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you jelly /b/ros?
> Visible scar lines
> Keratinized glans
> unkempt public hair
0/10 You're not even trying. Put some lotion on that thing
>>674461734
Lol *pubic
>>674460921
>circumcision scar looks like you were in a bear fight
>dry yellowing dick
>tiny dick head
your dick seriously looks like this: /\
You have a fucking ant-eater nose dick
also due to angle and being able to see the base of your dick, where the hair grows, it's obvious the bottle isn't lined up with your dick. It's too low.
You didn't even try
>>674460921
I got these online for $15 on sale from $49.99
What awesome deals did you get recently
>>674460590
Got pair of refurbed hd650 for $250. They sound so fuckin' sweet mang.
I got iPhone 6 from my neighbor for $350 but not really a deal since he did me a favor
i got 4L of chocolate milk for $3.96CAD
>>674460590
where'd you get them?
>>674461021
and 2 packs of oreos for $3CAD
Kylie Jenner,
Find a flaw,
i bet you cant
>>674461449
>>674461449
that's domino presley you fuck
>>674461650
no it is kylie you dumb fuck
>>674461777
>>674461848
this is perfection
YGYL - You Grove You Lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJ VQk3hRdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bE0e2hA_iE
>>674457686
ugliest tits ever? ugliest tits ever.
>>674457686
is that a trap? I don't want to fap it's a fucking trap
AC DC gone shootin
https://youtu.be/f77MshQoyP0
>>674457686
the fuck did you bother posting the acronym if you were going to fucking say the fucking title.
You fucking newfag piece of shit.
I hope you get choked by a thousand cocks of a hundred thousand sweaty indian geneticists, you fucking mongoloid piece of poo.
Echter Deutschfaden.
Was geht?
Benutzt ihr google-2-step-verification?
Schonmal abgezogen worden im Netz?
Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt oder gepisst?
Was steht morgen an?
Hürün ühr nüggür
>>674459713
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>>674459713
>>674459882
>Echter Deutschfaden.
thank you jeus
>Was geht?
ballern, 4chan, leider bald schlafen
>Benutzt ihr google-2-step-verification?
yo, nervt todesmäßig aber wurde schon mal abgezogen, paypal hats aber tatsächlich erstattet obwohl ich in den trojan hatte
>Schonmal abgezogen worden im Netz?
s.o.
>Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt oder gepisst?
sowohl...
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>>674460262
nö gülle me hülle, fück dü weg
>>674460595
lül ünd kük
bämp
Ask a suicidally depressed anon anything.
If you are depressed or suicidal, I'll help you as best I can.
>>674459892
bump?
>>674460268
I'll bump
are you overweight?
>>674459625
Have you been in a relationship while being in that phase? Was it helping? Was it too much effort?
>>674461293
Look at my picture and answer your own question.
>>674461361
Relationships can hurt or help; there is no easy answer. It depends how supportive your partner is, and how much effort you are putting in to helping yourself.
There are dubs in this thread, Randy and I'm gonna find out who's responsible and I'm calling the cops!
Frig off barb
I'm just passing by...
The intended use of the ass to clean the face of the planet
>nigger
Go home you Lahey you drunk bastard
Need some advice, stoners. My job will random drug test.
Would I be okay if I smoke only on Fridays. 4 times a month? I am clean now, so how long will It take to be clean within that 7 day gap (every Friday) ?
How often do you work ?
Exercise regularly, get coconut water/tomato juice, shit and piss often, always have fake pee in check.
Might be OK.
>>674459284
Make clean pee first. Then do whatever you want.
/thread.
>>674459284
Just buy fake piss, it is completely fool-proof i did it for 2 years while on probation. They have no right to stick there grimy noses into your personal life, it is a violation of your rights and this is why we have whizzinators and fake piss.
>>674460142
Don't buy fake pee. Make clean pee. Don't be an faggot.
All trips will receive immortality.
So im immortal?
I wouldn't want to live forever anyways. would get boring
>>674461271
Wrong, if you had immortality you would be freed from many human limitations, making life enjoyable.
also rickroll
amen
Kek. As if.
tytl
dubstept.mp3.exe
>>674460540
nigger
Mackayla thread anyone ?
>>674461291
>>674461341
>>674461515
>>674461671
YLYL THREAD
use the catalog fucking newfag nigger
T H E G A M E
put more than a pic fag
step your game up fags
Hey /b/,
Have you ever fucked someone in the ass who had a bigger dick than you? How did it feel?
I'm asking because I've had the hots for this really adorable twink/femboy and he finally agreed to suck my dick. I'm 30 and he's 20. We flirted and such and I casually once asked him if he'd blow me. He agreed to do it in the gas station bathroom where we both work. While he was sucking me off, he was playing with himself and I noticed that his dick is a couple of inches bigger than mine... Felt strange feelings. He's supposed to come
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who tf cares nigger
You are a fucking faggot, you'll fuck a man with bigger cock than yours
>>674458634
Just suck him off already
>>674458797
I'm a sandnigger, tyvm.
>>674458878
Our balls won't touch. I'm a straight man, dude.
>>674459354
>he will fuck another man
>man
you are faggot in denial, but whatever makes you sleep at night
Whats her name /b/? Let it all out
Noone
>>674457253
Every middle aged white mother.
>>674457253
why do you wanna know ? to start a r 34 thread with her name ?
>>674457253
beth smith, dumbass
Hilary Clinton
Zozzle my nozzle?
>>674459626
Would suck ur dick
Post the one where he is pouting
>>674460525
>>674460525
Hello /b/ros
Im bored. It appears giga nigga is attacking
Who can roll quads?
I CAN
First try ez
>>674461055
reroll
no biggie
cya nigga
Sluts you'd fuck
>>674459532
ITT: Best Youtubers
PEWDIEPIE
>>674458896
>>674458805
Who is that? And what do they do?
Also zero punctuation
Spiritual Mama Tasha
Basically, her videos are softcore porn that she passes of as educational breastfeeding material. But really, she's making money off old creeps (myself included) and teenagers spanking it to her tits.
Internet Comment Ettiquette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9poCepmnW0
Deutschlandfaden!
Hört ihr immer wieder die gleichen Lieder an, oft 2-3 die ihr duzende Male wiederholt?
Habt ihr irgendwelche Krankheiten?
Was war die gefährlichste Situation in die ihr geraten seid?
>>674458294
nicht jeder löris ist riesig.
auch: das stretchen macht wohl spaß. das pimpern dann auch.
>>674459081
>Deutschlandfaden!
äh, nein
hürün ühr függüts
>>674459713
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>>674459713
hier gehts lang:
>>674459882
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>>674459081
>Hört ihr immer wieder die gleichen Lieder an, oft 2-3 die ihr duzende Male wiederholt?
Nicht so extrem, und wenn dann seltener. Neige sonst dazu mir die nieder zu verderben
>Habt ihr irgendwelche Krankheiten?
Nichts akutes
>Was war die gefährlichste Situation in die ihr geraten seid?
klapmesser Ãœberfall, Seitengasse
Hey /b/ just bought a property out in southern California, I went to check it out and in the garage was pre 2000 Thunderbird, decent shape covered in dust. I'm still getting the pics together but I have this, what do you think it could be worth? Or is it worth fixing up and driving for myself. Not very experienced in cars tho, never even heard of a thunderbird. Thoughts?
try /o/ my friend
>>674457569
someone is going to charge you to haul it to the junk yard
>>674458216
So it's not even worth it?
>>674458419
Get it appraised dont listen to these fuck heads. Cars over 30 years old are considered collectors sometimes. Atleast get it looked at and see if it even runs.
>>674458559
Thunderbirds are nice. Id fix it and drive it for the hell of it. Its not like a corvette or a mustang though.
more pics?
