceiling or the average?
2. do you like my oc
PORN WEBM THREAD.
>>674236015
name?
>>674236174
Anjelica